Here Comes The Bride....And Her Big Ass
The Tush and The Bush are engaged to be married! That's what a rep for Kim Kardassian told Star Magazine. No word on when the wedding is. No word on when the baby is due either. SHUT UP! I know. That's the first thing I thought when I read that shit. Then I thought about how that fetus is going to be one lucky mofo. Obviously, Kim's womb will be his main home, but if he wants he can buy a timeshare in her ass. That way he has like a weekend place to chill out at. That fetus will be a jet setter before it's even born! From womb to ass to womb to life!
And Kim doesn't even have to worry about one of those ring bearing brats effing her wedding! She can carry the ring pillow on her ass! It's better that way. I've been to so many wedding where the ring bearer drops the ring. Everybody laughs, but you know the bride is thinking, "This little bitch is ruining my day." This won't happen to Kim, because she could balance a ping pong ball on her ass. And I'm sure she has in Tijuana.
Also, when Kim walks down the aisle, this will be the first time in history where the caboose actually leads the train.
UPDATE: Bitch ain't engaged. She wrote this on her blog, “I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha.”
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:13am.
I agree. Just like the big fake titties, if it looks out of proportion, it looks fucking stupid.
And I saw Kim Kardasshole doing that "klassy" Pussycat Dolls striptease thing, and her ass has no shape. Just because it's large doesn't mean it's shapely, and her short legs don't help. Put a bustier on a donkey and it has the same effect.
Maybe it wouldn't piss me off as much, but the whole big ass only=sexy thing is as fucking ludicrous as the size 2 only=sexy hype.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:03pm.
Reggie should run, not walk away from that self-obsessed twit. The entire family's claim to fame is the mother spread her legs for a slime-trail leaving lawyer who defended parasitic rich assholes. If there was any justice in this world they would be maimed by all of his former clients.
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Wood Dragon, you are so right.
Fortunately, Karma has a way of manifesting itself when least expected. Watch for the shoe to drop on this self-absorbed egotistical clan. Trust that it will be something to behold.
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What a dumbshit publicist! How the hell does a publicist assume that their client is engaged just because of "so many rumors"??? Uhhh, there are rumors about lots of things, and it's the job of these reps to check with their client to see if the claims are valid or not...
I bet she is engaged & was mad at her publicist for announcing it to the shitty Star! She probably wants to hold out for People or Us...
Reggie should run, not walk away from that self-obsessed twit. The entire family's claim to fame is the mother spread her legs for a slime-trail leaving lawyer who defended parasitic rich assholes. If there was any justice in this world they would be maimed by all of his former clients.
this bitch is such an attention whore! if you guys dont remember a while back when her former publicist called her out for staging her own publicity stunts!! So why in the hell would her new publicist say her fiance ? Obviously she really is engaged and she doesnt want to announce it yet.... or she told her publicist to fuck up on purpose so that she could bring more attention to herself and then clear up the mess up! You dont accidently call someone a fiance! cmon! either way she is a whore...
this says to me, kim told everyone they were engaged, and then he never actually asked her. so she's got to blame it on someone else.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I am so sick of a giant ass being a sexy status thing, it's Kim, Jessica Biel, JLo...Its all JLo's fault, she must have had amazing people behind her (hee) to have spun that fat ass into so much gold. As a joke my dad used to say that JLo's ass is so big & weird it looked like she was handicapped. If any one of them were good people, then I wouldnt really give a shit.
Same thing with Jolie's wrinkly, deflated, wide, freak monster lips, they are so ugly, but some ass out there made it seem like the next best thing. Yeah, they are enormous soft pillowy lips...Try they are just plain gross instead.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:12am.
HaHA; I just noticed poor Khloe standing in the background with her 'but what about me?' face. Poor thing; always the bridesmaid, never the bride...
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Boomsy, I was thinking the SAME exact thing.
Poor Khloe. For her to rub up to a guy, he has to be a giant like Christina Ricci's ex, Owen..She's a amazon of the woman. If she does that with a normal man, she will most likely suffocate him with her thunder thighs.
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HaHA; I just noticed poor Khloe standing in the background with her 'but what about me?' face. Poor thing; always the bridesmaid, never the bride...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The people that pay her to continue to do whatever she does that need to be held accountable. Then the people that they are peddling her big ass to need to be thrown into the stocks and pelted with rotten meat.
She is just taking the loot and laughing. Smartest dumb broad I ever did see.
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I watched their one episode where she's fucking bitching about how she can't decide whether to attend her man's game or go to another "event" to get her picture taken.
Obviously, having pictures of her being taken is so important to her that she actually has to decide between that and going to see her boyfriend as if it's a life or death situation. Because she already doesn't have enough pictures of herself plastered all over the place.
What a self-abosrbed moron.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
I fail to see the big deal about her ass. Just because it's kind of big doesn't mean it's nice. It's boring. In fact, so is the rest of her. Her personality, her body, her face. All very average, if you ask me. She looks kind of blah without lots of makeup.
But I like Khloe. Don't stone me!
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
Bitch has an ugly profile.
