Tuesday, June 2nd 2009
Who Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month?
The Hot Slut of the Month election is upon us again! Get your finger nice and wet and get ready to vote! It will cure your hangover. Or will it make it feel worse? One of those! Anyway, here are your choices:
Felix Cane: Miss Pole Dance World 2009
Masanobu Sato: Mr. Masturbate-A-Thon 2009
The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt: Mr. All Things Magical and Mythical 2009
Kate Gosselin's Hair: Ms. Electrocuted Rodent 2009
The winning slut will be announced on Thursday. As always, vote with your LIFE! Voting is in the sidebar to the right ---------> -----> ---->
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None of the hot sluts look appealing this month... I guess I'll go with the Wolf Shirt.
wtf??? the fucking hair won???
what is happening to us??
is this real life? is this going to be forever???
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Masanobu has a strong ending spurt.
i should vote for the wolves, but i gotta go with the HAIR!HAIR! LOL THAT HAIR :)
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A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
HAIR"
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Come on, people. Stop voting for the predictable, stupid bitches. Felix Cane should be the winner! Even the three wolf moon shirt... But why does it have to be Kate Gosselin's hair?
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It's not over yet. Masanobu always finishes big.
the hair. it's everywhere.
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angel_i,
I'm off to bed, but I wanted to say hi. See you later.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 7:20pm.
@ angel_i
That avatar is priceless. The trifecta from hell. Pammy's crotch and face with the bonus Possum 'do.
I.Just.can't.stop.laughing!
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Haha! Yay!
I'm gonna pretend like I din't see that last line tho, k?:)
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I was going to vote for the hair, until I saw the dancer's legs. Holy smokes.
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I refuse to vote for an inanimate object. Well, Masanobu's 'object' isn't exactly inanimate, but still.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by El Camino on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 8:13pm.
Masanobu is coming from behind and pulling ahead.
Hahaha. You can't leave a good mans behind.
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Masanobu is coming from behind and pulling ahead.
Just say no to all things Gosselin.
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Holy crap.... I'm going to have to sleep on this one tonight... Can I vote for them all... How DO you choose....
Is it the Queen of the Pole who puts all of us other hoes to shame? I won't take my pole out of the closet after watching that shit.
Is it the Jerk Off King?? I wish I could spend all day getting off.
3 Wolf/Moon White Trash Fuckery?? I mean, this an ICON of the trailer park set.
Or do you pick The Cunt Cut????? I don't want to say anything cross about it, least it stab me in the eye.
HOW DO YOU CHOOSE?!?!?
@ angel_i
That avatar is priceless. The trifecta from hell. Pammy's crotch and face with the bonus Possum 'do.
I.Just.can't.stop.laughing!
TEAM Possum!
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Come on, what about the jerk off guy?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I vote for all of them:
Masanubo wears the 3 wolves and the Moon shirt while he masterbates to Felix Cane wearing a reverse mullet on the pole.
It would be one of the Hottest Monthly sluts ever.
WTF that gross ass hair piece is still in the lead. boo!
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Feliz Cane is unbelievably good, so I guess that's the reason she isn't winning. You are an evil person for matching her up against the hair piece for multiples.
Can I do a write-in? I nominate this scandalous doggie. So needy and murderous. But Kate Gosselin's hair from the options.
http://www.gossipbeast.com/?p=1503
Felix Cane!!! Anyone with moves and a body like that gets my vote...don't give greedy gosslin anymore attention!!!
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KG's hair FTW!
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Kate Gosselin's Hair!
Even the Nationwide Insurance spokesperson is rocking it! And she is on your side!
Team T-Shirt because the Amazon reviews are comedy gold.
I'm sick to my back teeth of Kate, her fug ass hair that only 15 year-olds should be sporting, and perpetual bitchy face.
I think I'll drunk vote tonite.
Felix is too awesome to be in the Phobie Price/CoCo territory. The cunt who exploits her children needs not an iota of attention. The toad who has rubbed his weiner raw doesn't either. Wolfshirt for the win.
