The God And Goddess Of Heaven And Earth Have Split Up!!!!!
Hmmmm...At least that's what The National Enquirer is saying, but it's not raining outside. If this was true, God, the angels and the saints above would not stop weeping ever. They would flood the planet with their tears and we'd be forced to live in underwater cities. Actually, that sounds kind of hot. But I digress.
The Enquirer is saying that it's totally and completely over between St. Angie Jo and BENJAMIN BUTTON'S. Some source said that Brad is spending his time in California while Angie finishes that movie about white grains in New York. When she finishes filming, she's going to take her child army to France. A source called it an "OFFICIAL" split. They went on to yap, "Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."
The source said that the straw that broke the Angie's back --- Wait, a piece of straw could totally break her back, right? Like literally. Okay, back to the source. They said that Brangie's last moment together at the Cannes Film Festival was completely staged. They acted all lovely for the cameras, but they were both "over it" on the inside. That's when Angie gave Brad his nuts back and send him on his way.
The National Enquirer has been right before, but if this shit was true, they would devote an entire issue to this. Shit, they would change their name to BRANGIE IS DEAD Enquirer.
In other news, a crazed woman wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a t-shirt with the words "You Are So Uncool" written on the front was seen buying every copy of The Enquirer and muttering to herself "Take that, Maddox. Take that, Maddox...."
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please let this be true
When are people going to realize that she is utterly and psychotically nuts?? As beautiful as she is on the outside (thanks to many plastic surgeries) is as craaaaaaaaazy as she is on the inside. It's just a fact. She's a misandrist and her kids are her crutch. Pity the kids but look forward to Pax's tell all.
Yeah, well, it's still hotter than a bitch here in Hell, so the NE's lying. I wish Paris Hilton would become a nun or something so we could get some air going down here.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I have bet someone £1 that they will stay together for the next five years so this better not be true.
I don't know if this is true or not, but I will say that my mom swears by National Enquirer. She's had a subscription for like 20+ years and is quick to talk in great detail (w/cited examples) about how many stories they've been dead on right about that other magazines wouldn't print because they were scary pants of being sued.
In fact, I'm calling her now to see if she's calling bullshit on this... _______________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
I too came for the loons and damnitall, JJ isnt even posting it!
What NI actually says is that they are split, and if they dont work out their differences they might go their separate ways. Its the truth, the godlike is in CA and the goddess is in NY. That's a split. If they dont work out their differences (several thousand miles) it might be permanent. (if they never get on a plane and wind up in the same place, they will never be together)
Crafty buggers they are.
Wow, twosie, your even more of a loon that I originally gave you credit for.
BTW, I am sure Michael K appreciates your advice on how he should run his blog. He'll probably file it under "s" for STFU.
If this story is true....I'm willing to bet that she goes back to being gayelle just for the attention. She's a media whore.
I wonder if this is really true and all the loonies committed collective suicide. That would explain why they aren't around today.
Isn't she suppose to be "doing" some rocker chic? I would think if that's the case then she would be happy as a pig in shit to unload Pitt. So there's no real reason to feel sorry for her (loons, I'm talkin' to you). Pitt seems to be in good spirits too, commuting all over the planet for work, travelling alone - no kids under toe, taking on 2 movie projects, hanging in CA where his friends and ex are.
I think they may just carry on the charade of being together because maybe there is no animosity - they could be doing it for the kids. Or they could be doing it to avoid mass suicide by the loons at JJ. In reality it's possible they're both happy as hell to be away from each other and living their own life.
The loooons can't send over REAL trolls because they are too busy with birthday plans. Being that June Fourth is their deity's Birthday. So we get the lower ranked looons today.
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actually if you must know ... not long ago it started raining in Los Angeles lol and now there is thunder! its a sign! lol
Thanks for putting those back on top peopleperson.
IG, yeah it is nice and I feel lucky.
Hey Loons!
Look at this pics of your golden couple:
http://jmox.yuku.com/topic/462/t/Cannes-2009.html
Do you all think that when Angie's forehead vein finally blows that it will look like a scene out of the movie Scanners?
I was going to say that I wished it was true. THEN I realized I'd be reading about their breakup into the next century.
GOD, dear god, make them go away!
Kanderso - OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH kay. I get it now. LOL.
It's no fun in here with out a look to poke and probe and fling gross things at.
EEG, ooooh! Good for you, beyotch! Can't say I blame you there.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:42pm.
Where'd twosie go? We've been waiting all day for a Loonie to show up. I hope we didn't scare her off too quickly.
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She was too confused about your Friends comment, shes still scratchin her head.
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When I wrote that, I was hoping that Angie would be at her computer, stomping her feet and crying to Brad, "why do they write that?? It wasn't me!! Whaaa!" -vein in head pops-
M.E. - At this point, I WISH I were a Loon so we could get some fightin' action up in this piece. But no, I'm just bored and goofing around.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Loons!
Loons!
They're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
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"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
IG,
Not posting as much, never at night. (actually have a new bf) Lurking and laughing. You can usually find me in open post.
Hows you?
And yeah this is off topic but there are no loons to play with.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:42pm.
Where'd twosie go? We've been waiting all day for a Loonie to show up. I hope we didn't scare her off too quickly.
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She was too confused about your Friends comment, shes still scratchin her head.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:42pm.
Where'd twosie go?
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She peed in her onesie.
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Tee hee hee. LOL!
Five bucks says Angie returns to her goth look, her brother moves in at the Chateau and then she hooks up with her smack buddy Marilyn Manson.