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- by madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
I love Khloe's disgusted look in the profile pic, it's like "you stupid fat ass whore, here I lost 20 lbs and you're rubbing your butt in some barely celeb (by relation) douchebag's crotch, the THANKS I GET for being famous for just being related to you"...LOL, it's priceless and should be hot slut of the month, the LOOK OF DEATH!!! I wonder if all the sisters hate each other to death because they certainly act and look like they do...from what I've gathered.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Why does that woman need a publicist? Can't she sell ad space on her ass by herself?
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OMG OOPS! DID I ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE START A RUMOR ABOUT MY DESPERATE SELF?!
I'm sure he loves being pressured into marrying an amateur porn star.
Hmm, too busy noticing ol'girl in the background witnessing in debaucherous, slow motion that yet another fine, young american athlete in his prime is being sucked closer and closer into the imperial vortex that is her sister's ass.
His other eHarmony match was a urinal cake.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Why should he buy the pig when he can get the bacon for free?
I think Kim is absolutely gorgeous. She is a fucking attention whore though!
People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
God, Kim you are such a dumb bitch. Didn't your former publicist put you on blast saying you paid him to plant phony engagement rumors? Your desperation is getting so pathetic, I'm starting to feel sorry for you. Reggie's probably getting tired of your shit as well, that's why you still don't have a ring. Get a life.
The guy in that photo better get a tetanus shot. Being too close to that skank's ass is asking for trouble.
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Is it me or does Kim look like she likes the smell of her own farts? And that her farts are DEADLY?
That ass it certainly nothing to brag about...
What? Too much?
That's gross, who does that in public?
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someone who we give a a shit about?
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:01pm.
that is fucking hilarous! I love kids that "get it". I have been fortunate that all the kids I have watched over the years had excellent senses of humor.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eyes' Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
She does not need a publicist. Her ass bags might need one, but she does not.
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PSL, so do I! We love heckling the people on shows like that. When she took them into her room she had a stripper pole in there and said she'd show them something she learned in class and did this lame little circle on it, landed on the floor, shrugged and said, "That's all I know" and my boy adds, "No, really, that's all I know....in life", lol.
MK, you crack me up...
She's such a douche.
Oh NO!!! I am crushed.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eyes' Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
I saw this bitch on MTV Cribs showing off her stepfather and mother's house. She's yapping about her dad and what he's famous for (you might remember him from the O.J. Simpson trial, blah blah blah) and her stepfather's fame and showing off his Olympic gold medal. My 11 yr old boy (who's smart as whip, btw) says, "okay, and what do YOU do?.....and why are you still living at home with your parents??" She reminded me of that dude in Clueless who said he couldn't go out with Tai because "don't you even know who my father is??" These celebrats base their entire identity on their parents' fame. Sad.
beaker's bitch, I love your son. :)
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eyes' Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:25pm.
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Hahaha, I have a mind like a steel beaver trap. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Where the caboose leads the train? How about where the ASS leads the train. Or where the ASSHOLE leads the train. Or where the WALKING TALKING RECTUM leads the train.
Don't get married to her, Reggie. The whore will try to steal your money; she's a "real housewife of..." in the making. She's a dirty, filthy, nasty mudshark; grasping, controlling, money driven only, and is a piece of human trash. She's a human toiletseat. It doesn't matter how many salon facials or nail jobs she gets, she's always going to be that whore who wanted her boyfriend to piss in her face, on film. Disgusting skank...
I'm waiting for a gun shot to ring out over the phone as I tell my friend the bad news.
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http://defamer.gawker.com/5053378/kim-kardashian-and-defamer-tipster-go-...
she is a fucking BITCH (who of course denies this happened)
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:25pm.
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Wow IG, nice recall. :D
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I like her show... And I like the fack that Klowy and KourtNEY (lol) aren't afraid to put Kim in her place... They always call her out
post a link psl...
& yes, Her face is starting to look like michael jackson
Tush tush in the bush...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fhP-ClV244
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
I hate her because she and her entire family think they are better and hotter than the rest of the world. I hate her for her little Parisite inspired smirk that says "Yeah, I know everyone wants to fuck me cuz of my big fat ass"
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PSL, I've never heard her voice and I don't know what the Defamer report said. SOWWY!
Wanna hear something else? I have never heard the voices of:
Brad Pitt
Nicole Ritchie
A Madden
A Kardashian
ScarJo
Charlize
Kate Hudson
RPatz
Shall I go on? Can you tell I don't watch TV much?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:15pm.
Are you talking about when someone dinged her Rolls and she whined like bitch or was there another car issue?
I think they make a very cute couple and I am happy for them. She's boring, but very pretty, and a lot less vile (to me) than a lot of other celebutantes. *cough, Paris, cough*
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Sugaroo, I hate her because she talks in that stupid baby voice, and is famous for hanging out with Paris, and having a sex tape. The report on Defamer sealed it for me. This woman is a fucking selfish BITCH.
I think she is gorgeous too- though I think she was even prettier before she started tweaking her face. Now she isn't as exotic looking.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Kush
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Kummy and Koochy Bush
Twins cause that is so vogue at the moment.
Okay I am sooo done with this
:D I'm starting to feel gross.
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