Monday, June 1st 2009
The Future Of Eyebrows?
Ever wanted to look like you have two half-dead tapeworms hanging out over your eyes, but are too afraid that they might eat your skin off or something? Well, here's your answer: weave brows! It's the new sensation sweeping the nation (not really)! I am a strong supporter of the eyebrow arts, so I am behind this! If you want puffy paint brows, go ahead, Haiti!
You can even achieve this "celebrity status" look using items around the house. Just glue some old pipe cleaners or carpet strips over your brows and there you go! You will be ready to take on the world! And just remember that when haters laugh and throw leaves at your worm brows it's just because they are JEALOUS! Excuse your beauty!
Thanks DJ & Milee
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Haiti for Hot Slut of the Week please!
Tracy Lynn:
yes i've heard of it brook sheilds does the comcercials! i so want some but i know that shit is expensive as hell!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:06am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:57pm.
Get with it bitch.
Totally! I'm blow drying my eyebrows right now!
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Gucci,
They've just come out with some kind of liquid that you brush over your lash line that is supposed to grow your lashes out longer.
It's a glaucoma med that people noticed had the side effect of growing thick long eye lashes. It was being prescribed off label for just that reason, then the drug companies realized that they could make a ton of cash if they came out with the drug repackaged and aimed at short lashed people.
It has to be prescribed.
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The blond, skullcap-like wig, the scary forehead displaying the white worm eyebrows, the obnoxious ghetto tats, its all too much elegance for one morning.
I just want to have an EXCUSE MY BEAUTY! day a la Dlisted where Calgon will take me away, and my eyebrow weave will be the envy of all the whores on my block.
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http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
COME AT ME, BITCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhOC6sIKKdI
oh dayummmmmmmm ma waaa zet on ye head...mad orange..spykin mahh ayyysss
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Svetlana Loboda was ROBBED!
Ukraine was ROBBED two years in a row
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-3PJskLwD4
that bitch got some bulllllyyy!
u know who else got same bully? that bitch with eiiit keeeets
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Svetlana Loboda was ROBBED!
Ukraine was ROBBED two years in a row
So they guy's from Cleveland, and does this in Florida. His profile says he's a "STYLEST", and went to the school of "VOUGE".
I see.
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"Celebrity status" is my new catchphrase. Hairy string eyebrows fukken rock, and you know it h8ters....
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Plans change, Dreams never should...
I would bet my left testicle that this pic was taken in Detroit!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I am so out of the loop, again... I thought this was Lil Kim. I had the weird and strange honor of being in Atlanta for a wedding (90's)during Juneteenth (sp?) when all the black colleges did their ho' stroll... I swear to Gawd those chicks can do some weave styles that are so out there that all you can do is stare..Most looked like multi hued Grand Pubah Hats stuck to their scalps..
Go watch the other videos, they are stunning. The cameraman who is so impressed by the 'dos is the guy who did them!
tigerlilly:
thanks for the link i didn't see it. and i know what you mean about having trouble with long lashes. my mothers where freakishly long and though she loved them they where hard to handle. she mascaraed them to death however and now they're only little biddy traces of their former selves on my moms eyes. i still wish had had long ones though.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
oh good god no.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:57pm.
Get with it bitch.
Ima try to zoom in without it gettin bleury
Oompa Loompa.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
what the? gold toofuses, ill fitting wig, ugly tats...so much to look at that i can't be expected to notice those eyebrows...this is some dreadfully fucked up shit...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
*muttering* Something tells me when she gets a bikini/brazilian wax - it's a whole other "adventure"...down there....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
What the fuck.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Celebrity eyebras...it's great to dream.
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Haiti? I was expecting her to be named after some type of high end purchasable good
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You know what I want to know? how do these tacky women think they look good.. yeah, I want an answer to that. I know it's all about "different strokes for different folks" but come on! it's delusional to think they look good. That's so tacky and ghetto and it bothers my mind.
