Brit Brit's Cheetolings Should Get Their Own Tour
SPF and JJ are proving in the video above that they have what it takes to lip-synch the hell out of a song and wave their arms around just like their mama je'e'! And if you ask some hos, they do it even better. Dust off the Cheeto dust, shine them up and put them on stage! They are STARS!
The second leg of Brit Brit's "Sedated & Loving It" world tour opened in London last night and some of critics did not drink the Kool-Aid. They didn't even sip on that shit.
The Sun said, "A girl walking around, flicking her hair and miming to some average pop songs..... The choreography, dancers and set were top class but blonde Britters parading in her undercrackers was completely uninspiring. Madonna is twice her age and does double the dancing."
UNDERCRACKERS! Copy and pasting to the clipboard in my head.
The Telegraph called it a perfectly staged pop show, but also said, "Lipsynced, autotuned and double tracked, her vocals are as unashamedly pre-recorded as her backing tracks. Although there appear to be various balding middle-aged men bashing away in the orchestra pit, there are no actual musicians onstage, if you discount a dwarf and a bodybuilder miming guitar. This is as unabashedly fake as a diamanté crown."
And this is what The Guardian had to say, "The costumes are pretty skimpy and there's nowhere the set designers haven't contrived to put a pole for her to gyrate around. And yet there's something unsexy about all of it, possibly because there's something weirdly characterless about the woman at its centre: you'd happily trade some of the special effects for the sense of Spears actually engaging with her audience rather than slickly going through the motions."
What do they expect?! I know they want to see the kind of natural performance Brit Brit's Cheetolings give, but it's kind of hard to do that when you've got enough ludes in your system to even put Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis to sleep. Suck on a Cheeto, have some PURPLE DRANK and enjoy. You can cry later when the realization that you spent time on this shit sinks in.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - I also saw Rage Against the Machine in concert in 1996, they were amazing.
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I've RATM 3 times. Twice in really small venues. They're completely awesome! Especially Tom Morello hopping around like he's literally on fire. The ENTIRE floor is a mosh pit at their shows. But their pit doesn't compare to a Slayer pit. I have trouble remember Slayer shows because I'm so busy fighting for my life!
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Where is M.E.?
A Shitters thread is not complete without a rant from her.
what cute kids. i can't believe people used to say some horrible things about them (especially the little one). they look like healthy, cute kids. SPF got the moves, but JJ is the leader.lol
@ MissJaneTexas (sorry to butt into a convo)
I live in Texas too and also love Kings of Leon. Do you have ACL tickets? They are playing this year. I am not sure which day (I have three day passes), but one day passes are still available and the day line-ups are posted on the site if you are interested.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:08pm.
Do you hate your penis? Be smart and hire a stunt double! Just edit the sextape so it looks like you're doing the deed.
Yes. No stunt double. I am fearless and can hold my breath for 2 minutes.
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ah, Michelle B, it isn't their last name, though.
Their last name is Federline... even worse.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:09pm.
Yes, my ipod is always playing Kings od Leon and I am still not tired of them!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
And I am glad we have a cheeto post because I have a bitch post.
I have to listen to Ryan Gaycrest in the afternoons here in Tampa and GAWD I fucking HATE him. Anyhoo, he plays Shitney's music more than once a program WTF!?! And its the shit songs too! I think he gets a kick back or something.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:08pm.
Did you and Provy have some sort of disagreement? I just think it is kind of funny that he didn't address your comment directly!
"weirdly characterless" That describes Brit perfectly. She's like a performing robot with no will of her own. It's only a matter of time before she goes off her meds again.
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You would think that with two parents that are "dancers" that these kids would be poppin and lockin like the Beckham kid (if anything you would think Kfed would be training them as a retirement plan). That being said, personally I prefer their toddler spaz dance, it's cute and normal. Normal is always a good adjective to hear when your last name is Spears.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:07pm.
Oh for sure! I just have not had the pleasure of seeing those bands! I would love to though.
I love live shows. Wish I went more often!
Call me Miss Penny Lane!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Damn, all that cheeto shakin' she's doing and she's still gaining the weight back. If I had her kind of money I'd pay someone to smack the fuck out of me if I looked at junk food or didn't exercise enough.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
She needs more crunches if she is going to wear outfits like that.
OMG. They are such cute little boys! SPF vogues the shit outta that song and JJ works the crowd. they definitely are better than their mother. LOL.
BTW, should they be listening to her music?? I don't think I'd want my kids lip-synching 'if you seek amy' at daycare.
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Undercrackers!! LOL, that sounds like a word MK would make up. ..Were they soggy, I wonder?
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:57am.
