Here Comes The Bride....And Her Big Ass
The Tush and The Bush are engaged to be married! That's what a rep for Kim Kardassian told Star Magazine. No word on when the wedding is. No word on when the baby is due either. SHUT UP! I know. That's the first thing I thought when I read that shit. Then I thought about how that fetus is going to be one lucky mofo. Obviously, Kim's womb will be his main home, but if he wants he can buy a timeshare in her ass. That way he has like a weekend place to chill out at. That fetus will be a jet setter before it's even born! From womb to ass to womb to life!
And Kim doesn't even have to worry about one of those ring bearing brats effing her wedding! She can carry the ring pillow on her ass! It's better that way. I've been to so many wedding where the ring bearer drops the ring. Everybody laughs, but you know the bride is thinking, "This little bitch is ruining my day." This won't happen to Kim, because she could balance a ping pong ball on her ass. And I'm sure she has in Tijuana.
Also, when Kim walks down the aisle, this will be the first time in history where the caboose actually leads the train.
UPDATE: Bitch ain't engaged. She wrote this on her blog, “I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha.”
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Kim's second marriage before the age of 30. Those Kardassians sure know how to keep it klassy.
instead of throwing rice they are going to pee on them
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I love Khloe's face.
Hahahahaha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:14pm.
damn that reggie is sexy...check the look the giant one gives...
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LOL! I saw that! She is working REALLY hard on a thought.
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the giant one is trying to figure out how she can tighten up her tuck so she bend her ass on some sucker's crotch...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
well, sister sister is either 1) really appalled or 2) really disapointed she can't work her giant head into there somehow.
Lucky bitch. Reggie is HAWT.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Whatever, Reggie Bush sux. He better work on his teleprompter skills cause this fuck is gonna be retired by the age of 29.
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"That way he has like a weekend place to chill out at."
Too funny.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:14pm.
damn that reggie is sexy...check the look the giant one gives...
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LOL! I saw that! She is working REALLY hard on a thought.
REGGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What a waste of a fion fion man.
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Caboose leads the train! MK! Brilliant.
damn that reggie is sexy...check the look the giant one gives...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....