Jolly Green Giant And Little Green Sprout Are Over!
Tiny person Christina Ricci and enormous person Owen Benjamin are no longer getting married. Shits. That means no adorable picture of him picking her up by the arms to kiss her after they are pronounced giant and gnome.
Once source tells People that they broke off their engagement this past weekend, "Owen had a birthday party this past Sunday, and everything seemed fine. Sometime after, they got into a fight and decided to reevaluate things. [Then] the engagement was off." Another source said that their big little romance was over before then, "They talk almost every day. It was a very mature decision and they both felt good about it. They're definitely still friends."
Hum. I wonder what went wrong? I'm guessing Christina was sick of Owen poking out her organs whenever they did sexy times. She probably already lost one kidney when he hit it from the back and wasn't happy when he popped a hole in her stomach while she rode him.
Seriously, it would totally kill the love if your man was effing up your insides (and not in a good way). It just wasn't worth it. Now Christina is free to skip off and find a dude who doesn't almost suffocate her ass to death when they cuddle. I wonder if Verne Troyer is still single?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:41am.
Can a big penis really damage your insides?
YES
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X2...but it hurts soooo good.
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Well I am sorry to inform the general population that the height of a man has unfortunately little to do with the size of his penis.
I dated a very very very good looking handsome guy in college, all 6'5" of him. When it came time to lay the piper, uhm....not much to talk about. Very little to discuss.
He's been married SIX times since we broke off in 1985. Perhaps it's shallow of me to say this, but I totally understand. Poor dude was less than average.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Stock Broker you're a hottie - let's get married for a few hours sometime, k?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
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This annoucement is about as exciting as a bingo game at the Knights of Columbus.
Why even get engaged? Unless you are actively planning the wedding, it seems silly...Just get married or not. He never really seemed hip enough for her...I can easily picture her with someone like Chloe Sevigny...I think they would be adorable together.
awww...i thought this was true love...*rolls eyes*
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Was it a birthday party for one of his stripper friends?
Can a big penis really damage your insides?
YES
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X2...but it hurts soooo good.
Fuck, I'd ride the dude too if I had the opportunity...love them bean-poles. Bet he's got a whopper, too. What's it like, Wednesday?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Christina can blow him standing up!
(But seriously, often when a number is that big the meat is tiny)
They probably broke up because she is into chicks. I know this for a fact.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:48pm.
Can a big penis really damage your insides?
And your outsides. Look at Pam Anderson.
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hehehe...good one.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:58pm.
"Oh sweet heaben!!! I can die happy now!!!
T-2 has been Gosslind!!!!!!"
HA! This is actually Kate without her cyber-skin on!! Jon better run and hide!! Eeeek!
I would help console him. I'm 5'10. We could get things rockin.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:38pm.
Sorry for the late response, I had to get off my ass and do some work. I'm stationed in Okinawa. I've been here for about a year. My Japanese is um...non existant. Most of the locals speak English and I am HORRIBLE with languages.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
How tall is she anyway?! She looks like a dwarf next to him, WTF?! She must be close to my height tho (5'2) 'cause that dude is a fuckin' giant, it must have been really easy for her to give him good head while standing in the shower though, she literally reaches his crotch! Ok, mind out of gutter t-minus 3 seconds!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:27pm.
Hey now!
*looks around*
I am a monkey fighting 100% grade A choice piece o meat!
So what if I find myself making out with my mirror in the morning. I look at myself and I know I am one lucky bitch to have me!
*smacks self in ass*
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See? Now you're talkin!
When does your sex tape come out?
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too right! I want to see her try and piss on herself.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:04pm.
Im out sluts, I have to get my beauty sleep, i have a prom to go tomorrow...
Have fun!
I never went to my HS prom but I went to one when I was 21 yrs old. A girl had asked me to take her to her HS prom...I wanted to see what I had missed...not much.
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Im out sluts, I have to get my beauty sleep, i have a prom to go tomorrow...
I heart you dlisteds! you have no idea what you bring to my life :)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:48pm.
Can a big penis really damage your insides?
YES
* or so I've heard *
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:48pm.
Can a big penis really damage your insides?
And your outsides. Look at Pam Anderson.
When she gives him head, does it get blown out of proportion?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Can a big penis really damage your insides?
Joe Jackson said it well:
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Aw, too bad, they are fricking adorable together. And my big & tall fiance leaves my kidneys all kinds of sore in sexy-pokey times, so I feel her pain.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:29pm.
Sex Tape out for Xmas 2009. It's called "Nice Glass" the story of loving a mirror!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Oh sweet heaben!!! I can die happy now!!!
T-2 has been Gosslind!!!!!!
Priceless!
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Aww.. I was hoping at their wedding..they would dance to All The Small Things by Blink 182
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:28pm.