OMG, I love Kings of Leon. I have had their new CD on repeat basically since I got it. I also saw Rage Against the Machine in concert in 1996, they were amazing.
On Topic: I really feel sorry for Britney, judge me all you want but she has been whored out her whole life. First by her parents and then by her record label. Yeah, she had a choice at some point but I don't think it's that easy to just give it all up.
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The std comment reminded me that she fucked a guy named Osama, as an american ill have to pass on her....or at least wave her me going down on her privledges
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:04pm.
Who's the big brother here? SJP, why are you copying everything the little special boy is doing? Grow a pair.
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And here I thought it was all choreographed that way.
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@devilgirl
Great list of bands, but don't forget The Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam and Red Hot Chili Peppers!
I was on my back for months with the back problems, and am just getting back in shape, and yet my gut is the same as Shitters. I don't know why, but it makes me happy!
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And I thought the whole family was talentless...tehehe...
Who's the big brother here? SJP, why are you copying everything the little special boy is doing? Grow a pair.
Can I change my name to Kacky Undercrackers?
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:01pm.
DevilGirl!
I saw Weezer last october! Fun show!
It's ok to love Weezer! =)
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Damn straight it is okay to LOVE Weezer!
I thought of you when I mentioned Weezer!
I saw them twice, but not since early 2000's.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What's sad is the lip-syncing Britney is probably selling more tickets and making more money than the oh-so-talented Fleetwood Mac. Why do people continue to encourage this shit?!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DevilGirl!
I saw Weezer last october! Fun show!
It's ok to love Weezer! =)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Oh my Gawd who is still buying tickets to the "I'm forced to go on tour so I cahn pay mah help!" Tour! Britney is a hot ass mess who needs some nappy times in her life! Her boys are too cute in the video but she is a southern fried zombie in those pics fo sho!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Provolone
O Shitters id bump your chunk
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You're either quite fearless, already infected with a cornucopia of STDs or have condoms made of kevlar.
The std comment reminded me that she fucked a guy named Osama, as an american ill have to pass on her....or at least wave her me going down on her privledges
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Ahahahahahahaha! I love my lasy post, if you want to see a good SHOE! Hahaha! Yeah, if you want to see a good shoe, Maynard is wearing some awesome Doc Martens'!
I can't type and obviously I don't proof before I hit post!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
hahah so cute!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:57am.
That's okay dg, we love it when you go off.
and on a related note i'm not wearing panties.
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LOL @Little Boot Moves Miss P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I thought the video was cute reminds me of my little ones dancing around to music, they could care less about their dance moves - HA!
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
Little Boot Moves!!! LOL!
They're cute, but the got them moves from their Paw not their maw.
Plus she looks so unprofessional.
I pity the fools who paid to see this shyte
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:56am.
UnderCheetos
Cheetowears?
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:51am.
Look at thumb #7. Now picture yourself delivering the Pimphand. Feels good, right?
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INDEED IT DOES!
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Submitted by Provolone
O Shitters id bump your chunk
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You're either quite fearless, already infected with a cornucopia of STDs or have condoms made of kevlar.
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I can't belive she's IN my country. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
Why do we get stuck with her, while you Americans get to keep Christina? Can we do a swap???
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I think I'm just grateful she didn't have girls.
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Well, who in the world of pop doesn't lip sync? That is why you don't pay good money to see people like Brit, Madonna and all the rest of those no talent follios!
If you want to see a good shoe, hear live music and spend your ticket money wisely see Tool, see Nine Inch Nails, see Rage Against the Machine, see Weezer (yes, I love Weezer!) see Kings of Leon!
By the way, I saw Madonna years ago (ticket was a gift) in NY. She was a terrible lip sync r and her show blew! Glad I didn't have to pay for such shit!
I know the post is about Brit, so don't get your panties all in a ruffle cuz I went slightly off topic!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
They said on the radio that Shitney is being sued because:
1. Her kids “trashed” a hotel room
2. Her kids made boombies in the swimming pool.
Okay. Can little kids trash a hotel room? Sure, if left alone long enough. This just means that either no one was watching them for an extended amount of time or someone was and didn’t give a shit. At their age, they should be potty trained already and if they’re still having accidents, they should have been wearing pull-ups. Granted, pull-ups aren’t leak-proof, but If those kids (at that age) are still having boombie issues, they shouldn’t have been in the pool to begin with.
I shall now jump off my soapbox.
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i thought she was looking better than this not that long ago?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Deb,
little spazzes
You fucking nailed it! LMAO.
i'm giggling like a complete idiot right now because "undercrackers" has to be one of the funniest terms i've ever heard... i'm such a dork.
as far as shitney, did they really expect more? she really needs to finish up this trainwreck tour, collect her check and fade off into obscurity, forever.
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