Jacko Can't Do 50
Looks who's protecting Jacko.... It's Quween of the Scene! Noted and documented! And I think she's checking to make sure her own nose didn't quit her ass after gazing at Jacko's butchered mug.
Anyway, Jacko has sold out 50 shows over in London and that is not what the Kind of the Crypt signed up for. Jacko is so angry he could fart through his butt chin!
Jacko slithered out of a dance studio in Los Angeles the other told and told his fans that he doesn't know if he can go on with all 50 shows. Jacko said (read this in his "sweet memaw with the whispers" voice), "Thank you for your love and support, I want you guys to know I love you very much. I don't know how I'm going to do 50 shows. I'm not a big eater - I need to put some weight on. I'm really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do 10, and take the tour around the world to other cities, not 50 in one place I went to bed knowing I sold 10 dates, and woke up to the news I was booked to do 50."
Jacko should've sucked on a bottle filled with Jesus Juice (with a dash of protein powder) and kept his precious vagina lips shut! If he's too fragile to thrust his bones, he could bring in a team of doppelgangers to perform in his place. Paging LaToya Jackson, Teri Hatcher, Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County and the female skeleton from my 7th grade science class! Your services are needed in London! Not one bitch would flinch. Truth.
VIA The Sun
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site *******sugarscupid. c o m in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!
His creditors scheduled the shows. It's iron clad. Time to fess up, to the high living, attorney spending, "bail the tush out", weird-ass shit, that's been going on, the past few years.
That's all.
The creditors are the same attorneys, that has him still on the streets. Not in the US, of course, thank God.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 1:10pm.
So, basically, Jacko wants the cash while staying at home hooked up to a Demerol drip.
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This Moondancing Monstrosity will be weeping on Oprah when he tries to weasel his way out of this one.
Then again, i would do many unspeakable things for a Demerol drip.
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Anyone else thinks that this thing supposedly his upper chest/ neck looks like plastic?
To think that this man had the world in his hands at one time - them he went all multiple personality and self-mutilating.
I wouldn't pay a dime for him: he thinks the world owes him. Leaving the animals at his "Neverland", unpaid employees, fleeing to ol-rich countries to be kept by oil sheiks, etc...
one things for sure: michael jackson always had and will have a style all his own. its just a shame what he did to his face. and this man doesn't need money. no way no how.
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Re/ "Quween" :
doesn't she sit still in a chair all day and "celebrities" have to go to her, not the other way around? What building or restaurant does she sit across from? Never though I'd see Michael Jackson following Phoebe. LaToya yes, Micheal no.
Ummmm, show of hands please on how many of you think Jacko will NOT perform all 50 shows....
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looks like he doesn't want to be bothered with any fucking concerts. i don't think his people would make him do 50 conecrst knowing that he basically is a walking corpse.
michael is so full of shit. he should be happy that there are still so many people who want to see him. my god. the man is 50 and he's still hot to so many. but in a good way, this is good because it shows that he's not greedy for money so good for him.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:21pm.
I bet if you threw some chimps and kids on stage, he could do 50 shows standing on his head.
Yea, I went there. So what.
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Yea, you went there ... with a whoopee cushion.
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I thought we got rid of this child-perv! What an ass - - - Will someone pleeeeeezzzzeeee just kill this fucker????
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
How typical MJ pulls this crap. He has no control over his life or his career it seems like. I laugh at the people who booked vacations around this clown, knowing full well he is flaky and totally unreliable.
shut your pie hole bitch, you need the money, you extra chromosone toting piss freak.
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Fucka doodle-do.
The businessman that Jackson is would never sign up for 50 shows without knowing exactly what he was doing.
He took the money and is trying to run. This is his M.O.
Jackson is a loser.
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So, basically, Jacko wants the cash while staying at home hooked up to a Demerol drip.
Makes sense.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:21pm.
I bet if you threw some chimps and kids on stage, he could do 50 shows standing on his head.
Yea, I went there. So what.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Where in fresh hell does Jacko get those fucking ugly quasi-military clothes? He's either been buying up all the used high school band uniforms he can find, or he's got the world's biggest Bedazzler stashed under his bed.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
He'll show up in his pj's and start crying and cancel out.
If he was smart he'd just hire an impersonator (they're a dime a dozen) and rake in the cash cause he's gonna need it the way he goes thru money.
Who's his manager, Macaulay Culkin?
