Wonky Didn't Want All Of This In Her Face
The glorious moment where Eminem's butt face got a heaping serving of Bruno's nalgas might not have ever happened, because Em wasn't the producers first choice. A source told Life & Style that they asked Eminem to partake in the stunt, but kept him in the dark about getting up close and personal with Bruno's sweet rolls. Mark Burnett, the producer of the MTV Movie Awards, originally asked Parasite Hilton to do it, but she turned them down.
Thank the fuck Wonky didn't do it! First of all, she spends most of the day with a hot sweaty asshole in her face, so it wouldn't have been anything new. Second of all, she's already the butt of all jokes! Third of all, poor Bruno probably would've lost his sight if he put his eyeballs that close to Wonky's crab nest.
I don't care if it was staged or not, it was still Eminem's greatest moment ever. He should go ahead and retire now, because nothing will top it.
ubmitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:23pm.
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Paris turned down an ass in her face/publicity??? I'm SHOCKED. Paris is alive because...there is no good reason for that skank to exist.
Of course it was staged. Borat & Eminem are so hot.
God dayum, no new posts. So here's my two cents on the subject (sorry My2Cents) for anyone who gives a dog's snipped balls. I like SBC. No he is not groundbreaking or the greatest anyone has ever seen, but he does the shit he does very well and he came along with a fresh take on shit at a time when no one else did. Plus he has remained in control of his stunts, tv shows, movies and did everything on his own terms, and still has that control. He is actually very intelligent when he is out of character, he's been around for a while in the UK before Ali G got picked up by HBO for the US. (plus some old interviews he did in the UK before he came to the US will have you fucking rolling on the floor) He pretty much keeps to himself when he doesn't have a movie to promote and keeps his life private and has never famewhored. He almost never ever gives an interview out of character. He does shit his way and has crafted his career so that he stays in control amist hollywood bullshit. Whether you are into his material or not, you have to admit, he does his thing and then goes away. He won't be coming out with a clothing line or cologne to shove down your throats. Just my opinion, but I saw an interview along time ago here in Europe when he was just SBC when Ali G was getting popular in the US and he was actually quite shy and you could just tell- he gets it.
Anyway, new posts please.
Paris is for stoners.
Too bad this is a no-win for Eminem.If he gets up & leaves in a angry huff-then according to many on Dlisted he's a gay bashing poor sport with thin skin.If he gets up and puts his foot in SBC's stupid ass-he's still a gay bashing poor sport with thin skin.(SBC royally deserved that second option)
I don't buy it.
This is about as staged as when Marky Mark told Jimmy Kimmel he was going to punch Andy Samberg is his big (jewish) nose.
People got to MM and told him he came across like a douche that can't take a joke while he makes fun of everyone in his videos and now he and MTV will pretend like this was all planned. Works for everyone in the end I guess.
How hard is it to have a few cameras around at an award show? They knew where Bruno was going to drop.
I can't wait for this!
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I'm still in shock over the fact that anyone believed that whole stunt was real in the first place, it was too obvious :/
As for SBC - I think he's funny, Da Ali G show can really get some giggles from me, and there were even a few funny moments from Bruno. But at this point.. it's a tired bit. It's gotten old and stale in my opinion so by the time he got to THIS character, it had already lost it's humor.
I never understood why people wore animal print anyway......it only looks good on animals to me
Those fake uggs on him are so horrible they make me wanna throw all mine out uggggggggggg
@Provolone:
Its 'Reality-tv' comedy, this guy isn't a genius or some extremely clever wit. Personally i think those Jackass movies are funnier then anything this guy put out.
I got into both of these shows, achally (I got the DVDs - it was hard when I kicked me ex out; those jackass guys were just like him lol - well, he was a LOT cleaner!)...And SBC kinda tickled my socio-political funny bone...but they ALL should have stopped at season one or MAYBE two. That's the biggest problem with entertainment today...we try to drag out the cheeeeeeeeeapest shit for the looooongest time!