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Come on! Any bitch who can work the pole like that gets my vote!!!
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felix cane...all the other options are inanimate objects that i want no parts of....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Who the eff is voting for the hair?
If you know anything about the t-shirt you would know that it turns people into hot sluts which, in turn, make it a hot slut itself.
What in hairy old hell? You bitches voted for a hank of HAIR! Oh my God! It isn't even real!
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I told him (his name is Brian Govern and we're both 3rd year law students at Rutgers), and he was very amused. But honestly, he's been getting calls and e-mails from so many other news organizations (he got interviewed by ABC News and the NY Times), that I doubt he's given Dlisted's Hot Slut Contest very much thought, lol. He said he figures his 15 minutes is up by now, but I think if we get the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt voted Hot Slut of the Month, it'll give him an extra 30 seconds.
Fun fact: Amazon and the t-shirt company promised to send him some free t-shirts, but haven't made good on their offer yet! Hahahaha
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:32pm.
Can't we just compromise, MK???
Felix with a Katie-do wears the wolve t-shirt and masturbates.
'K? ;)
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I MIGHT be able to agree to participate in that. MAYBE!
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Submitted by Callan on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:50pm.
really? that's too funny! did you tell him about the hot slut of the day/week wins?
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:30pm.
words of wisdom ford prefect, words of wisdom.
however... you just know that stupid crass delude cunt would misinterpret 'hot slut of the month' and see it as a good thing.
we simply can't have that.
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Vote for the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt! I go to law school with the guy who wrote the first review! I would die if something he is responsible for makes it to the Hot Slut of the Year contest.
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PLEASE I BEG YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR THE HAIR!
think about it. do we REALLY want to see this shit again in a few months? it'd be like waking up to a bad drunk sex partner choice the next morning.
DON'T DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF FOLLICLES EVERYWHERE!
...and do we really want to chance having that cunt win a title of any sort? No. The answer is NO.
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WHAT!?!? I know the Possum hair is pretty slutty, but cum on you Sluts.....we have to vote for our favorite pass time and holder of the golden sceptre- Masanobu Sato *even his name kinda sounds like "Messin' with my knob-o"....OH CUM ON...you know you all indulge, you Fornicators...while you sing to yourselves "I'm a private dancer...."
...I throw my vote to the man who holds the world record for holding the Eveready hard-on....He should be SLUT since he is not ashamed of his no-no...Masanobu Sato deserves the title of Slut of the Month....if not THE YEAR!!!!!
....don't make me get all Kanye and cap my fonts on you....!!!!!!! Masturbation is GOOD!!!
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Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:33pm.
I agree.
Go Felix go. Woo-hoo.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:31pm.
Can't we just compromise, MK???
Felix with a Katie-do wearing the wolve t-shirt and masturbates.
'K? ;)
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that'd be perfect! Actually, this shit is beginning to remind me of American Idol... NOTHING hot wins almost all the time! remember the couch?... please...............
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Can't we just compromise, MK???
Felix with a Katie-do wears the wolve t-shirt and masturbates.
'K? ;)
TEAM POSSUM!
Because the owner of said Possum is a TRUE WHORE.
She whored out kydz, her shitty marriage, and that weed wacked do.
Then said owner whores herself out on the Jello Mold/Cool Whip Bible Thumper circuit. You know they have that shit at her after glows. It bet it's even the more vile version with Jello with shredded carrots + busted up pretzels-next the Jello/Cool Whip Layer/finally the plain Jello with a glop of sour cream on top layer. I always see that shit at Fundie meetin's.
Felix is a worthy competitor, but she's a lady, not a MONEY GRUBBING WHORE like KH8.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 4:03pm.
the stripper must win! no more inanimate objects.
The stripper is awesome...She really knows how to handle a pole. Just say NO to Gossy hair.
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I voted for the stripper, because, well - she's fucking HOT! And, it IS called HOT SLUT, right??? How can all that other shit, Mr. Masterbater included, even be in the running?
And, NO... I'm not telling who or what is winning!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008