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MJ needs to shut the fuck up, cash the checks, then go and get his face fixed.
That is all.
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I believe it is one show a night spread out of several months and he agreed. He was loving all the hype and if he can not do the shows he is screwed.
Isnt neverland going into foreclosure? He better be trying to make as much money as he can to pay them bills!!!
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Boo fucking hoo...Just think if you werent so insane & fucked up you could still be in retirement hanging out with 8 year olds all the day long...Not a big eater??? Who the fuck cares? Hardly any celebs eat anymore & they still function, Jolie hardly ever consumes (food) & she even does her own stunts.
pfffft; 50 when he was 15; he'll give up after 8!
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I bet if you threw some chimps and kids on stage, he could do 50 shows standing on his head.
Yea, I went there. So what.
And how come this Qween woman is everywhere now? The fact that she could get that close to someone as reclusive and paranoid as MJ is no small feat...maybe she was selling to him? beware the power of the crack...LOL
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the fact that he can still sell out 50 shows is surprising in itself...he should be grateful for that alone...80s nostalgia must be big in London. He should have stayed quiet and have impersonators fill in when he couldn't go on...with all the lipsyncking and all the masks he wears no one would tell the difference.
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I bet he won't even make it to ten. He is so cookoo.
What a simpering bitch! He's lucky anyone will still pay to see him at all. And doesn't he need the cash badly?
He's paler than I am. And that wouldn't be remarkable except for the fact that one of us was born black.
Submitted by lelu on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:54am.
He's such a con artist. I can't believe idiots actually bought tickets for all 50 concerts. This guy can barely get through 1. I'd be surprised if he even did the first 10.
He burns these people all the time and yet they still insist on donating to him.
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anyone that gives this POS money deserves to get fucked over.
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Even Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Helen Keller saw this one coming.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He definitely can't do 50 shows, the Enquirer says he has only months to live!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
What a pathetic pretend victim.
And damn, Quween gets around.
i cant believe no one has put a hydrashock in his melon yet. not too many people runnin around that deserve it more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:51am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:44am.
And he's so sweet - he offered to eat more. LOL!
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more little Vienna sausages... Angel can you please make Adam possumatized? I know you are sick of doing it but I'm begging you! LOL
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I'm not sick of it at ALL! It's these fucking real life people always up in face! LOL! Surrsly - ok, fine, lemme try to do this now before I leave! ;p (you're the second one in 10 minutes lol)
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yeah, uh huh! she is sooooo protecting michael. *rolling eyes*
Go back to Bahrain you child abusing piece of shit. And please don't come back.
He's such a con artist. I can't believe idiots actually bought tickets for all 50 concerts. This guy can barely get through 1. I'd be surprised if he even did the first 10.
He burns these people all the time and yet they still insist on donating to him.
Angel i........
Nice avie.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
MK's post of March 5, announcing the 10 concerts, with more concerts added depending on sales of initial 10.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31000
If Jackson lived less like royalty, hadn't bought some white kids, (and hadn't diddled little boys), he could have gone the rest of his ghoulish life without ever having to work again.
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Can we have Open Post now? This topic is boring, IMHO!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:44am.
And he's so sweet - he offered to eat more. LOL!
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more little Vienna sausages... Angel can you please make Adam possumatized? I know you are sick of doing it but I'm begging you! LOL
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
He is a lying sack of shit. He ok'd the sale of tickets for 50 shows. Fucking bitch is taking a kick back from the ticket brokers. If he cancels some of the shows, the people that bought tix from the brokers will only get FACE value refunds.
I hate this fucker.
This freak is truly crazy. Boo hoo, you have to actually do something to reap millions and millions of dollars for substantially little relative work. You sick, race-changing child-molesting assbag. Just because you hate yourself so much that you've turned yourself into a reclusive monster doesn't mean you need to keep torturing the music-going public with your continued presence. No one cares about your shitty London concerts except for the most die-hard of your freak fucking fans. I hope you collapse on stage and die.
Michael K you are the most naturally consistently HILARIOUS person I have ever read!!!! You must be a fucking FUN person to hang out with.
Who the hell is he working with that they booked him for 50 shows in one place?! And he's so sweet - he offered to eat more. LOL!
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MJ looks so fucking fragile for the past 8 years! i doubt he can shake his senior ass on stage. that being said, any of you Londoners wanna sneak me into the show? i have to see a MJ performance before i die.
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