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Provolone:
Yeah, I get what ur saying dude. I guess it's not the funniest shit ever, but I just gave a guestimate of what I think he's trying to accomplish with his humor. It's not the first time this type of "shocking sense of humor" has existed. But I guess it'll do for now ...
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:55pm.
I understand satire. i get that part of the humor in the bruno character is to see homophobic people squirm and to expose them as being homophobic (though when you bring that much attention to yourself is the reaction even surprising?). But at the same time when your means to that end is to be incredibly over the top flamboyant, then you're also making fun of those gay people that are that stereotype.
I think SBC is funny. I loved borat when i first saw it buuuuuutt upon 2nd and 3rd viewing I have to say it wasn't so funny. Its 'Reality-tv' comedy, this guy isn't a genius or some extremely clever wit. Personally i think those Jackass movies are funnier then anything this guy put out.
And this thing was totally planned, i might be wrong but the guy in front of eminem was a nobody and looked like he was prepped to guide sbc softly down so he didnt bounce his face off the chair. Like howard stern said...it was a blocked shot meaning they had cameras everywhere for every reaction. And wonky mcvaltrex turned them down too.
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That's the only way this fucking loser (SBC) can get his shots in:LYING He's not funny.He's not even 1/3 as smart as he likes to come off.I would'nt waste my money to see the polished turds he puts in movie theaters.I'm not a Eminem fan.Still I think he handled that as well as it gets without going nuclear.A coupla' well placed forearm shots before sending him away would've garnered applause from me...had I bothered to watch the dumb show.
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:55pm.
And damn Dlisters, I thought a lot of you guys would find it funny that SBC's nalgas were in Eminem's face. I mean, come on. Laugh about it bitches, goddman!
==It was a brilliant bit of choreography. Surely though, it couldn't have been done without M&M's assistance.
I loved it better than Susan Boyle getting beat.
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:55pm.
And damn Dlisters, I thought a lot of you guys would find it funny that SBC's nalgas were in Eminem's face. I mean, come on. Laugh about it bitches, goddman!
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I laughin', I laughin'...I just think it was all set up includin' EM gettin' all mad and shit (cuz I think dude is on the D/L)
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:55pm.
And damn Dlisters, I thought a lot of you guys would find it funny that SBC's nalgas were in Eminem's face.
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I, myself, am finding it highly amusing how all over the place everybody is about it...there's no clear winner here...
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And damn Dlisters, I thought a lot of you guys would find it funny that SBC's nalgas were in Eminem's face. I mean, come on. Laugh about it bitches, goddman!
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Damn Provolone, I thought you understood satire. I guess not.
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:46pm.
Dannysgrl is entitled to her opinion, Bless Her Heart.
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Dannysgrl is NOT entitled to state her opinion like it is fact. It is NOT a fact, no matter what evangelicals would want you to believe.
If she wants to share her opinion with us she should have said, "In my opinion...blah, blah, blah."
This man has no shame, inhibitions or hair either, come to think of it! And thank god for it, I think he's hysterical!
(probably the only balls in Hollywood that Paris hasn't had in her face!)
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Gays actually identify with this guy? He's too gay to be gay.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:25pm.
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Well, being stupid is incurable, so I guess there's no hope for you. I'm willing to bet money that you aren't so pure, sexually. If you get my meaning. Homophobes are some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.
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I just love how SBC completely remains in character doing fearless shit that freaks people out.
Obviously some here do not have a talent for understnding satire. Anyone who thinks SBC is making fun of gays rather than poking fun at homophobes is not too sharp.
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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 4:57pm.
yeah the coy over the shoulder pose sucks.. let's add the tired 'crossing both legs in an unnatural extreme angle' pose to the list as well. All the actresses do it while posing.. "It'll make me look thinnner' \
No. it makes you look like a fucking dolt, people!
I can't wait for the Bruno movie. I miss Bruno's faux-hawk though :'(
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Submitted by gia on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 4:29pm.
