Here Comes The Bride....And Her Big Ass
The Tush and The Bush are engaged to be married! That's what a rep for Kim Kardassian told Star Magazine. No word on when the wedding is. No word on when the baby is due either. SHUT UP! I know. That's the first thing I thought when I read that shit. Then I thought about how that fetus is going to be one lucky mofo. Obviously, Kim's womb will be his main home, but if he wants he can buy a timeshare in her ass. That way he has like a weekend place to chill out at. That fetus will be a jet setter before it's even born! From womb to ass to womb to life!
And Kim doesn't even have to worry about one of those ring bearing brats effing her wedding! She can carry the ring pillow on her ass! It's better that way. I've been to so many wedding where the ring bearer drops the ring. Everybody laughs, but you know the bride is thinking, "This little bitch is ruining my day." This won't happen to Kim, because she could balance a ping pong ball on her ass. And I'm sure she has in Tijuana.
Also, when Kim walks down the aisle, this will be the first time in history where the caboose actually leads the train.
UPDATE: Bitch ain't engaged. She wrote this on her blog, “I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha.”
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Wow. How classy. A real winner. What a lady.
If someone is willing to randomly stick her ass on top of every peen for just random party pictures, I give the marriage a day.
Ka~Dooze Bush
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I think KiKa is gorgeous. Why all the hate?
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you bitches are so mean
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search her on Defamer.com- you will find a story about a car accident. you will see she is NOT a nice person. At ALL.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Kgeorge Bush (the k is silent)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:00pm.
I'd be happy if you just ad my avvie to an old youtube vid .... :( hee he. It's okay
I still heart you
As wishful thinging, I've always wondered whether or not Kim Kardashian is actually quite nice personality-wise, and highly intelligent -- but everything she says and does keeps reinforcing this image I have of her as this self-absorbed, somewhat stuck-up and not especially bright fame-slut who has a disposition more suited to a thirteen year old tramp-in-training than a grown woman pushing 28.
I'll bet she spent her whole life chasing quarterbacks or runningbacks or babyback ribs, with her late father able to do damage control, litigation-wise on the former two, and photoshop and sucking in her gut able to moderate the damage on the latter.
Oh, and her sister is a pig, but that's like pointing out that Popeye has disproportionately large forearms.
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Kim ASSbush
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We all bring something to the table.
the look on the giant in the background is priceless!!
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Krusty Krabs Bush
Heeheeheeheee.
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"Kurly Bush"
LOL.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:59pm.
Krusty Bush
No THAT'S THE WINNER! LOLOLOLLLL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:56pm.
LOL I think about you when I'm in LA psl
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*smooch!* Never give up hope! NEVAH!...seriously, tho, I was involved in an event for the last two months that just made it impossible for me to concentrate on that, or any other project...I tried a few times but I couldn't keep my mind straight - The event is OVER! (and was AWESOME!) so as soon as I catch up over here, I plan on making up for lost video making time. I even got Neicy sound bytes for it - I'm doing it I swear!) Should I Gosslein her for you in the meantime? I can do that SUPERquick!
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If she is pregnant, she better hope the baby is not born breach!
Urina Bush
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:57pm.
Kurly Bush
Haha, best baby name eveh.
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She's flat and that's that!
Krusty Bush
Kreepy Bush
Kraptastic Bush
Karl Jr Bush
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Submitted by jim on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:43pm.
NO FUCKING WAY I AM TAKING REGGIE IN FANTASY FOOTBALL NOW!!
A-fucking men jim!!!
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Kori Karrie Katherine
Kurly Bush
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:53pm.
Kunt Bush
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WINNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
LOL I think about you when I'm in LA psl
The C word,
It's a work in progress.
feel free to add because I did not give it a lot of time...
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Karly
Kelly
Kreme de la Kreme Bush
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Haha! All you mom jean wearing Eminem hating bitches!!!! HAHAHA! So. Fucking. There!
RR: Can you clear up the Bruno stunt at the MTV Awards? Was it staged or planned?
Eminem: Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I'm a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag.
If it wasn't planned the way you agreed to, do you hold MTV or Sacha responsible and will you take any kind of action?
I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going "nuts" so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it.
After you left the ceremony, where did you go?
After the ceremony I went back to my hotel and laughed uncontrollably for about 3 hours. Especially after I saw it on air.
Passiton!
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:51pm
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Kaboose isn't an option?
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We all bring something to the table.
Kunt Bush
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Names for the baby:
Kiki Bush
KooKoo Bush
Krystal Bush
Krazy ass Bush
Kamode Bush
Kracky Bush
Komodo Bush
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I know! I corrected myself! :)
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
psl
I SAID I wouldn't buy anything!!! :) I just wanted to see the store and prices
And I don't have Jessica Simpson shoes... But I DO think some of the are cute
xxyz, never mind, I just re-read your post! whew!
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
xxyz, WHY would you give any of those whores your hard-earned money? Oh wait, don't you have some Chestica shoes too? heehee
whoa- there is someone left on this planet that didn't know about Ray-J peeing on Kim?
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
RayJ peed on her ???? and he's marrying her?
Wow!
Congrats Kim ♥
I went to Dash on Sunday in Calabasas and it was closed :( I wouldn't buy anything from there
but I wanted to see inside the store
HI WHORES!!!! I've missed you
NO FUCKING WAY I AM TAKING REGGIE IN FANTASY FOOTBALL NOW!!
oh yay. fucking yay. now we get to hear about this whore's wedding for the next year- she will never go away......Ryan Seacrest will pay for the wedding, give her away, and make it a show.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Caboose leading the train! Ba-dum-dum-dum-CHINNNG! (rim shot)
her sister is practically drooling!!!
This will be the first time in history where the caboose actually leads the train
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LOL!
The look on her sister face, in the background (oh no she di'int!) is priceless.
Look at the way her sister (Khloe?) is staring at her. I swear to god she's in love with her, or just wants to be her so bad. She's Jan to Kim's Marsha.
I always associate Kim K with the public tantrum over here Rolls Royce getting dinged. Or whatever stupid car it was. They are a dime a dozen around here. Well, a hundred thou a dozen, but anyway, there's a lot of posers here.
"Yea thats my wife, some guy named Ray J documented peeing on her"-Reggie Bush
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I guess her dad will give her away? Oh, wait.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:19pm.
Kim's second marriage before the age of 30. Those Kardassians sure know how to keep it klassy.
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She was married before? To whom?
Y'all are SOOOO funny. Pee on them/tuck game- BWAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:19pm.
I take offense to that.