Bitch Is Scared!
Ass-Roidy's former and current fuck time friend almost crossed paths this weekend at the Polo Classic (aka The Hot Ginge Appreciation Party), but one of them made sure that didn't happen. Kate Hudson, who is currently whispering sweet nothings into A-Roid's dick hole, did whatever she could to stay away from the EVIL VADGE!
When Kate first arrived, she sat in the front of the VIP section, but she quickly shuttled her ass to the back after she heard Madonna and children (that includes you, Baby Jesus) had just arrived. One guest told Gatecrasher, “Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna. She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match. I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!”
Another guest said that Vadge didn't even lay one queef over the presence of Kate Hudson and her stuffed jelly donut face. The other guest said, “Madonna literally didn’t care. She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy denim outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn’t need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee.”
Queen Bee? Ick. Nast. Regina George, she ain't!
I hope that while Kate Hudson was hiding out in the back, she found some fucking dignity. I mean, hiding from Vadge and taking a dildo to A-Roid's ass in the same week?! Although, it's a good thing she doesn't have any balls, because if she did, Vadge would've sniffed 'em out and swallowed them whole anyway.
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As much as I sometimes don't like Madonna, they should have given her that child for adoption. David B looks great! He's growing quickly.
OH MY GOD. MaWHOREa looks like a 65 year old chubby dude; no wonder Kate Hudson's afraid of her. She has got to be the UGLIEST thing I've ever seen. Add to that her pathological demanding personality & her being a controlling twat, and you've got a recipe for the world's nastiest woman. What a bitch...
Kate Hudson's new dark hair do is straight out the trailer. She strikes me as the bottom ho, the one that will do whatever it takes to get her man. She will suck him off in the parking lot if it will get her some attention. Madonna is a dominant top and seems to always be in the driver's seat with her conquests.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
wow, i never realized how fucking ugly vadge is. her face is too drawnand it makes her look 900 yrs old. and why does her jaw bone come to a point?
gross, yall.
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Submitted by moriah on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:47pm.
I'm sorry, but I honestly doubt Madonna was/is fucking either A-Rod or Jesus.. it's all BS.
Agreed! She desperately tries appear hot and relevent but in reality gives off an asexual vibe.
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Thank you! This is all made up PR bullshit as if we care about any of them!
Madonna looks like a dude.
Kids are the only redeeming thing about those pics.
Madonna in that hat and denim *shudders*
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Cheezuz Madonna..if I had the Baby Jesus in my palm of my hand I wouldn't be walking around looking like Andy Capp. Has she just given up?
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Kate is just mad cuz she is the only person in the world who is a bigger whore then Madonna.
"Kate Hudson just missed an opportunity to become a national hero. She should have stayed where she was. If Madonna gave her a problem, then she should have seized on the opportunity to knock her the fuck out."
My thoughts exactly. I do not understand the whole Madonna thing. Never have.
I would have hoped a 50 year old Madonna would stop all the desperate acts to get attention. (Geez anyone can tell Baby Jesus is using her.) So she just looks foolish dragging him all over the place as her new pet.
Lord knows I am stunned she has not gone to the fertility doctor to get pregnant. Just to get the press for it.
If there is any kind of karma... Baby Jesus will end up knocking up one of the Nannies.
Why was Kate hiding from granny? What was she going to do sick Jesus on her?
In the 7th pic, I thought it was Mark McGrath.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
AH HA HA HAHAA! Madonna doesn't care if someone takes her sloppy seconds. She was DONE with A-Roid.
Although, like Kate, I will do almost anything to avoid a confrontation.
Like Madonna would even glance KH's way. please.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:14pm.
ha ha . And yes please.. i'd watch that mess!
Damn, I wanted to see a cat fight!
OK, Marc Jacobs was schmoozing with both of them in these flicks. Was he being a shady Heather and trying to stir up drama 'twixt the two?
Kate should be used to having to fight chicks since she is always fucking someone's man.
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Kate Hudson needs to fucking grow up, like Madonna cares if she whores it up with A-Rod, she has Baby Jesus now and he looks a 100 times better than A-Rod does anyway. Geez, girlfriend is beyond STUPID...she's like almost 30 and pulling this asinine high school shit. Madonna is so above all that (even if she looks like she isn't, lol!), but she is intimidating with her vadge of steel, no doubt!
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Madonna could have inhaled too hard and sucked Kate right into her giant vagina...that would be something to see!
Fuck me running......
Madonna's kids are fug. Even the one she bought is ugly. And, yes, I am picking on children today.
Submitted by moriah on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:47pm.
