Brit Brit's Cheetolings Should Get Their Own Tour
SPF and JJ are proving in the video above that they have what it takes to lip-synch the hell out of a song and wave their arms around just like their mama je'e'! And if you ask some hos, they do it even better. Dust off the Cheeto dust, shine them up and put them on stage! They are STARS!
The second leg of Brit Brit's "Sedated & Loving It" world tour opened in London last night and some of critics did not drink the Kool-Aid. They didn't even sip on that shit.
The Sun said, "A girl walking around, flicking her hair and miming to some average pop songs..... The choreography, dancers and set were top class but blonde Britters parading in her undercrackers was completely uninspiring. Madonna is twice her age and does double the dancing."
UNDERCRACKERS! Copy and pasting to the clipboard in my head.
The Telegraph called it a perfectly staged pop show, but also said, "Lipsynced, autotuned and double tracked, her vocals are as unashamedly pre-recorded as her backing tracks. Although there appear to be various balding middle-aged men bashing away in the orchestra pit, there are no actual musicians onstage, if you discount a dwarf and a bodybuilder miming guitar. This is as unabashedly fake as a diamanté crown."
And this is what The Guardian had to say, "The costumes are pretty skimpy and there's nowhere the set designers haven't contrived to put a pole for her to gyrate around. And yet there's something unsexy about all of it, possibly because there's something weirdly characterless about the woman at its centre: you'd happily trade some of the special effects for the sense of Spears actually engaging with her audience rather than slickly going through the motions."
What do they expect?! I know they want to see the kind of natural performance Brit Brit's Cheetolings give, but it's kind of hard to do that when you've got enough ludes in your system to even put Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis to sleep. Suck on a Cheeto, have some PURPLE DRANK and enjoy. You can cry later when the realization that you spent time on this shit sinks in.
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Isn't that cute, they want to be just like their dad. (The mom doesn't have moves that hot)
Aw, the little spazzes are just as graceful as their mama je'ee!
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All that's left is a shell. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I feel a little sorry for her. Don't get me wrong -- I still think she's the world's shittiest mother & she's done irreparable damage to her kids -- but I can't imagine being so out of it, getting no joy from anything anymore.
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O Shitters id bump your chunk, i'll even rub cocoa butter on your stretchmarks... cause im romantic like that
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I'm surprised the tour hasn't been canceled.
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Just like a soulless zombie doing tricks for a puppetmaster (ie. the record company).
Awww, that was cute.
That video reminds me of me when I was little, jumping all over the sofa after watching any kind of circus act on TV.
Thnks, MK! All this touring and Shitters is as thick as she ever was. LOVE the muffin-top!
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ye olde double post!
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hot, hot, hot~~~she is still hot and sexy~~ but can she be a good mother? i doubt that since i found her dating profile on____classymingle.com____ she seems to spend so many time on dating guys online, lol~~
Thumb four. Hahahaha.
You chunky piece of shit.
it's a Britney Spears show, what the fuck did they expect?!
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UNDERCRACKANIZAH!
I had totally forgotten about this snatch.
Thanks, thanks alot MK.
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