It's A Jon & Kate World
While you are waiting in line to buy Strawberry Hill and rubbers at the grocery store this week, you might notice that the art wall near the checkout stand will be completely covered with Jon & Kate. That will be your cue to put a condom over your eyes and down that entire bottle right then and there.
Jon & Kate's never-ending train of fuckery is not slowing down. They have made 5 covers this week. Kate's rogue belly button made 4. It's also the fourth (or hundredth) time they are on UsWeekly. Here's what each weekly has to say for themselves:
InTouch: JON & KATE ARE OVER. Todd Cruz, the second cousin of a drug dealer of the brother of a bartender who sometimes serves Jon drinks (just pretend that made sense), said, “They’re married, but it’s for the show. He explained it to us at the bar. He said he was completely miserable and the marriage was pretty much done.”
UsWeekly: KATE IS A MEANIE BIRD. While on vacation in North Carolina, Kate bitched out her kids and hardly spent any time with them when the weren't cameras on her. A witness said, "When Kate sat on the edge of the pool, she told one of [the twins], 'If you splash me, you're dead meat. She was not joking at all." Another ho said, "Everyone that's encountered her says she's been rude, mean and hateful."
Star: KATE FUCKS GUYS WITH CORVETTES. Kate's ex-fiance, Adam Miller, said he felt pressured to marry her, but broke that shit off when she cheated on him with a guy who owned a Corvette. Adam said, “She was always chasing the money.” And he also said something very interesting, “We’d eat mostly hamburgers, fries, Cheetos. A typical night out was at Ruby Tuesday’s!” That should've been Star's cover right there: KATE EATS CHEETOS.
People: JON QUOTES A DONNA SUMMER/BARBARA STREISAND DUET. Jon says he's sick of all the tabloids ruining his life and says he is not whoring out his kids, "Exploited? I don't even want to use that word, because I think it's ridiculous." Jon is ready to quit the show if his children aren't happy.
And the cover of every tabloid next week will be...... IS KATE REGULAR? Spoiler Alert: Kate is permanently constipated.
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I resently watched Kate on an outing and it wasn't that long ago and it's funny how then she wasn't made up like lately and so far from being sexy it's not funny! Maybe she should have dressed like that before she hooked up with the bodygaurd? Huh? Is it my imagination or did she get new boobs too? ATootsie
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THESE 2 NEED TO GET OVER THEMSELFS, ENOUGH OF THEM ALREADY. THEY R THRIVEING ON THE ATTENTION. THEY SHOULD BOTH CRAWL IN A HOLE AND GET LOST.
They are both to blame here. Jon & Kate are responsible for each action. They chose to be on TV and now their life is on blast. Its sad for the children since they didnt ask for all of this. They both knew taking the fertility drugs were at risk and now they cant handle the marriage and children. Its life and its easier to run away then stick it out. You can pick and choose a side the fact is the kids are going to suffer. I can see both sides to the story. Jon is playing it like oh I am here for the kids, seriously if he were than he wouldnt have cheated, hew wasnt thinking when his pants were off with this chick. As for Kate and her side of the drama, I think she know Jon nor Kate can provide for all these kids and she is desperate to keep the show going to pay for their lives both Jon & Kate are use to. I pray that they work it out for all of their sake. I think its tragic so many men & woman give up to keep their marriage and their vows so easily its sad.
it was quite obvious the way kate routinely slapped john on camera and the way they fought that they would not last. she is q bitch on wheels and shes fat! her oldest twins are the rudest and nastiest little girls I have ever seen! Moms..this is NOT the way to raise your kids! it should be fat bitchy kate on welfare! I hate her! she looks like the jowels of a dog! woof! (sorry dogs)
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Enjoy (I sure as hell did)!
Kate should hook up with Spencer (Heidi's bitch). They seem to be perfect for each other in that they both want to rule the world. They should start their own reality show about lowlifes pretending to be celebrities.
Those year book pics are GOLD!
Cheerleader?
