Jacko Can't Do 50
Looks who's protecting Jacko.... It's Quween of the Scene! Noted and documented! And I think she's checking to make sure her own nose didn't quit her ass after gazing at Jacko's butchered mug.
Anyway, Jacko has sold out 50 shows over in London and that is not what the Kind of the Crypt signed up for. Jacko is so angry he could fart through his butt chin!
Jacko slithered out of a dance studio in Los Angeles the other told and told his fans that he doesn't know if he can go on with all 50 shows. Jacko said (read this in his "sweet memaw with the whispers" voice), "Thank you for your love and support, I want you guys to know I love you very much. I don't know how I'm going to do 50 shows. I'm not a big eater - I need to put some weight on. I'm really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do 10, and take the tour around the world to other cities, not 50 in one place I went to bed knowing I sold 10 dates, and woke up to the news I was booked to do 50."
Jacko should've sucked on a bottle filled with Jesus Juice (with a dash of protein powder) and kept his precious vagina lips shut! If he's too fragile to thrust his bones, he could bring in a team of doppelgangers to perform in his place. Paging LaToya Jackson, Teri Hatcher, Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County and the female skeleton from my 7th grade science class! Your services are needed in London! Not one bitch would flinch. Truth.
VIA The Sun
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wouldn't it be nice if he collapses on the first one?
He can't posibly do 10 either.
Ha-Ha * in Nelson's Voice*
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I saw a picture in US or something with him in this outfit next to a picture with Courtney Love in the same outfit. Sadly, it looked better on her. I loathe them equally.
"I'm not a big eater" = "I take more pills a day than Paula Abdul does in three months"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:39am.
if he did only agree to do 10, then he should not be pushed to do 50.
Hey PSL, I agree. But do you really think promoters would sign him up for 40 extra shows, given his track record for no-shows and cancellations?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Damn managers. Sneaked into his bedroom while he slept, picked up his limp arm, and put pen to contract for 50 dates. Imagine his surprise when he woke up and found the ink dried.
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Sois belle et vote.
Then cancel 40 of the shows and RETURN THE MONEY, you greedy little kewpie-twit.
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"read this in his "sweet memaw with the whispers" voice"
Hahahaha MK, THAT is the PERFECT description of Michael's voice!
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Not that I'm the type to say "I told you so", but I TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YOU SO!
This drug-addled child molesting freak doesn't even have 10 shows in him.
Cue the lawsuits.....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Can MJ still dance? He looks so damn fragile.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Who can handle more packages, UPS or this freak at a cub scout jamboree?
if he did only agree to do 10, then he should not be pushed to do 50.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Now that he's seen the Quween, he won't have any trouble doing 50 shows.
Something tells me if the audience was full of 12 year old boys,bitch would be there with bells on and vats of jesus juice backstage.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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hahahA this picture is hilarious with queenie!