And are her teeth golden?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Holy FUG!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
flashback to '87 and gluing yarn eyebrows and lips on paper bag puppets.
flashback to '97 watching weaves get ripped out during cat fights in between classes.
i'd kill to see those brows get knocked off in a fight.
Submitted by Maisie on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:20pm
I looked at those hairstyles; million to one odds none of those girls have a corporate job with that mess on their heads...it's great to be creative and want to have fun, but seriously?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by pandasoup on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:17pm.
shes a natural blonde too
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and not a day over 29...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
shes a natural blonde too
she glued ROPE to her head!LOL
or she's using Rogain.
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"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”
- Malcolm de Chazal
She looks like her fivehead has Gypsy Moths. Time to call Terminix.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:39pm.
hahahaha. Maybe a Flowbee?
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Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@misslainey: thanks for the Celebrity Status note. Didn't know that. I was getting upset with "celebrity status" sayings. ha
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:39pm.
hahahaha. Maybe a Flowbee?
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Sois belle et vote.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:27pm.
My eyelashes grow to FREAKISH lengths and I have to cut and/or pluck some of them...
Not to mention kitty whiskers.
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Huh, wha???? *looking in magnifying mirror at kitty whiskers*...Holy Jesus! He's right!!! *ordering a 'Tweezie'*...
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Wait. Aren't your luxuriantly long whiskers used to detect the keepers sneaking up on you?
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GASP! YOU'RE RIGHT!! Sheeps is a zoo keeper in Sheeps clothing! That evil lil' Judas! I shall stock up on MINT JELLY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ghettry, just ghettry. Somebody asked what is Celebrity Status--that's the name of her beauty shop.
In about the next 6 months, you'll see a lot of this. Then, some stupid wannabe will do it, and then it'll be in Vogue within 18 months. People will have neon eyebrow weaves, plaid ones. There will even be those that will try and cornrow 'em. Then, it'll go away as fast as it came.
Oh wait found another sans Haiti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XOUELWegGU
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Oh what professional videos this guy makes! On one of the others, again featuring Haiti, he says, "tell everyone who you is."
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:30pm.
Not THOSE kitty whiskers!
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Now Sheeps, you know that's some untamed territory down in there...
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease
Chorus:
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
There are more videos of Haiti, this one here has to be the most epic of all weaves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7JXSxL7B8c
hahaha who the hell is the one talkin..he's the star!!.."celebrity status"?? wtf is that. lol. when the guy behind the cam says "I..I just wanna...touch 'em!!" lol. ohhh how funny. OHH..another observation..are those hickies on her chest??
Coma Caca!!
KITTYCATASTROPHE!
"One man's trend is another man's hustle" is my new mantra! That is brilliant!
That is all.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:27pm.
My eyelashes grow to FREAKISH lengths and I have to cut and/or pluck some of them...
Not to mention kitty whiskers.
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Huh, wha???? *looking in magnifying mirror at kitty whiskers*...Holy Jesus! He's right!!! *ordering a 'Tweezie'*...
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Wait. Aren't your luxuriantly long whiskers used to detect the keepers sneaking up on you?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:30pm.
Not THOSE kitty whiskers!
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Sois belle et vote.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:27pm.
My eyelashes grow to FREAKISH lengths and I have to cut and/or pluck some of them...
Not to mention kitty whiskers.
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Huh, wha???? *looking in magnifying mirror at kitty whiskers*...Holy Jesus! He's right!!! *ordering a 'Tweezie'*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
YIKES! That's too much nylon on a Ho's head--must weigh like a bowling ball.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:27pm.
You put your mascara on, then you notice this rogue eyelash mother fucker tryna grow up into your eyebrows and shit...Oh and I had a lower one tryna grow upward towards my upper lashes. Had to pluck that fucker for YEARS before its root died...
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Always knew that you had a wild hair or two.
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chu know it, mamma....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Forget the hairline - WTF is going on with her teefs?!