Drama Club?
Attention Whore?
Anyone know how big that school is? I shot photos for the year/paper (freelanced) and very few people got that much face time, unless you were the extra special Jock.
All that 90's hair *shudder*.
~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~
US magazine online posted her various hairstyles during her high school years:
http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/see-kate-gosselin-in-high-school?slides...
@DirtyWhoreMouth:
I bet she has a scrapbook.
Mk made a funny about that. called it her 'i told you so' scrapbook.
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@DirtyWhoreMouth:
I bet she has a scrapbook.
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Oh Hellyeah! You know damn well she is cutting and pasting her man-like ass off! I'm sure she hits Walmart every week and frantically buys every gossip rag with her roadkill head in it. Which just inspires millions of Walmart shoppers to run to the house and garden section to pick up a weed whacker so they can copy her world famous 'do at home.
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ENOUGH ALREADY!
I'm almost ready to pull out my gossie!
I don't want this gaggle of twawts to become the next britney - they're not as interesting.
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What a stupid bitch. Why would you even bother having kids if you are just going to treat them like shit? You know what? If the show ends, I can totally see her just abandoning the kids altogether, because obviously they will be of no further use to her.
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seriously, why so much media attention on these nobodies?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Morrissey on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:46pm.
I'm sorry, but Jon looks hot in the cover pic.
And, you people make me sick that say Jon looks like he has a touch of Down's. It's basically a racist comment, because you're saying he looks that way because of his beautiful almond eyes -- he is half-Asian, you know. He has no other signs of Down syndrome, so that must be what you're referring to.
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Hot? Hmmm..Okay... I dont think its a bad thing for you to think he is hot, but to say that our Down's comment is racist is a bit much...No one mentioned his eyes in reference to the Downs look...I can name hundreds of Asians & half Asians who dont look like they have Downs, so it is absolutely not just his eyes contributing to us thinking that...Its him as a whole.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:59pm.
Wow, Jon really does look like he has a touch of the Downs...
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LOL!! My brother said the same exact thing this weekend: "I don't know who that Jon guy is. Does he have Downs or something? How did he get that blonde with the dyke cut?"
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Haha...We all know how he snagged the dumpy fake blonde...She is a cunt unlike anything this world has seen before...He may look mentally disabled, but she certainly isnt a prize.
John and Kate plus hate.
I'm sorry but other than the dead possum hair, I don't know why these fuckwits are interesting to anyone. Bitch took fertility drugs. So the fuck what? She's an asshole.
The whole entire family including the chest-slapping science experiments needs to fucking die!!!!
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I was so addicted to this show and actually was on kate's side. I know they say to only believe 1/2 of what u read but I know Kate must be such a bitch to Jon. Jon said clearly in the finale of the last season that he did not want to do the show anymore. Surprise surprise the show is back on. We know that due to kate. But if ur family is in turmoil, shouldnt you back off the book tour and concentrate on ur family especially when the kids are calling u the nannies' name.
As for Jon and the kids' looking like they have Down its only because of their beautiful almond shaped eyes.
IROC _ Italians retards out cruising - Thats was hysterical even tho racist
If Brangelina broke up, I will sh*t myself. I loved them together and hated Maniston.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:43pm.
I think John has had a stroke, look at his face.
I am sick of these two. I still want to fuck John and sent the pics to her.
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Hey, I'd double team him with ya and we could tape it.... and then send it to her. He is fug, but she's a cunt and that makes me want to do mean things to her.... and nice things to her husband.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:39pm.
Nothing.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What the fuck is so interesting about this couple of asswipes?
I bet she has a scrapbook.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
TV - Yeesh! that's pretty bad. yeah, They are kinda taking over the world, one avie, one magazine cover at a time!
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Pretty good, MC, but the endless Jon & Kate Shouldn't Procreate posts and Gosselin avies are starting to make me miss Phoebe Price.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
No shit TV! So incredibly over these two fucksticks! How the hell are ya btw?
