Brit Brit's Cheetolings Should Get Their Own Tour
SPF and JJ are proving in the video above that they have what it takes to lip-synch the hell out of a song and wave their arms around just like their mama je'e'! And if you ask some hos, they do it even better. Dust off the Cheeto dust, shine them up and put them on stage! They are STARS!
The second leg of Brit Brit's "Sedated & Loving It" world tour opened in London last night and some of critics did not drink the Kool-Aid. They didn't even sip on that shit.
The Sun said, "A girl walking around, flicking her hair and miming to some average pop songs..... The choreography, dancers and set were top class but blonde Britters parading in her undercrackers was completely uninspiring. Madonna is twice her age and does double the dancing."
UNDERCRACKERS! Copy and pasting to the clipboard in my head.
The Telegraph called it a perfectly staged pop show, but also said, "Lipsynced, autotuned and double tracked, her vocals are as unashamedly pre-recorded as her backing tracks. Although there appear to be various balding middle-aged men bashing away in the orchestra pit, there are no actual musicians onstage, if you discount a dwarf and a bodybuilder miming guitar. This is as unabashedly fake as a diamanté crown."
And this is what The Guardian had to say, "The costumes are pretty skimpy and there's nowhere the set designers haven't contrived to put a pole for her to gyrate around. And yet there's something unsexy about all of it, possibly because there's something weirdly characterless about the woman at its centre: you'd happily trade some of the special effects for the sense of Spears actually engaging with her audience rather than slickly going through the motions."
What do they expect?! I know they want to see the kind of natural performance Brit Brit's Cheetolings give, but it's kind of hard to do that when you've got enough ludes in your system to even put Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis to sleep. Suck on a Cheeto, have some PURPLE DRANK and enjoy. You can cry later when the realization that you spent time on this shit sinks in.
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She’s so pretty. I love her very much. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---sugarscupid.com. c o m---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Ya'll are just being haters. However, this is hilarious: http://www.britneyspears.com/2009/06/party-up-for-britney.php
leave britbrit alone!
god made her so hot... I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
In the thumbnails, she looks like Courtney Love.
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Britney deserves to have shade thrown her way.
Mediocre talent that refuses to even push the envelope towards becoming a better talent?
Lip-sync sensation with no drive to move away from that? If she were attempting to broaden her horizons as a true artist, I would cut her some slack, but she never has.
Madonna was never the best singer in the world, but she had the ambition to try and get better.
Goddamit Britney, give us an attempt and then I may throw your swamp pussy ass a bone!
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poor Brit, someone always throwing shade her way.
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Nice rolls. I see the Frapps are showing again.
It's true...I love BritBrit, but was disappointed by her concert...the show and theatrics were great, but she just was not the Britney she used to be :-(
If the London papers are just now cluing into the fact that Britshit is a talentless fuck that just had a lot of money and behind the scenes talent poured into her shows, their powers of journalistic observation are as bad as Britshit's moves.
When is this dumb bitches 15 minutes over? Her tour is a waste of money. She's never coming back. She doesn't work hard like madonna and never had talent. O for O.
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:44pm.
What kind of moron would pay to see this hillbilly now and who the fuck designed those costumes-could they be any more unflattering for our little cheetoling?
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I totally agree with you.
Shitney is still a scary looking skank from any and every angle...as proven by these photos.
That fourth thumbnail, with her rolls of fat from and center, priceless.
Seriously, she should buy herself a giant chunk of the Louisiana bayou, go live there for the rest of her life and in the process do the general public a great favor by disappearing in obscurity. Really.
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what kind of fucking retarded show does brit-brit put on? who would pay good money to watch this shit?
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:17pm.
the sun "..... Madonna is twice her age and does double the dancing." gimme a fucking break! madonna's dancing is shit! she can't move.
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Ha! And there you go. He ain't tryna tell you how good Madonna is...but how BAD Britney is...
Her kids are cute. But no cuter than 5 million other children, fersure.
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She's so late on that whole burlesque thing.. that is so 1999...
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@ the first thumnail - she looks like a character Hunter S Thompson would haved encountered
What kind of moron would pay to see this hillbilly now and who the fuck designed those costumes-could they be any more unflattering for our little cheetoling?
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I suspect those children have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome..
Oh...Britney with a whip...that's SO sexy and controversial. This is so over. Why anyone would pay to watch her lip sync is beyond me. I'd rather go to a drag show...they put alot more thought into their routines.
Madonna's performances are equally as scripted, but at least Madonna sings(I use that term loosely)her songs but it's also like watching a musical rather than a concert. The audience interaction is minimal at best and I felt like I might as well be at home watching the show on DVD. I'm speaking of way back on her Blonde Ambition Tour...I've had no desire to see her since.
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Although Britney is a disgunstingly vile waste of air, her kids are cute!!
The "bending over leg raise" move SPF does is my kids' signature move, though! Back off child!
I gave up a long time ago getting Britney's appeal. Only she can shave her head, show her crotch, lose custody, go to the pysch ward twice,etc and come up with the number 1 tour in the States.
