The God And Goddess Of Heaven And Earth Have Split Up!!!!!
Hmmmm...At least that's what The National Enquirer is saying, but it's not raining outside. If this was true, God, the angels and the saints above would not stop weeping ever. They would flood the planet with their tears and we'd be forced to live in underwater cities. Actually, that sounds kind of hot. But I digress.
The Enquirer is saying that it's totally and completely over between St. Angie Jo and BENJAMIN BUTTON'S. Some source said that Brad is spending his time in California while Angie finishes that movie about white grains in New York. When she finishes filming, she's going to take her child army to France. A source called it an "OFFICIAL" split. They went on to yap, "Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."
The source said that the straw that broke the Angie's back --- Wait, a piece of straw could totally break her back, right? Like literally. Okay, back to the source. They said that Brangie's last moment together at the Cannes Film Festival was completely staged. They acted all lovely for the cameras, but they were both "over it" on the inside. That's when Angie gave Brad his nuts back and send him on his way.
The National Enquirer has been right before, but if this shit was true, they would devote an entire issue to this. Shit, they would change their name to BRANGIE IS DEAD Enquirer.
In other news, a crazed woman wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a t-shirt with the words "You Are So Uncool" written on the front was seen buying every copy of The Enquirer and muttering to herself "Take that, Maddox. Take that, Maddox...."
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Reps lie all the time!! They have no shame...How many times has one denied a clients pregnancy only for it to be announced a few weeks later?
I really hope if this break up is true then its something really devastating & dramatic that caused it....Like her drug use or eating disorder is revealed or him cheating on her with someone barely legal or something like that.
I thought Jolie and Pitt fired their "reps". Didn't Brad unload Cindy when he hooked up with Jolie? So who are these PR people making statements on their behalf? I also thought Jolie the manipulator does her own PR shit.
Face it, Pitt's rep was saying that everything was fine betw him and Jen too .... 3-4 months later they were splitsville. I'd believe the Enquirer before I'd believe a celebrity rep or manager!
Because this news is all over the place, they have NO choice but to react to it. Of course they will deny it until they're ready to make an official announcement (out of their own mouths). Plus they're probably trying to protect the kids, who are unaware of what's really happening. You know those two fools explain away everything by using the "work" excuse... " mommy's working so that's why she's living at the Waldorf", "daddy's working so that's why he's in another state" ... you get the jist.
Rep: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Split Reports “Absolutely Not True”
Wednesday June 3, 2009
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up.
Pitt’s rep tells Usmagazine.com reports the couple were about to announce a breakup are “absolutely not true.”
Adds Jolie’s manager: “Not true at all.”
I wonder if they did call it quits would Brad consider going back to Jen...that would be quite the story right there. She probably would take him back too. Loser. Anyway, I like how Angie is sorta looking past him, and he looks like he would rather smokin' a fat doobie with Maddox than be at that shit. Ah the sacrifices we make for publicity!
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:32pm
It would make my day if they were broken up AND he got back together with Jen (and I'm sure it would be the fantasy of every lonley divorcee who still pines over their ex). But I'll just take the splitting up. Getting back with the Jen (who I would hate for being so pathetic) is too much to ask for.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Whoa. Why does Angel have Grape's avvie. Huh?
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LOL! You're a funny girlie. I'm only wearing the ones I make - so have no fear luv;p
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:38pm.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Whoa. Why does Angel have Grape's avvie. Huh?
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LOL! I've been impersonating people for the last few days. I'm a Gosslein haired celebrity impersonator:)
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OMG that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! What a concept! Loves it! Stay away from The Sisto. He's mine.
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LOL! You're a funny girlie. I'm only wearing the ones I make - so have no fear luv;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Whoa. Why does Angel have Grape's avvie. Huh?
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LOL! I've been impersonating people for the last few days. I'm a Gosslein haired celebrity impersonator:)
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OMG that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! What a concept! Loves it! Stay away from The Sisto. He's mine.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Whoa. Why does Angel have Grape's avvie. Huh?
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Because they had a battle and angel won the village.
Whoa. Why does Angel have Grape's avvie. Huh?
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Damn! See? She's gone already! ALREADY! Camon! Let her entertain us:D
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:22pm.
And BarryMan.............ilow
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Waves checkered flag. YOU WIN!
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And BarryMan.............ilow
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It also rhymes with HairyFann
TeriAnn rhymes with ScaryMan. Funny how that works, isn't it?
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:19pm.