I'm confused, is Kanderso a loon too or just playing?
Could someone check if the loons on JJ have carried out their threat of mass suicide yet?
Trying to calculate Pitts monthly child support $ but there aren't enough digits on my calculator.
That was an expensive bit of scrawny vagina, I hope it was good.
EEG! ♥♥ Where you been?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
IG,
Snort. You funny bitch!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:42pm.
Where'd twosie go?
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She peed in her onesie.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:27pm.
I realize the economy is at a low point but do these tabloids really have to fabricate the break-up of Brad and Angelina?
They're the most stable and loving couple on the planet and this filth of a magazine seems to get enourmous pleasure from Brad and Angelina's alleged marital problems.
Michael K, please remove your post and stop perpetuating this myth.
Been outside in the real world, lately? You're looking a little pale. Maybe you should get out more. Trot down to the corner store and get you a new Benjamin Buttons poster cause you ruined the old one with your acidic jizz.
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Where'd twosie go? We've been waiting all day for a Loonie to show up. I hope we didn't scare her off too quickly.
This loon is no fun.
they just throw shit and run away. pussy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
BAMPZS FOREVER!!!!!! plus those other two, I forget their names
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I feel like we're a group of high school bullies who are really excited to beat up that skinny, nerdy kid after gym class, and we are waiting in the locker room for him. Except, he decided to go straight to class without showering. So we're just waitin...
WHERE ARE ALL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
twosie on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:27pm
ZOMG!
Hate to break it to you, not really, the Nat'l Enq. actually are good at this shit. They have broken major scandals with FACT and credibility.
Which you have none. No facts, no nothing.
Face it, your life will have no meaning and then what? Who you gonna defend, hmm? Who?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:27pm.
Dear fucking God, why must the media always tag Aniston's name to every story about these two fucktards.
AMEN!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:46pm.
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Excellent point! But, I kinka liked the dark lezzy crazy chick before she became the humanitarian mother of 100 - at least it was HONEST!
--------------------------------------------------Just curious, Was KINKA a typo or a deep thought?
Looks like Brad got sick of being tied down to an unstable vampire.
twosie - YAY! Thank you for coming to our party! Can I get your a drink?
So, tell us more about your feelings regarding this CLEARLY FABRICATED split (probably made up by JA's press contacts)! Please, just throw it all out there! *waits expectantly*
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:27pm.
I realize the economy is at a low point but do these tabloids really have to fabricate the break-up of Brad and Angelina?
They're the most stable and loving couple on the planet and this filth of a magazine seems to get enourmous pleasure from Brad and Angelina's alleged marital problems.
Michael K, please remove your post and stop perpetuating this myth.
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Thank dog...a loonie showed up! Oh, please, please tell us how you know this isn't true. Do you live with them? Are you really Maddox?
THE MOST STABLE AND LOVING COUPLE ON THE PLANET?? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:27pm.
I realize the economy is at a low point but do these tabloids really have to fabricate the break-up of Brad and Angelina?
They're the most stable and loving couple on the planet and this filth of a magazine seems to get enourmous pleasure from Brad and Angelina's alleged marital problems.
Michael K, please remove your post and stop perpetuating this myth.
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AAAHAHAHA!! And sorry to break it to you hon, but MK can post whatever he wants.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 3:27pm.
I realize the economy is at a low point but do these tabloids really have to fabricate the break-up of Brad and Angelina?
They're the most stable and loving couple on the planet and this filth of a magazine seems to get enourmous pleasure from Brad and Angelina's alleged marital problems.
Michael K, please remove your post and stop perpetuating this myth.
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WE HAVE A LOONIE!
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You say potato, I say vodka!
I wouldn't say I'm rooting to throw another woman, albeit a homewrecker, under a bus. I'd laugh if she dumped him on his sorry ass. She's already sucked the life out of him.. why not finish him off.
And for some reason the Mortal combat guy just said that in my head.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
I realize the economy is at a low point but do these tabloids really have to fabricate the break-up of Brad and Angelina?
They're the most stable and loving couple on the planet and this filth of a magazine seems to get enourmous pleasure from Brad and Angelina's alleged marital problems.
Michael K, please remove your post and stop perpetuating this myth.
Dear fucking God, why must the media always tag Aniston's name to every story about these two fucktards.
Maybe now people will stop kissing their asses for a change. For a relationship that was brought on by deceit, people sure did praise the hell out of them. I'm not even a Jennifer Aniston sympathizer, I could really care less about her pathetic ass. I just thought Bradgelina was a ridiculous concept to begin with. They just happen to be both attractive, attention seeking, full of themselves, and willing to adopt or procreate even more attractive children.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:53pm.
If Brangelina did break up, which they won't because as someone said they have the world at their feet just for being together, I wonder who the Brangeloonies would side with?
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Since the majority of the Brangeloonies are women, I'm guessing that they'll side with Pitt & turn on Angelina. Unfortunately, a lot of women are like that, especially the ones that live in delusional fantasy worlds. They're jealous & catty, & will throw another fellow woman under the bus in a heartbeat. Sad, but true.
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It'd be great if the loonies, in an act of desperation over the split, decided to slag off both Brad and Angelina and embrace Aniston. "All Hail the Goddess, Jennifer Aniston! Her chin is mighty, and her hair full of glory and light!"
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
I so hope it's true...then maybe we'll all be free from Angelina's shittastic movies for a bit while she plays mommy to the rainbow baby brigade. The kids are gonna need the best therapy money can buy after all that fuckery.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB