Open Post: Hosted By The Literal Version Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart

saw no mention of these two links.... and they are way better than total eclipse of the heart. (along with take on me, which was already listed) .... much, much better!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6342db2270/head-over-heels-literal-vide...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/16e4ead1dc/under-the-bridge-literal-vid...

Michael K, the world is a better place for having you in it. This sheer brilliance has changed my life.

Thank you

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Unfortunately most of the others are not as good. But then they don't have as much fuckery to work with as this one!

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Submitted by kms on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 6:48pm.

Loooove it. There's also another good one A-Ha's 'Take On Me' (skip to 0:35 to miss all the boring chit chat)

Nice!! Thanks.

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THAT was brilliant! Thanks, MK. I never knew these existed and now I'm gonna be up all night watching the others!. Good thing I am tivoing The NJ housewives!

hell ya, bitch fight between Speidi and others on show. everyone hates them!

I found a HOT place for u guy

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If you want- know more single fri-ends, even l-over, please have a try. you will be ple surprised after you join it. lol

http://Seekmuslim.com

Loooove it. There's also another good one A-Ha's 'Take On Me' (skip to 0:35 to miss all the boring chit chat)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnjYrP5J6rE&feature=PlayList&p=5DCD3D789D...

Literally had me crying and I am pretty sure I felt a bit of wee.

I'm on YT watchin the housewives of Jersey. It's the greatest thing ever!

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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09

"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09

I am wasting time on youtube watching Pink videos.

so.
fucking.
bored.

*stabs self in the eyeball with mechanical pencil*

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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight

That shit was hilarious :D

What a s l o w dlisted day.

"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 4:03pm.
I guess nobody's perfect.
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interesting. i need to learn more about Ben

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I don't want to work today.

I'm all bloated and grumpy and tired. Ive been awake since 3am.

Getting stabby.

Ahh.. can't figure it out what this OP is about!

"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:56pm.

I love Ben too. The only thing that saddens me about his story is that my namesake, his wife Deborah was afraid of sailing to Europe, so they were separated for many years while he was in France and England. She died a continent away from her love.
Ben also wasn't too good to his daughter, Sally, who tended to him in his last years.
I guess nobody's perfect.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Oh. I like hypotheticals!!!

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Submitted by FireCat on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:57pm.
Dyslexic agnostic insomniacs lay awake all night, wondering if there is a doG.
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ahahaa! how did you know i wonder about dogs?!

;D

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KD- i did a second one bc i didn't like how the first was a little blurry. so it's there if you can be bothered again! :)

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It was a hypothetical, event.

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Dyslexic agnostic insomniacs lay awake all night, wondering if there is a doG.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:42pm.
Benjamin Franklin on religion in 1753:
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that quote is totally cool. i could deal with religion if it focused on practical issues of helping people and being kind, instead of judging & inflicting morals on others (and SHOOTING DOCTORS).

i love Ben Franklin, the store and the guy.

seriously, i knew i loved Ben F. when i read he used to sun himself every morning buck naked in his front window. that and many other reasons

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:49pm.
Thanks, Bitchette! I changed my avie, but for some reason it doesn't show up for a little while.
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Took mine awhile, too. I noticed I had to delete my old picture, then go back and upload the new picture. It's a mindscrambler.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:39pm.

I would not even care if my in-laws saw my disgusted face after announcing their attendance on my honeymoon.
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Whaaa..???

Are you getting married? I thought you hated your bf?

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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....

M.E.,

Glad he is not pleased. You are the parents no one else. Period.

Lava,

That poor groom must have been mortified. Crazy doesn't cover it.

Ah bottom line, religion makes us think to hard. Going to drink beer in the park with the dog.

Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:49pm.

welcome! :)

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Thanks, Bitchette! I changed my avie, but for some reason it doesn't show up for a little while.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:38pm.

Oh Stoney! *splashing Stoney with water*

US Magazine got some splainin' to do.....

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:30pm.

check your face book beesh.
it's a quick and dirty job but should be good for an avie. :)

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Benjamin Franklin on religion in 1753:

"The faith you mention has doubtless its use in the world; I do not desire to see it diminished, nor would I endeavour to lessen it in any man. But I wish it were more productive of good works than I have generally seen it: I mean real good works, works of kindness, charity, mercy, and publick spirit; not holiday-keeping, sermon-reading or hearing, performing church ceremonies, or making long prayers, filled with flatteries or compliments, despised even by wise men, and much less capable of pleasing the deity. The worship of God is a duty, the hearing and reading of sermons may be useful; but if men rest in hearing and praying, as too many do, it is as if a tree should value itself on being watered and putting forth leaves, though it never produced any fruit."

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Lava- they might be able to do something though. i mean, you can change your plane seating before flights, i'd imagine they might be able to change rooms. Not that it matters anymore since they are there now, i guess.