Oh please only dlisted and iuc post this BS for all the lonely bitter dumped fat asses to latch to. BWAHAHAHAHA
I can only imagine why your husbands or bf dumped your nagging sorry lazy asses. hahaha
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Actually I am the hottest thing going on two legs, and I still think Brad and Angelina SUCK!
I may start to like him again once this split is official though you knuckle dragging fool!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yay! TeriAnn's here! You guys chased twosie off so fast, dudes! I was sad:( But it's ok cuz TeriAnn's here now! Yay! :D
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TeriAnn... that's a mighty inbred name you've got there.
Did James Haven ever show up to give us the real scoopy doopy?
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I predict Mangie will now officially date her true love (her brother) and move to some country that recognizes incestuous relationships. She'll still have a lesbian lover on the side, though. I read a rumor that the twins were not his biological kids, I wonder what's up with that.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:07pm.
Guess Brad got tired of getting pissed on by the kydz and Ms. Lips.
He's probably figuring out how to put is nut sack back on as I type
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He should probably go to the same surgeon that put John Bobbitt's dick back on!
Brad: *screaming* No! Not the nipple rings!
Angie: *cackling* Turn over, Mitt, this strap-on isn't getting any hotter.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:24pm.
Only people without any life at all come to dlisted and iuc to defend Brangie's fake relationship.
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Now now, Freebird, it isn't so fake. After all, they're both men and both like it up the poop chute.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:24pm.
Only people without any life at all come to dlisted and iuc to defend Brangie's fake relationship.
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Now now, Freebird, it isn't so fake. After all, they're both men and both like it up the poop chute.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:19pm.
Oh please only dlisted and iuc post this BS for all the lonely bitter dumped fat asses to latch to. BWAHAHAHAHA
I can only imagine why your husbands or bf dumped your nagging sorry lazy asses. hahaha
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Only people without any life at all come to dlisted and iuc to defend Brangie's fake relationship.
Submitted by kiv on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:11pm.
stop teasing! They haven't split yet. We have to wait for their rep to tell us they have decided to amicably split and remain true friends till the end, before we throw this kind of posting party.
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They will say The Enquirere "misspoke".
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LOONIE IN THE BRANGIE THREAD!!!
Oh TeriAnn,
You're late! It's been done. Boo on you! We are taking back your Brangeloon card!
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:19pm.
Oh please only dlisted and iuc post this BS for all the lonely bitter dumped fat asses to latch to. BWAHAHAHAHA
I can only imagine why your husbands or bf dumped your nagging sorry lazy asses. hahaha
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TeriAnn, I hate to break this to you, but when you're looking at Brangelina on your monitor? They are not looking back!
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Heard Jen is seeking a Rosie.
Oh please only dlisted and iuc post this BS for all the lonely bitter dumped fat asses to latch to. BWAHAHAHAHA
I can only imagine why your husbands or bf dumped your nagging sorry lazy asses. hahaha
Guess Brad got tired of getting pissed on by the kydz and Ms. Lips.
He's probably figuring out how to put is nut sack back on as I type.
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Mira, I knew it was just a matter of time till' Brad realized AnJo was fucking KrrAZyY. One minute bitch is licking blood, the next she is at a refugee camp wearing a hijab. Que loca.
stop teasing! They haven't split yet. We have to wait for their rep to tell us they have decided to amicably split and remain true friends till the end, before we throw this kind of posting party.
♪IF this is true it would serve him right!!!! Maybe Jennifer Aniston will take him back and give him a few more kids. 3 bio babies isn't enuf!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:37pm.
I know, right? Because he's been such a constant presence in their lives. *snort* But at least they would get to live in one place for longer than it takes for the twins to mess up a diaper.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:27pm.
I'll believe it when UsWeekly or People reports it. I can just imagine the custody battle....
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with any luck jon voight will try to assert his rights to visitation as a grandparent. hee
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Please Lord, let him go back to Aniston. Wouldn't that be the ultimate slap to that cunt's face?
Please Lord, let him go back to Aniston. Wouldn't that be the ultimate slap to that cunt's face?
I'll believe it when UsWeekly or People reports it. I can just imagine the custody battle....
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She has to wear all those drapey, loose dresses now, because her boobs and body are all bumpy and gross from spitting out all of those brats... Yuck... If I were Brad, I would have no problem walking away from that beat up bitch.
Re: the kids-I wonder if Pitt ever formally adopted any of those adopted kids. I recall reading change of name forms were filed for Madox and Zahara, but that means fuck all. You can change your name or your kids' name to anything. Also, she adopted Pax as a single parent.
Ya know, I will be very, very surprised if Pitt has any legal claim to any of the adopted kids. As they were never married, he cannot even claim to have been their stepfather!
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