Chair Fucker
I never even heard about Spectacular from Pretty Ricky before he started grinding his shit all over the internet and I doubt I'm alone. Obviously, since his music career has flat-lined, Spectacular is trying to become the premiere ass shaker of YouTube. Jessica Simpson, take note!
In his encore performance, Spectacular continues to serve up laughs and dry heaves by violating a chair. I can almost see tears streaming down that chair's leg when Spectacular starts dry humping that shit. I think I even see lipstick on him!!! CHAIR ABUSE! Seriously, what in the rent-to-own Hell is he doing to that poor chair! He's trying to make little chair babies with that thing. He's even doing ass-to-mouth with it! It did not sign up for this! We really have to start protecting our chairs, because this will never be right.
The unprotected fuckery starts at the 1:30 mark in the video below.
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Really now!? I'm so mad! I've seen more action in a G rated movie!! Fucking idiot!! The dude was humping a chair and shedding fake bling!! HAHAHAHAHA Just stop it, please. It's embarassing for us all!
P.S Who the fuck was turned on!?!??
more like strickly dickly....
it ain't cute and sho ain't sexy. Dude couldn't even find groupies to grind on. He gotta hump a chair. smdh
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
This song is an ear worm. It's been in my fucking brain all day long and I can't stand it. I am pretty sure tomorrow morning, as I scramble for the light switch and sit on the toilet for my morning piss- that this song will invade my thoughts. At that very moment- they admit me into the loony bin.
Did you get a look at him at the 2:16 mark wiping imaginary vaginal folds with the side of his hand and then smelling it? This mother fucker needs medication.
Is it WRONG that after viewing the first video, I was humming this damn "Tipsy in Dis Club" song @ work today? Yeah? Okay, I'll stop... we gon' get tipsy, we gon' get tipsy...
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
Dude committed assault and battery on that chair. Wonder if his mom knows what goes on in that room.
What was that chair expecting? Sitting there with her legs splayed wide open like that. I don't hear no complaints.
Joking aside, I haven't seen anything that funny in the longest time. Just the serious and dedicated look on his face had me in stitches!
HOLD UP..Who was videotaping this?
He is disgusting looking.
is it just me, or did he have a semi?
He was that sad loser kid in high school that had delusions of being "in" with the cool crowd wasn't he? I feel sorry him. But I feel more sorry for that chair....
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OMG ! I am so sorry I was eating when I watched this ....I laughed so fucking hard, I choked on my cookie.....
lol why the fuck is he raping a chair? This made me think of Idiocracy
I hope he pulls a groin muscle so he'll stop that foolishness; I WAS hungry until I saw that mess.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:53am.
Hey hos!~
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Will you put one over my three wolves shirt? PLEEEEEASE?
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:53am.
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Lookin Good angel_i! Snowy will be so excited!
Spectacular has a serious lip-lickin' thang goin on. That means when he opens his mouth there will be spit strings glued around the corners. Sexy, no? I did like his "now I'm gonna lube this chair up" move however.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Best comments EVER! You guys make me laugh til I cry.
ANGEL_I has got skillz and I just saw her on here with her possum Freddie!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:46am.
LOL freebird! He turned that chair OUT!
I brought back Glambie in the hopes that someone will possumatize him for me......
Anyone? Bueller????
LOL freebird! He turned that chair OUT!
I brought back Glambie in the hopes that someone will possumatize him for me......
Anyone? Bueller????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:38am.
team chair
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So glad you've got a Glamby Avie again!
Team Chair??!!! How sexy was that chair before Spectakalar ground all up on it? He unleashed that chair with his sexy air humpin. That chair was a library chair before Spectakalar taught it the updownturnaroundmakeitrightbabysotight dance. I'm just sayin...
team chair
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
hahahahaaa
mk!!
we goin get tipsy.
Spectacular for HOT SLUT!!!! PULEEEEEZZZE. He has worked so hard. Harder than a haircut. HOTSLUTHOTSLUTHOTSLUTHOTSLUT!
I don't know if I should feel sorry for the person who shot the video or not. I mean, to be in the same room with this guy, while he has his way with a chair, would cause hours and hours of nightmares.
I had to turn it off the minute he spanked the chair. {{{{{Ewwww}}}}}}
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:37am.
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OMG ho, I love you! I was just thinking the same thing, I've never been with a dude with moves like that.
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Hell...its THOSE type of moves that made me say..."I do" to a motherfucka!!! Especially when he's "hittin' it from the back"...
I'm telling you...TRY IT!!! Then you'll see why all those bitches were LOSING THEIR SHIT OVER RAY-J!!!! (I saw the tape...it's THAT serious)
HOWEVER...and I will REITERATE THIS!!!
Sexy on a man IS NOT BIKINI PANTIES!!! Try biker shorts boo...and sexy on a man...IS NOT CREATING SEXUAL ASSAULT ON A FUCKING CHAIR...
I do know where he's getting this shit from though...
