Saturday, June 6th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Jason Isaacs (46)
Stacy Keanan (34)
Uncle Kracker (35)
Max Casella (42)
Paul Giamatti (42)
Colin Quinn (50)
Sandra Bernhard (54)
Harvey Fierstein (57)
Holly Near (60)
Robert Englund (62)

Posted by: Michael K


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If I saw him walking towards me on the street, I would probably cross it.
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Lucius Malfoy!
I like Harry Potter. And Warlock. Happy birthday, you disturbing son of a bitch!

*hugs*

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Jason Isaacs makes evil soooo sexy!

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Toonkinstein's picture

Jason Isaacs ...I'd bounce on him like tigger......Happy Birthday Slut..I'll make your birthday wish come true!!

gucci's picture

Robert Freddy Crugar is 62? oh man he's gettin old!

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Deb's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:13pm.
Anyone else notice how big Jason Isaac's nostrils get when he bites the tip off of whatever he puts in his gun before he kills Gabriel in The Patriot?

Yes! And I feel kind of guilty that I'm still turned on!

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Anyone else notice how big Jason Isaac's nostrils get when he bites the tip off of whatever he puts in his gun before he kills Gabriel in The Patriot?

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Ah! Mr. Jason 'Burn the church' Isaacs. Those eyes of his causes funny things to happen in my nether region.

You all can understand, right?

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Cara's picture

Paul Giamatti is only 42? Ouch.

STACY KEANAN - LOLOL. She made me believe that Sun-In on naturally brown hair was just gorgeous. I love you Michael K.

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Mmmm, nice picture. Happy B-Day, Sluts!

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Hysteria's picture

haffy birfday, Paul Giamatti and Harvey Fierstein

did anyone see Paul Giamatti in Big Fat Liar before he became famous? hahahaa. loved him dancing by himself in his home after turning blue. o, simple joys

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RichBitch's picture

Jason Isaacs hmmm hmmmm! gimme some!

DeeDee's picture

Here's another lil' tidbit of info. on Freddy Kruger. Robert Englund and his wife were married in Santa Fe in 1988 at the Loretto Chapel. The church has a "staircase with two 360 degree turns and no visible means of support. Also, it is said that the staircase was built without nails—only wooden pegs. Questions also surround the number of stair risers relative to the height of the choir loft and about the types of wood and other materials used in the stairway's construction."

http://www.lorettochapel.com/staircase.html

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i_heart_jack's picture

One, two, Freddy's coming for you . . .

Lory's picture

ZOMG!!!! It's Jason freaking Isaacs! *swoons*

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breaktheleash's picture

Michael darling, thank you SOooooo much. You have made THIS woman's entire year.

*bows to The Great One*

Jason...mmm...You'll have a starring role in my masturbation fantasy this afternoon...

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Colin Quinn! But I have to admit - in my mind's eye, he's mooshed into a coupla people...like anyone with that kinda name - like Liam Neeson and some other guys I thought were Colin Quinn... o wait! Is he Aidan Quinn's brother? I love Aidan Quinn!

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angel_i's picture

Who are these people? They all have porn star names. Except Sandra Bernhardt (isn't that how you spell it? Did he do that on purpose? give everyone porn star names?) - I know who that is.

Anywhore - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Someone asked who Jason Isaacs is? *I* know who he is. A terrific Brit actor. He plays Malfoy's dad in the Harry Potter movies but I've seen him in other things and he's super. Soooo, happiest of b-days, Jason.

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HB to Freddy, Harvey and Paul.no idea who the rest are.

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paris herpes's picture

Who is Jason Isaacs?! No clue. Everyone else I've heard of, happy B-day, Uncle Freddy! You are badass!

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MizRo's picture

Just cracked up at TheBreakdown's comment not having read the comments...

Me too.

MizRo's picture

Hiall!

He resembles Julian Sands.

christine the hoff's picture

hot piece of ass
happy Bday to freddy and sandra.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 10:44am.
Sandra Bernhard used to be awesome when she was on Letterman

Good video and great 80's hair on Letterman haha.
Sly never came back though!

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Thornhill's picture

HBD Uncle Freddy...

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We need to elevate this bitch to the lofty heights of complete wanker. (TH when asked his opinion of Spencer Pratt)...

fuzzyslippers's picture

Wow, what a hot ass picture! Mmm mmm MMM!!

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Hottest picture of Jason Isaacs ever.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pimp cane.

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mommy2kai's picture

HB to that hot piece with the cane!

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smokeybaconflavour's picture

Wow, Paul Giamatti looks like a butt load of ass for a 42 year old. I would guess hes in his 50's

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mike's picture

Sandra Bernhard used to be awesome when she was on Letterman in the '80s. She got fame-hungry and became a bit cloying circa 1990.

Here's her first appearance, in 1983:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb7OkPW-R3U

Green Is Good's picture

I love those Slytherin bay boys. Happy Barfday Jason Isaacs. You so naughty in the Harry Potter movies. Too bad you don't get any shirtless scenes.

Glad I kept my Malfoy avie.

joe shmoe's picture

HB to Harvey F. I loved La Cage aux Folles.

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bisou's picture

oh godddd Jason Isaacs! What a gorgeous man. I met him last month and we chatted for about 1/2 hr, and he was so sweet! Very genuine and zero ego. It took all my willpower not to drool all over him though. Happy happy birthday to you Mr Isaacs!!!!

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Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 10:03am.

Who are these people?
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Jason Isaacs (46): hot piece who typically plays a baddie; would like for him to spank me with that cane, but I digress

Stacy Keanan (34): acted in lame 80s/90s sitcoms “My Two Dads” and “Step By Step”

Uncle Kracker (35): singer wannabe who stunk up the airwaves several years ago with a couple of lame songs

Max Casella (42): hello?!? Doogie Howser, MD’s bestie Vinnie Delpino

Paul Giamatti (42): good actor, unattractive, but good

Colin Quinn (50): yes, when MTV actually played videos, he was a veejay (not to be confused with a vajayjay)

Sandra Bernhard (54): sometime actress, comedienne; unbelievably unattractive; you could drive an SUV through the gap in her front teeth; used to be best friends with Vadge

Harvey Fierstein (57): big ‘ol queen; he’s been in many movies and on Broadway; his voice is unmistakable...sounds like he eats cigarettes at every meal

Holly Near (60): never heard of her

Robert Englund (62): FREDDY KRUEGER!

luscious lucius all the way!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

MALFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

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lizardo911's picture

Who are these people?

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Paul Giamatti! Interesting piece of trivia: his dad, "Bart" Giamatti, use to be MLB commissioner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._Bartlett_Giamatti

Good morning MK ♥

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NitWitty's picture

Happy Birthday to Jason, I love that he scares the shit out of me..in a good way. Paul, mostly heebs me out with his pubey hair, bug eyes and zit infested skin. Good actor tho and hear he's a nice dude.
GM again, ♥MK and Co.
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EvilShoe's picture

omg Colin Quinn!

When Mtv played videos!

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EvilShoe's picture

I liked Jason Isaacs in the Patriot.

Which had Heath Ledger in it.....*sniff*

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HB Jason Isaacs, Paul Giamatti, and Freddy.

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If I saw him walking towards me on the street, I would probably cross it.

Good afternoon, sluts!

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Good Morning Everybody and Happy B-day to all the sluts, specially Paul Giamatty

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!