Mami, can I ask where you're stationed? Is it Yokosuka? How's your Japanese? I lived in Japan for a while back in the day (not in the military).
Christina... call me!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:23pm.
I told you not to tell anyone I was dating!
DG and her yard are in a committed relationship.
DG holds hands with herself on the streets so everyone knows she is in love. When DG's right hand gets tired, she uses her left one and it's like being with a strange hand yet she isn't cheating. DG sends herself flowers then cries with happiness when they arrive. DG nags herself when she doesn't remember her own birthday.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
hahaha DG, he does, but you don't want to go there. Trust me. :)
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eyes' Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Yeah! big guys scare me for that exact reason- organ popping!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:27pm.
Hey now!
*looks around*
I am a monkey fighting 100% grade A choice piece o meat!
So what if I find myself making out with my mirror in the morning. I look at myself and I know I am one lucky bitch to have me!
*smacks self in ass*
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See? Now you're talkin!
When does your sex tape come out?
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:17pm.
Meh. I'm indifferent to Kim Kardashian. Don't like her, don't hate her. I still haven't figured out how she actually let someone pee on her. Ick. Nast.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Hey now!
*looks around*
I am a monkey fighting 100% grade A choice piece o meat!
So what if I find myself making out with my mirror in the morning. I look at myself and I know I am one lucky bitch to have me!
*smacks self in ass*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:17pm.
DG sleeps with a mirror so she's the last thing she sees at night and the first thing she sees in the morning. DG dances with herself.
DG is white hwat.
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Shhhhhhhhhh! I told you not to tell anyone I was dating!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Oh shit.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:17pm.
DG sleeps with a mirror so she's the last thing she sees at night and the first thing she sees in the morning. DG dances with herself.
DG is white hwat.
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Shhhhhhhhhh! I told you not to tell anyone I was dating!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:17pm.
DG sleeps with a mirror so she's the last thing she sees at night and the first thing she sees in the morning. DG dances with herself.
DG is white hwat.
hahahaha. If only her BF appreciated her.....
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Not to worry. Her mirror appreciates her. She's too sexy for her self, too sexy for her self. Too sexy to help!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:06pm.
You sure am nice. Your sacred cow is Eminem. Like 90% of the board was slashing him the other nite and you were (politely, natch) defending him.
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LOL! I guess you missed this post on Kim K.:
Hey you mom jean wearing Eminem hating bitches! Haha! So. Fucking. There!:
RR: Can you clear up the Bruno stunt at the MTV Awards? Was it staged or planned?
Eminem: Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I'm a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag.
If it wasn't planned the way you agreed to, do you hold MTV or Sacha responsible and will you take any kind of action?
I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going "nuts" so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it.
After you left the ceremony, where did you go?
After the ceremony I went back to my hotel and laughed uncontrollably for about 3 hours. Especially after I saw it on air.
There is a rumor that you hotel room was robbed and theives got 60K and your laptop while you were at ceremony. Is that true and if so what would someone find on your computer?
The only thing was that I lost a Nike watch that we were looking for. The rest it is made-up like half the other stuff out there.
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@devilgirl: It's ok to luv urself, gurl! Gotta start somewhere! (wait - that didn't come out right...)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:17pm.
DG sleeps with a mirror so she's the last thing she sees at night and the first thing she sees in the morning. DG dances with herself.
DG is white hwat.
hahahaha. If only her BF appreciated her.....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:07pm.
DG, I used to feel that way for the most part. My guy now is 5'9", and I adore him. I can still wear heels, and that is all I really care about. :)
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I dated a short guy once and not only was he short, but tiny in other areas too. Plus he was a BIG asshole!
Glad you found a nice guy PSL! Does he have a single brother?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:15pm.
*hi-5* on KK. Parting ways on the Olsens and Dunst.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:15pm.
Holy shit, I thought I was the only person on this site that likes KK. I also like the Olsen twins and Snaggletoof Dunst. *hides behind bushes*
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I totally read KK as Kim Kardashian. I'm so relieved its Keira Knightly!
DG sleeps with a mirror so she's the last thing she sees at night and the first thing she sees in the morning. DG dances with herself.
DG is white hwat.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:14pm.
Freak? Me? I am a lady in the street and a freak in the bed I will have you haters know!
Take that you h8ers!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Don't get me wrong, I like Christina since she doesn't appear to be a carbon copy of so many other Hollywood twats, but she may be venturing into Jennifer Tits Hewitt territory.........a serial engager. I Think Jennifer Tits is racking up engagement rings in order to fund her retirement. Those fat funbags won't get her acting gigs indefinitely. Seriously, how many times has she been engaged? Every year or two it's somebody different. Claire Danes seems to engage excessively too.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:06pm.
You sure am nice. Your sacred cow is Eminem. Like 90% of the board was slashing him the other nite and you were (politely, natch) defending him.