I have been to WAY TOO MANY HEN PARTIES where WAY TOO MANY WOMEN fawn all over male college students who are trying to make a "lil change" as they earn their liberal arts degree (tee-hee)...and ALL OF THOSE STRIPPERS MOVE LIKE THIS...specially the Black ones...
But there's a time and a place for shit like this...and "Youtube" AIN'T NEVA THE TIME NOR THE PLACE!!!
Damn, I couldn't even manage to watch this past the 2 minute mark. Also, wtf, bitch has some wonky/asymmetrical abs!?
Daaayum...Spec! The record company would'nt even budget a blow up doll !?!
If any man did that in front of me, I would laugh my ass off.
Nice socks.
This guy's just fuckin' ridiculous.
Well I think it's nice. Pretty Ricky previously educated America's youth on how to sex it up proper late night on the chat line. Which is like safe sex and stuff, right? Now there is THIS amazing educational video! It's like P.E, computer class, anatomy, and physics all in one! AND he set a good example by removing his jewelry beforehand for safety. Bravo Spectacular! Bravo! I think I am going to nominate him for one of those CNN Hero awards!
WTF????
Is that his version of a sex tape?
I think I'm currently carrying Spectacular's child in my uterus.
Shit, it's probably in my back after that violation.
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"Shoot that bitch. Suck that olive. Shake that ass."
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To add insult and injury to that poor chair, it looks like it probably was stolen from some church basement. To go from Sunday School and AA meetings to this!
I'd love to see what Spectakular could do with an abandoned pull-out couch!
H8ers! Check out the mooooooves. That belly roll was SOME SEVEN VEILS SHIT!!!!
Okay, what the hell?
Ick. Nast.
Oh fuck come ON, that chair?? THAT CHAIR??? That chair is a straight up ho-bag and y'all knows it. I saw that chair offering her 'fold ups' to a bunch of hobos behind the Home freaking Depot, fo realz.
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Dear Spectacular,
I myself, am a female, or as you refer to us "strictly a lady." I would like you to know that a real, classy, lady like myself DOES NOT find a grown ass man, wearing Fruit of the Loom briefs (or that horrible red bikini brief from Fredericks of Hollywood), and rockin' that fake ice that you probably got from the jewelry counter at Wal-Mart, grinding and raping an innocent metal chair, attractive or sexy in any way shape or form. Sh*t is disgusting, fruity, nasty and a down right embarrassment. I know times is hard, but humping chairs in the bedroom of your sublet is not cute. Please find a hobby. Enroll in community college or something, your speech could use some work too. Thank you, now please go sit your dumb ass down somewhere...but not on that chair!
-Topanga
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Submitted by Lala11_7 on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:34am.
I'ma let ya'll in on something...
THE ONLY TIME WOMEN FIND GRINDING LIKE THAT SEXY AS HELL...IS WHEN THERE IS STRAIGHT FUCKING GOING ON!!!...NOW...THAT SHIT IS LEGENDARY!!!!
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OMG ho, I love you! I was just thinking the same thing, I've never been with a dude with moves like that. However, I wouldn't want Spectacular to be the one inchworming all over me.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:33am.
I'm still a bigger whore than whore chair.
how are you? we're rolling along.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I'ma let ya'll in on something...
THE ONLY TIME WOMEN FIND GRINDING LIKE THAT SEXY AS HELL...IS WHEN THERE IS STRAIGHT FUCKING GOING ON!!!...NOW...THAT SHIT IS LEGENDARY!!!!
Other than that...we do NOT...I repeat...WOMEN DO NOT FIND THAT SHIT SEXY!!!
SO SPECTACULAR...FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THIS IS HOLY....
STOP!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT DOIN' THAT SHIT FA DA LADIES!!!
That is just gross.
Let's let him run rampant in Ikea and see what kind of damage he does.
On second thought.. no
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You say potato, I say vodka!
***Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:14am.
that whore chair was asking for it.
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Yeah, it needs to keep those legs closed! WHORE CHAIR!
How are you doing, CTH?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:27am.
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Then you'd best not bring Lord GaGa to work with you then.
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We all bring something to the table.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:27am.
I don't want to view this at work. I'm in an all-female enclosure and don't want to cause a big, randy stampede.
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Good move. You're going to want to save this for a quiet moment with some Couvossier so you can get TIPSY. Spectakalar will air-hump blow your mind!!!
I don't want to view this at work. I'm in an all-female enclosure and don't want to cause a big, randy stampede.
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Lorsque quelqu'un vous montre son vrai visage, croyez-le.
Somebody give Murphy's av the haircut, STAT!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Really now, he is just an overall embarrassment. Are there actually women out there who find that type of behavior sexy??
What a JOKE. imagine if you walked in on someone doing this LOLOL
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:14am.
that whore chair was asking for it.
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BWAHAH! That's what I'm sayin!
But in the chair's defense, when you are faced with Spectakalar in black boxer briefs, you can't help but wanna grind all up in that and get TIPSY.