Monday, June 1st 2009

Pink Wants To Wear Kanye

If Pink could, she would wear a furry bra made out of Kanye West's nut bush and chaps made out of his skin (how very Buffalo Bill of her). I think we all do, but Pink has her own reasons. At Stella McCartney's fashion show in March, Kanye made Pink so angry that she could've eaten a strap-on. In an interview with FHM (via The Sun), Pink says that Kanye West hates furry little creatures.

Pink said, "Kanye West is the person pissing me off right now. I was at STELLA McCARTNEY's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West. The entire time Kanye is going, 'They need more fur in this show'. He just wouldn't shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he's saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I'm like, 'You're an idiot!' There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he's up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur."

Kanye's MacBook Air can stop shaking in fright, because I doubt this has made the mighty Lord of the Caps-Lock mad. In fact, Pink gave him an idea. Why wear animal fur when you can wear something even better: A KANYE SKIN SUIT! Kanye popped a nut thinking of a world with a million Kanyes walking around. Cloning gone wrong! Thank you for that, Pink.

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Pink can take him. Don't type Kanye, or it's the last thing you'll do.

Candy Lynn's picture

without bodyguards and mano a mano.......I bet my precious dollah that Pink can beat this Ugly Idiot!

Candy Lynn's picture

All LOVE for PINK

when everybody is ass-kissing this No-Talent Ugly Ass Idiot, Pink has no fear trashing him.... ha ha ha

kanye's momma died for fashion. pink should say
"u should cut up a few of ur big momma's coats and make u some new ones. u has u enuff fur, squirrel cheeks, nuttin else has to die"

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I think we can all agree wearing fur is absoulutly a dispicable thing that humans do. I am NOT against people killing animals for meat but to kill an animal strictly for its fur is revolting on so many levels.

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Oh yeah, Oceania, HOW DAAARE ANNNYONNE fuck with SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY! Please, he fucking needs euthanized. He's an insufferable cunt who deserved Heather Mills. She should have bashed his skull in with her prosthetic when she had the chance.

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I ove P!nk so much more now...

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Kanye was probably fucking with those tree hugging hippies (ha I kid I kid, yeah killing animals to make clothes is wrong, whatever)

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Pink should wise the fuck up and learn a thing or two about what PETA is really all about. If she really wants to help animals, her money and support sure as hell shouldn't be going there.

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Submitted by menyc on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:36pm

Agreed. And I'm sure Pink could beat his ass.

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You know, tho - I even think she took it too seriously. A REALLY good statement would have been
Kanye! *shakes head, rolls eyes* What a fool!

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Oceannia420's picture

♪ How fucking rude of him to talk about fur to Paul McCartney and Pink. Everyone know how PM feels about the animals and being a vegi himself. Someone really does need to skin his ass.. LOL

I would love to see Pink beat the crap out of Kayne. My respect for her just jumped eleventyfive per cent for calling him out.

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Quick, someone needs to rescue Kanye's MacBook before it's too late!

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Damn, Pink looks pissed in that picture. Probably already wanting to punch the dumb fuck. It would suck to be stuck in a seat next to his greatness, Kanye for 2 hours.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks: "If I'm forced to choose between Kanye and PETA, I choose Kanye. That's how much I loathe PETA.

Me too. And I kinda like how Kanye was stirring up trouble. I can't stand him, but this made me laugh a little.

Submitted by Provolone: "They need more fur in this show" a sentiment all straight men share from time to time

Exactly.

Lala11_7's picture

Well...

Now that the story is hitting all of the sites...I can see Kanye sharpening his nails and getting ready to fuck his keyboard UP!!!

Ladies...I'ma tell you something...you don't EVA want to go toe-to-toe with a Queen!!! And Kanye is KING OF THE QUEENS!!!

(and by the way, you don't have to be a guy and take it up the ass to be a Queen...BELIEVE ME)!!!

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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:24pm.
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I love that whole Chris Rock bit! "You didn't see shit 'cuz you was DOIN' shit!"

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Whenever I hear Pink's songs for the first time...I like them (I wouldn't say 'love' but I do like them), but I picture her as some ultra-obnoxious twenty something Jersey Guy. No lie.

I always knew Kanye was a trick. He's fun when he finds a hook to sway on but he's hardly remarkable in any way.
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freebird's picture

I don't know what you h8ers are talkin about. Kayne is just doin his 'I don't read books cuz I talk to people' thang. Keepin it real. Real dumb.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:07pm.

Pink looks like Aaron Carter in one of his "I'm totally ghetto and I smell really bad" moods.
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HAHAHAHAHA I totally see it.

They both have crappy lyrics but I can take Pink more than I can take Kanye.

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LMAO @ Sally's avie! ♥

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You know one punch from P!nk would shut that little mofo down quicker than the cops issue Amber alerts for OctoMess's spawn.

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I like Pink, I hate kanye, is all good for me.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

poon's picture

This makes me love Pink even more.

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My main hooker dramaqueen helped me in it's creation. I owe it all to her.

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If I'm forced to choose between Kanye and PETA, I choose Kanye. That's how much I loathe PETA. Extremist hypocritical crazies. They'd push a little old lady into traffic to get to a stray cat. A stray cat they'd probably later euthanize.

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Kanye is a knuckle dragging, mouth breather of a jerk .. what did you expect Pink?

They think strutting around in fur and showing off they rides on Cribs is the measure of success.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:12pm.

testing new avie....

LOL it looks so much like kate.

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2Di4's picture

I don't want to wear him. But gayfish with a little citrus salsa and some rice sounds like a delicious dinner.

I do have to say that red thing Pink is wearing is pretty fug. She looks like a british revolutionary war soldier with a bad blonde efron 'do.

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testing new avie....

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"They need more fur in this show" a sentiment all straight men share from time to time

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what is he doing at Stella McCarthy? that's a woman's show. but yeah Gayfish is a mindless douche.

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uh, i think kanye knew exactly where he was and who he was talking to. i have no idea why he would want to act like that or stir shit up, but there was some reason.

and i love him as a rapper and producer. :P

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That might be funny... if I was NINE! But even then, I'd still be embarrassed for him...

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Kanye West is an idiot, and it's laughable.

What's sad is that some people think that he actually has talent, because the MTV world corporate whores pander to the lowest common denominator and promote a no-talent slag like Mr. West. A fucking waste, he is.

I actually can't talk about this anymore, it's too upsetting.

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God, Kanye really is a fucking retard.

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Good luck finding any balls on that Gayfish.

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In Kanye's world,there is Kanye and then there are people who worship Kanye; the only voice he hears is his own. Pink should get ready for an ALL CAPS Kanye-o-gram.
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Pink looks like Aaron Carter in one of his "I'm totally ghetto and I smell really bad" moods.

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No Words's picture

Pink looks nice in this picture...Kanye looks like the double-douche he is. And anyone who wears fur is a superficial jackass.

KD's picture

The idea of Kanye Fur is making me a little nauseous.

B-J-B-J-B's picture

This story is from March, it's now June. Guess there's not much happening or MK has hit a wall. Come on ASS FUCKS of the world.... do something, anything!

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My money is on Pink in a steel cage match vs Kanye.

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go Pink....punch Kanye in the face.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

Salem13's picture

Ugh, I've always hated "I'm such a badazz rebel punk!!!!1" Pink.

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