I think I am one of the very few who isnt really interested in SBC...I get it, but I just dont find it all that amusing.
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The dirty nail/finger in the mouth ala' Hohan was pretty good... had to laugh at that one! Plus the look over the shoulder shit (god how I hate women doing that!!!)...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Anybody remember the skit from Bruno when the wrestlers at like some trashy Spring Break Beach were all cheering for gay tv and didn't even know it? Classic!
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P-A-R-T-Y PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edgy but I liked his Ali-G character better...
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I think I am one of the very few who isnt really interested in SBC...I get it, but I just dont find it all that amusing.
i think sbc as bruno should be in a peter pan outfit like that delightful creature at pixyland...
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Bruno is my hero too! He has always been my fave since Ali G show; this movie is going to blow Borat out of the water. I mean LOOK AT HIM!!! I love how we Americans squiram at the sight of such a blatantly homosexual man -- Em included. Can't waittttttt to see this movie!
Anybody remember the skit from Bruno when the wrestlers at like some trashy Spring Break Beach were all cheering for gay tv and didn't even know it? Classic!
Hilarious and smart. It's nice to see somebody willing to take huge risks (not so much here specifically, but in some of the past things he's done) in order to point out hypocrisy and intolerance. I love the guy.
Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:25pm
Good lord, do you actually believe that tripe? That sounds like something straight out of an intervention episode. And psychiatric help isn't required of anyone last time I checked.
I can't believe there are still small minded people out there in the world.
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dannysgrl, SBC is actually making fun of people like you through this facade of his.
I can see why people wouldn't find SBC funny, but how does it make him a self-centered asshole like some people say?
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If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Dannysgrl is entitled to her opinion, Bless Her Heart.
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please tell me I did not read what dannysgirl said correctly. Is she really that fucking stupid?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
dannysgurl, are you a fan of danny gokey?
Rotten-egg, fucking thank you-I'm tired of people defending some asshat that loves to rag on others like Carey and Moby and who's "art" consistsof him rapping about murdering his wife. He looooes to throw his mother and the mother of his beloved Haley to the wolves, but can't take some good natured mocking. This dick attacked a fuckign puppet.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:25pm.
Homosexuality is a disease, like crack addiction, alcoholism and anything else. It can be cured, it is an affliction of sexual distorted behavior.
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Are you fucking kidding me.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:35pm.
of course. : D
but i dont do it and get money, i do it for the love of the game.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:40pm.
its just sad that using over the top stereotypes is not only accepted but considered genius...just terrible
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:23pm.
you're quite thick.
go else where. we don't need any more stupid here. all filled up, thanks.
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:20pm.
Dannysgrl:
Sacha isn't making fun of gays. Just like Borat, his humor is meant to be ironic. He's using humor as social commentary to point out (unfortunately) American ignorance and bigotry.
god i hope you dont believe that line of bullshit.
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:20pm.
Dannysgrl:
Sacha isn't making fun of gays. Just like Borat, his humor is meant to be ironic. He's using humor as social commentary to point out (unfortunately) American ignorance and bigotry. "Bruno" travels throughout the United States exposing homophobia -- and I guess Eminem (being so homophobic in prior albums) was a very good person for him to make fun of -- even SBC points out in his movie that Bruno is supposed to make "heterosexual males feel uncomfortable." Shit, I'm done. Just watch the damn trailer. Or watch Da Ali G. show if you really need to seek out answers.
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LOL at your over-PSYCHOanalysis. Borat is poking fun at gays themselves...from their obnoxious "look at me" behavior to them being totally obsessed with screaming out their sexual dysfunctions.
But you go ahead and think the world is laughing WITH you when it's so obvious it's laughing AT you. It's a coping mechanism, I'm sure.
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Seriously. You can dish it out but you can't take it? I think the little bitch deserved having an ass in his face. It was hilarious!!!"
Exactly, my friend. That's why to me, he's a pussy.
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