I would not even care if my in-laws saw my disgusted face after announcing their attendance on my honeymoon.
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http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/see-what-stars-look-like-with-kate-goss...

*dies*

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:34pm.
Lava- I would for sure try and get my room far away from them and probably just maybe arrange to meet for a meal a day or something. But heh, I don't think that will ever happen to me!

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The only problem with that is the happy couple didn't plan the trip, the parents did. They didn't know about the "gift" til the reception. I would've loved to see their reaction at his parents inviting themselves on their honeymoon. It's pretty sick IMHO. It's one thing to pay for everything and drive them to the airport, but it's a completely different thing to be right there next to them for 2 weeks. It's creepy.

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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09

"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:26pm.

Yeah, I find that the 'thou shalt not judge' thing is the hardest for them to actually put into practice.
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Exactly! They are the most judgemental of all! Shoot, my bf lives with me and I haven't even told my parents. I've managed to keep it from them somehow. I will probably get some sort of lecture when/if they find out.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:22pm.
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They are going with them? That is cruel and rude. She may be in for a world of Mamma's Boy hurtin. ACK!

My Dad's brother & sister in law live where my grandmother does and she goes through their drawers in their house and pulls the sex toys out and leaves them on the dresser, like 'I know what you're doing.' Bitch is crazy!

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Ew. That is horrifying. Why would you want to touch someone else's sexy toy's? WHY?

And quite honestly, it takes some balls to invite yourself to your son's fucking honeymoon. And the sad thing is, the groom didn't know about it til they annouced it at the reception in front of all the guests. I'm happy for the bride and all, but at the same time, I hope she and her husband stay far the fuck away from his parents. They'll be happier that way.

Bitches be crazy!

Edited: I think they're going to Hawaii or some shit like that. Way to ruin a fun trip!

@ Stoney

EXACTLY! And those mother fucking fucks did it on purpose. There were 50 people there total, and we knew, maybe 5 out of the 50. SO inconsiderate. My SO was pissed. They were fully aware that we all wanted to sit together, but they wanted to be controlling assholes and sat us all away from each other. We ended up leaving before they served dinner and SO and I went and got wendy's instead and had a MUCH happier evening!

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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09

"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09

Lava- I would for sure try and get my room far away from them and probably just maybe arrange to meet for a meal a day or something. But heh, I don't think that will ever happen to me!

Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:26pm.
I am kind of put off by "the Church" right now too. I used to go to a megachurch and even worked at one for a while, so I saw firsthand the politics and junk and just blah. I can't even get into it right now. The worst part is that if I went back there and spilled about my "sins", they would never look at me the same, whereas all my other non-church friends are the most accepting, loving people I know. It's a little rediculous.
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Yeah, I find that the 'thou shalt not judge' thing is the hardest for them to actually put into practice.

EEG - BH isn't pleased. At all.

This video is more fun if you sing "Every now and then I have to fart".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

In-laws are a funny thing. My bf's mom plays off that she really likes me, but I know she has her issues with me. She pretty much has accepted me into the family, probably because she knows it is inevitable, but then someone tells me that she told her that she doesn't want him to get married and she wants him to be single. I don't get it but I don't really care either.

Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:26pm.

eggsactly. i don't know any one who was made better by church.
either you're a loving, empathetic, non-judgmental person, or you're not. regardless of whether you even believe in God or not.

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DQ- I am the lucky one. I'm going through some rough times at home and she saves me every time she looks at me with her big eyes and her little crooked teefs. She got out last week and chased the big pit bull next door back into her own yard (big scary looking but very sweet pit bull.)
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"The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister!"

I am kind of put off by "the Church" right now too. I used to go to a megachurch and even worked at one for a while, so I saw firsthand the politics and junk and just blah. I can't even get into it right now. The worst part is that if I went back there and spilled about my "sins", they would never look at me the same, whereas all my other non-church friends are the most accepting, loving people I know. It's a little rediculous.

Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:16pm.
The groom's parents presented the happy couple with a cruise for their honeymoon. AND HIS PARENTS ARE GOING WITH THEM.

hahahahaha. Not a good sign for the bride's future.

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@Lava, plus a cruise could be an entire mess if you're sea sick. Not a great idea for a honeymoon unless you're a seasoned cruiser. It's not going by Somalia is it? That may be her only chance to fix the crappy in-law situation.

Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:16pm.
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They are going with them? That is cruel and rude. She may be in for a world of Mamma's Boy hurtin. ACK!

My Dad's brother & sister in law live where my grandmother does and she goes through their drawers in their house and pulls the sex toys out and leaves them on the dresser, like 'I know what you're doing.' Bitch is crazy!

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:20pm.

i think i would suddenly get stomach flu and have to take a rain check the day before! but oh- no you guys go ahead. GO.

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