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
Wow, so the checkout line will resemble evry 3rd dlisted post over the last month?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It isn't gonna die. Two moos in my apartment complex are sporting a "Possum" hair do. Together they weigh about 700lbs. Not a nice visual.
I thought Douche was 1/4 Korean? Also, I would look like I was dissociating all the time too, if I had to live with HER.
*If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.*
-=Lenny Bruce=-
...cant wait for the tell-all book in about 12 years...where the kids say mommy dearest kept them in dog cages and daddy wore womens underwear...
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
Hey Jon! YOUR KIDS ARE NOT HAPPY! now quit the fucking show already....
TLC - CLOSE DOWN this fucking show so those kids can get the real help they obviously need and deserve!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
As I stated before, the Gosselins were from my local area when the litter was born and I was ready to throw up with all the coverage they got then. I was very happy to see an article the other day in our local paper. The Reading Eagle has finally turned on them after showering them with attention and praise and doing begging for them for ages. Here is the article...
http://www.readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=140681
Ciao, evilshoe!
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
I wish that a bomb would land on them. And Heidi and Spencer too. A big fucking kill their ass bomb.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:46pm.
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Way to take it and run! That shit gets my vote.
Notice how when RELEVANT subjects for real news in the US start to take hold, like GM tanks, a million people lost their homes, worst economy since The Great Depression, the Govt. hints that maybe, just maybe, that Bush & Cheney could be tried and arrested as war criminals, the corporate media TURNS UP the Bullshit mind control with these 2 and their fuckery to divert and distract.
DONT BUY IT~!
and WHAT Heterosexual hairdresser came up with that dead beaver mop of a hairDONT that rotten harridan is sporting?
did it win HSW here yet?
MK , please, doll, you can do NO wrong in my eyes, HOWEVER... ENOUGH with these 2 breeders ..
those poor kids are gonna be smokin crack & robbin liquors stores in kindergarten with these 2 as parents...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Morrissey, no problem. :) I understand why it would make you upset if that were the case.
Later hors, I got shit to do!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Craft tip for all you sluts. Save this lovely collage of Jon & Kate covers and print out as wrapping paper for all your fucked up June bride friends. Marriage is fantastic!
@ EvilShoe and Stockbroker: okay, okay, I hear you two, that you're talking about his mentality? ok...
I wasn't paying attention to who said what, just that someone said that he "looked like he had a touch of down's" - meaning they were basing it on his looks, and that really irritated me. tis all...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
I'm embarrassed at how much I'm loving this.
Do we have an exact time that we burn her at the steak? I'd like to get a good spot and an arm full of heavy rocks.
You know if we had NOT embraced all these reality shows when they first started to air on television, we would NOT be hearing constantly about these morons.
Submitted by Morrissey on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:46pm.
I never even factored in the eyes to come to that conclusion.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Morrissey ~ we refer to John as being a passenger on the short bus because of the way he talks (like a doofus) and stays with this lying, sack of shit.
Fuck these fucktards in every orifice known to man with every inanimate object (ISMU) while they are slathered with honey and bound and gagged on top of a fire ant nest. At high noon. With Heidi Montag music and video playing at top level.
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In a few years when some of their girls start working the pole at Al's Diamond Cabaret it might be an interesting story...but please, no more about these noboby's.
Somewhere in this world, Skanelina is making a Kate Gooselint voodoo doll.
Skankelina is probably pissed she's not the paps #1 media whore. I smell a Skanekelina baby story in the near future.
I'm sorry, but Jon looks hot in the cover pic.
And, you people make me sick that say Jon looks like he has a touch of Down's. It's basically a racist comment, because you're saying he looks that way because of his beautiful almond eyes -- he is half-Asian, you know. He has no other signs of Down syndrome, so that must be what you're referring to.
bah, anyhow, I think he looks just fine, and Kate is a cow.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:29pm.
Fuck them in every orifice with every inanimate object known to man.
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there's probably an iPhone app for that.
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