The God And Goddess Of Heaven And Earth Have Split Up!!!!!
Hmmmm...At least that's what The National Enquirer is saying, but it's not raining outside. If this was true, God, the angels and the saints above would not stop weeping ever. They would flood the planet with their tears and we'd be forced to live in underwater cities. Actually, that sounds kind of hot. But I digress.
The Enquirer is saying that it's totally and completely over between St. Angie Jo and BENJAMIN BUTTON'S. Some source said that Brad is spending his time in California while Angie finishes that movie about white grains in New York. When she finishes filming, she's going to take her child army to France. A source called it an "OFFICIAL" split. They went on to yap, "Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."
The source said that the straw that broke the Angie's back --- Wait, a piece of straw could totally break her back, right? Like literally. Okay, back to the source. They said that Brangie's last moment together at the Cannes Film Festival was completely staged. They acted all lovely for the cameras, but they were both "over it" on the inside. That's when Angie gave Brad his nuts back and send him on his way.
The National Enquirer has been right before, but if this shit was true, they would devote an entire issue to this. Shit, they would change their name to BRANGIE IS DEAD Enquirer.
In other news, a crazed woman wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a t-shirt with the words "You Are So Uncool" written on the front was seen buying every copy of The Enquirer and muttering to herself "Take that, Maddox. Take that, Maddox...."
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"they acted all lovely for the cameras"
Wait, these two are actors??
Stoney!
That made me laugh out loud!
Bring on the mayhem! MK really should have made this the Open Post because it gonna get oogly up in heah!
Having said that...........*groveling*..........please,please,please let this be true. I will bake pot brownies infused with liquor for all of you if this is true.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
The only thing in this article that isn't true, I don't believe for one second that Brad will let Angie disappear with HIS bio babies.
Never.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:46am.
Well I don't feel sorry for Piloh Shit and her siblings. Please! Those kids have more money than fucking god! They are lucky they all aren't still squatting in the fucking dirt.
*goes straight to hell*
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:44am.
Oh please let this be true!!!!!!!
I hate to say it, but The Natl Enquirer has a pretty good record of being right. People don't like to admit it., but it is kinda true.
The loons are going to get homicidal now! I think they've been brewing but now it's about to explode if this is true!!!
And, ITA about the Enquirer's track record. For a cheesy rag, I think they have come through on several big stories before anybody else. Didn't Carol Burnett bitch slap them in court a long ass time ago and since then they have been playing it pretty straight?
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Oh NOOOOOO!
I think I just saw a few people jumping off the buildings in Century City....
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
I can see Braddy fighting for ownership of the bios...he doesn't hold papers on the orphans.
*adjusting my tinfoil hat*
screw em
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Yes! Another rag to check out in line at the Jewel!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Good. I wonder what the final straw was...
HAPPY HAPPY Migraine!
As a present we've all got together and agreed that you can go monitor just jared and report back - with quotes.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
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What a pair of dingbats! Now this bunch of recently adopted and birthed kids are going to be shuttled back and forth between them? How many are there now? I've lost count.
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Lorsque quelqu'un vous montre son vrai visage, croyez-le.
It was those damn 3rd world kids that broke up this union
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*yawn*
My cooch is raining but only because it's that time of the month.
Can you hear the screams of the villagers i.e. the Just Joliers?
I am so ecstatic, I may start crying. Please, please let this be true, if only for the entertainment value.
You could tell it was over just by the pics of Cannes.
HHAHAAHAHAHHhhaaaa!!!
*grabs paper bag*
i'm feeling faint with exuberance.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
SO tired of these two phonies.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Between Ian Undercover and the JJ loons, we are going to be smothered with venom.
He could ask out OctoMom now, we know what his type is.....fish lipped woman with 100 kids.
It's been raining in Chicago for 3 days. Maybe the saints and angels are hanging out over the midwest lately.
I call bullshit. Brad won't leave those kids. He's got a stockpile of Baby Wipes to use up!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:44am.
I think I just swooned
LMAO Nitty, I'm feeling a bit faint too! This could rank up there with the day Paris went to jail.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Ok, you can all shank me, but maybe it's my "it's my birthday and I'm melancholy" mode, but I would feel sorry for those 6 bebes if this were true.
*ducking under desk*
Chyeah right. I wish they would break up, but I don't see it happening. At least not anytime soon. That man looks miserable. It really does look like she's sucked the hotness and happiness right out of him. Sigh.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
As slimy as the Enquirer is, they are right alot of the time.
Damn, I really do have to buy Kook-aid stock. They are going to sell out if this is true.
Please please please please let this be true. ANYTHING to bump that gosselin woman off the covers and out of the news!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Please please please let this be true.
I really want to see that cunt go down.
What a great day to be back posting for a bit.
*sharpening shank*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yeah!!!! A Brangeloon thread!!!!!!
*pulls off mom jeans and dances nekkid around the fire*
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Stroke me with a gherkin. I didn't see THAT coming!
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Oh please let this be true!!!!!!!
I hate to say it, but The Natl Enquirer has a pretty good record of being right. People don't like to admit it., but it is kinda true.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Bwahahahahahahahahha!!!!! I hope we get some loons.
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I think I just swooned.
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Unleash the loons!!!!!!