I'm sorry, but I honestly doubt Madonna was/is fucking either A-Rod or Jesus.. it's all BS.
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I agree, but everybody talks about it so who's the stupid one here ;)
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:35pm.
Maybe she moved away becuz of the smell.
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That, too!
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Awww hell no!
I wouldn't move an inch for either one. Pffft.
Kate sickens me and Madonna does too.
Baby Jesus is giving off the fakest smile ever in the 1st thumbnail, second row. Even with sunglasses on it looks fake.
Rocco is super cute and David looks like he's going to be a giant. Isn't he only about 4 or 5?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Kate Hudson just missed an opportunity to become a national hero. She should have stayed where she was. If Madonna gave her a problem, then she seized on the opportunity to knock her the fuck out. Madonna does yoga, not Jiu Jitsu. You know that bitch can't fight. Kate looks small and scrappy. Also, having no tits makes her swift and aerodynamic. She looks super-shady too, like she ain't afraid to put some teeth on ya if she thinks she's losing.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Madonna is fucking tiny! she so could've taken her.
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Has Vadge been at the face filler again???
Is that Mark Jacobs next to her-he sooooo hot....
Yeah I know hes a fag with lots of sleezy boyfriends that take his cash but hes still hot hot hot....
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Kate Hudson just missed an opportunity to become a national hero. She should have stayed where she was. If Madonna gave her a problem, then she should have seized on the opportunity to knock her the fuck out. Madonna does yoga, not Jiu Jitsu. You know that bitch can't fight. Kate looks small and scrappy. Also, having no tits makes her swift and aerodynamic. She looks super-shady too, like she ain't afraid to put some teeth on ya if she thinks she's losing.
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she should be skeerd of madonna. vadge could squish her her fatty neck flat between her iron thighs.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Just runnin scared each place they go
So afraid that Vadge might show
Yeah, runnin scared, what would Kate do
If Vadge came back and wanted A-Rod
Just runnin scared, feelin low
Runnin scared, of that haggard ho
Just runnin scared, afraid to lose
If she came back which one would A-Rod choose
Then all at once Vadge was standing there
So sure of herself, her head in the air
Kate's heart was breaking, which one would it be
A-Rod turned around and walked away with Jesus.
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Some men search for silver, some for gold
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All I ever need is you...
Kate is right to be scared of Madge. Anybody in their right mind would be.
Poor Baby Jesus! I wonder if he's started drinking yet.
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Gretchen: Caller ID
Regina George: Not when you connect from information.
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madonnas face grosses me out. everything else about her does, too, i guess.
Submitted by moriah on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:47pm.
I'm sorry, but I honestly doubt Madonna was/is fucking either A-Rod or Jesus.. it's all BS.
Agreed! She desperately tries appear hot and relevent but in reality gives off an asexual vibe.
Madonna already won round 1 by having Katie poo running for the hills. At least Madonna has contributed some decent songs, Kate Hudson butchered You're So Vain, and that is just unforgivable.
Wait till Kate starts dating Sean Peen.
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"But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!”
Yeah, me too.
Because of suddenly emerging STDs and the ex's gnarled, limp and abused willies.
I'm sorry, but I honestly doubt Madonna was/is fucking either A-Rod or Jesus.. it's all BS.
She couldn't possibly been scared by Madonna's resemblance to a Pterodactyl.
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I can't get over how just a hair color change has transformed Kate so!
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The Gristle Monster will consume Kate whole and spit out the hair, teeth, and implants. I don't blame her for keeping a wide berth.
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I wouldn't piss down either of their throats if their stomachs were on fire.
Why did Madonna have those huge cheek implants put in? It's so gross.
I guess people should stay away from Madonna because...ehh..in order to stay away from her.
Two ugly chicks messing with one roidy dude. Fabulous!
Mmmm, I love Veuve Clicquot. I wish I had a bottle in my desk drawer ala Mr. Grant. My back is killing me.
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She's flat and that's that!
Jesus is pretty. Check out that scary old man hand behind Madonna's son - it's hers! ACK!
Doesnt Kate know Madonna isnt going to call her out in public & make herself look bad, she will toy with destroying her life later in private...
I am all for smaller breasts, (I think mine are a tad too big), but Kate is flat beyond comprehension. Usually I think clothes fall much better on someone thin with smalller tits, but Kate continually fucks up that theory. 90% of the time she looks like utter crap in her clothes.
I'd like to see Kate and SheHulk battle it out in a Singapore-style cage match hovering over a pit of cobras.
That's the only way you'll ever catch me seeing these 2 in anything. They're not worth a dog's fart.