She doesn't have to do anything. People pay for it. They don't care. And Britney is laughing all the way to the bank.
skinny fat, there is no accounting for taste.
I love a lot of Britney's songs, but there is no way in hell I'd pay to see her. Especially not now, when she is doing everything half-assed.
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Sorry, but I dont find her kids endearing at all...Plus, it sounds like she isnt even a good trained monkey on stage...I will say though that it is probably difficult for her to have any spark or fire under her considering she is probably on some weird psychiatric drug cocktail.
the sun "..... Madonna is twice her age and does double the dancing." gimme a fucking break! madonna's dancing is shit! she can't move.
Britney's shows keep selling out so obviously people want to see her. No one goes to a Britney show expecting fabulous live singing and live music.
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site "Richcupids.com" you know the site is a a celebrity dating club.
They also have fucked up haircuts as well.
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
They're fooling around like normal little kids, mimicking what they've seen their mother do. Sorta.
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carefreea hahahahah the fanny thing is so funny!
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Aww they're so cute!
Lmao and despite everything I'd still pay to see her, ahaha I know it pisses people off that I'm wasting "good money" but hey if I'm happy seeing her over ANYONE other "talented" artist, then what's it to you?
Honestly, I'd pay even if she sat their the entire time drinking starbucks in her pajamas, she intrigues me!
There's nothing weird about the way the kids are acting. They're 3 and 2, that's perfectly normal.
I would rather watch that video (with the sound OFF of course) than any video of Shitney's anyday.
The kids have watched mommy "dance" a little too much.
The kids have a couple screws loose.
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
I use undercrackers a lot, as an expression. Is it that funny? That said, the fact "fanny" in the US means something different to what it means over here. Fannybag is hilarious for that reason alone, never mind the horrifying fashion faux pas of it.
It's at the O2 arena, most things there are for those that aren't into music - at all.
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Those babies will be deaf by the time they are in their teens or early 20's if they continue to be routinely exposed to blaring music.
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What's Daddy Spears waiting for? He needs to get those boys into a thong and put them on stage. I think Brit was about that age when she started.
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Looks like they recycled the black bra and panties from that disastrous MTV Awards appearance.
No talent but her kids are sweet.
@MissJaneTexas: I don't blame you one bit. If I weren't a tall guy I wouldn't be able to tolerate it either. When I see shorter people, I feel bad for them because no one cuts them any slack. However, I always see the most wee girls in mosh pits and crowd surfing. I think they have a deathwish and/or love being felt up.
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Shitters continues to show off her bad case of chunk leg, fupa and back fat, not to mention the fishnets stuck up her smelly crack. Let's hope the talentless Chunky makes enough much needed $$$ to hang up the ass crawlin cozzies once and for all. I can smell that beeehawtcha getting off the elevator.
Undercrackers?!
*fall out*
That fuckery aside, I wouldn't even look out my window if Britney Spears was playing in my driveway.
Who would pay good money in a recession like this to see her crazy ass?!
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The kids are cute in the video. Can you imagine if someone told them it was their momma singing? They wouldn't believe it cause bitch is so electronically altered.
Undercrackers.........bwahahahahahaha!
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@ Michelleb - I actually live in NYC now. I always love the lineups they have for ACL...but I don't do large crowds of people (LAME, i know). I am a small person and I tend to get stepped on, pushed around and I can't stand it.
@Master Blaster - I try to stay away from the Mosh Pits for reasons above ;).
When I saw RATM Blink 182 opened for them back before they went mainstream. My ex and I also had tickets to the Bone Thugs- RATM concert but it got canceled. I was BUMMED...I love Bone Thugs.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Spazzy! Probably has a little something to do w. their diet...
And honestly, her body is average, at best...totally does not justify wearing "clothing" like that. Too bad she doesn't have the talent NOT to. It's sad, actually.
At least she's wearing boots to shield our eyes from the cankles!
Eesh. I just clicked on the still shots. Baby got back...and front. I agree with the other posters; if you're going to wear lingerie onstage, be sure you are tight as hell.
I once read that Toni Braxton used to do something like 2000 crunches before each show and was fanatical about her diet so she wouldn't look bloated -- and she wasn't wearing the hoochie mama Trashy Lingerie crap that Brit's humping around in.
Instead of a circus ringleader, she should have gone for a trained seal costume and encased herself in lycra.
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Sometimes you just don't know about those reviewers. My bf went to a show recently, Slipknot, I think, and he SAW the newspaper reveiwer there, headbanging, singing along and have a grand ol' time, but the reveiw he left said it was just ok. He was pretty pissed. He thinks the guy just said that because the city we live in is really conservative.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009
I've also seen RATM 3 times, the first being at Lollapalooza in 1992. Ministry also played. One of the most amazing shows ever!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:14pm.
Yes. No stunt double. I am fearless and can hold my breath for 2 minutes.
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They are actually acting normal. Cute.
Nice belly shitney.
good- a critic telling the truth about Britney's tour. Yet, she is still making a ton of $$$.
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