Twit & Twat Want Out
I wish there was such thing as CLT+ALT+FLUSH INTO THE TOILET, because that's where this picture belongs. So why is Horsey Montag's face slowly melting into her lap? It's because she's got the sads. Well, also her face is 99% plastic and the Costa Rican heat is turning it into an overcooked Shrinky Dink, but mostly because she's sad. Heidi and her walking fleshy pube bush husband, Spencer Twatt, have been in South America for just a couple of days filming I'm A Famewhore, Give Me Relevance and they already want out! The reality show premieres tonight and Twit and Twat have already threatened to walk off twice!
A source told Ryan Seacrest that on day one of filming they complained about the conditions. The show is about a bunch of celebwhores trying to survive in the middle of the jungle, but these two dick farts thought they would be living the life. The source went on to say, "They wanted to be treated like stars. Spencer literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan."
They also complained that the rest of the cast (which includes Janice Dickinson and Lou Diamond Phillips) just isn't starry enough for them. The source says that Heidi complained, "I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed."
Obviously, this is just some manufactured stunt that was created to get us to watch this desperate spectacle. Like Twit and Twat would ever walk away from a camera?! Not even if a tiger was mauling their pathetic asses. Speaking of, methinks Heidi doesn't have to worry about anything in the jungle attacking her ass, because there's not a beast on this planet (besides Spencer) that wants to put THAT in its mouth.
And what happened to you, Lou Diamond Phillips?! From La Bamba to Young Guns to 7 episodes of Numb3rs to THIS?! THE ECONOMY is really going too far, but Lou had other options! Seriously, selling your ass on the ho stroll is more respectable than this wreck of wrecks!
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Can't we pay the producers to take these two asshats out into the woods, tell them they'll pay for yet ANOTHER wedding, and then just tie them to a tree and leave them there? The only way I'd watch this show is to see these two wastes of space and oxygen get eaten alive by fire ants.
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Kate Gosselin stole my hair! Thank God mine looks better.
I'd piss on her head and bitch slap Spencer and make him watch...
I'm in Australia so I don't watch that show, but I guess its one of those stupid celebrities on a island show. If so, one of the challenges should include Twit and Twat preforming the Macarena over hot coals. Or doing an 100 m swim through hot lava.
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Well if anyone watched this and will read this again, or didn't watch it, and reads this really, the best parts was Janice dickinson taking up for Spencer (it seems like she actually digs him, as a friend I mean but it's funny) and when SPencer said to heidi "this is the first time you cried for real on TV"
Wow, she looks like shit; amazing what a good makeup artist can do.
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STOOOPID. Badly edited, the "live portion" where they had their heads in a pool of spiders and bugs was actually cut-off so NBC could move to the next show. But we got to watch Heidi praying with Patty Blogovich or whoever the hell. Fail. Spencer and Heidi are trying too hard to get famous off it.
I wouldn't watch anything with Heidi and Spencer. It would only anger me.
But I especially wouldn't watch this show because they tried to get that crook ahole Blagojevich on there.
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Thanks Sheeps will do..I will enjoy. :) for all of us too. double the fun!..why did I say that. anywais...yeah I am a silent one. shhhh
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:30pm.
Nice! Enjoy. Just don't gossip about Mel's broken marriage or amante.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:26pm.
If it weren't for dlisted i might actually be tempted to watch this shitfest just to be appalled. Thankfully we have mk do filter this crap for us. I do worry about the long term effects all this viewing of reality tv is having on his mental health though.
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I think when he really starts to feel it he switches to kitties and puppies.
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Sheeps!! hello. Ok..I'll do whatever you say (opens box) Yes Mel's place is quite Luxerious and private. damn if only I learned from Katherine Zeta Jones lol! I am taking a wk off vacation this coming thursday til next wednesday so Ima be driving to see where these asses are living.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:15pm.
No, please open your boxed wine. What is Mel Gibson's place like? Huge and luxe?
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So...I am ready with my tools to go into the deep jungle of my country to get these two fools out of here!!! Any one else is welcomed to Costa Rica (specially my sexy sluts of Dlisted) but not these two twats!!!arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! so angry.
@Ethel Mertz and yes thank you, you are correct "Not to be picky, but Costa Rica is in Central America, not South America"
that is ok...MK is MK aslong as he knows I..and you and all of us exist that's ok by me. ((hugs)). Is it bad of me to open a box of wine?
Coma Caca!!
That picture has made my day.
Dude, time to go back to Geography class. Costa Rica is NOT in South America!
If it weren't for dlisted i might actually be tempted to watch this shitfest just to be appalled. Thankfully we have mk do filter this crap for us. I do worry about the long term effects all this viewing of reality tv is having on his mental health though.
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Train wreck, but will we be watching?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:59am.
I wouldn't have known who was in the picture unless someone told me. She looks like ass.
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....no she is "thunder queefing"...it's an art form.....but she's mastered the technique....GOOD ON HER!!!
I'm kinda geekishly excited about this show.
maybe she'll get killed by a scorpion or some foreign killing insect.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
I'm happily skipping that train wreck of a show.
THAT is the best picture I've EVER seen! Keep 'em coming!
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I believe this will be the most exposure these two twats have had to a wide audience who don't watch "The Hills". No surprise they are milking it for the maximum. Will I watch? Hell yeah, looks good and "Speidi" seem to have a goal to be the most reviled couple in the nation.
I'll probably watch this for Lou Diamond Phillips. How stupid of Heidi and Spencer! How in the hell did they think it would be out in the jungle?
Not to be picky, but Costa Rica is in Central America, not South America.
That's Heidi Montag? I thought that was Mickey Rourke in a scene from The Wrestler. No offense to Mickey!
GROSS, she looks like Alexis Arquette with a deep-fried face.
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OMG I love that photo. It is so precious.
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___T a ll M in g l e C o m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
Hey Horsey, why the long face? She should be damn thankful that God set her up with the opportunity to get the finances to attain the body she has because that face is beyond help...She isnt a monster face like Tori Spelling, but she is just so damn horsey its bizarre.
i hope that spencer get a rare tropical disease and dies within 24 hrs.
heidi will hopefully pull her head out of his ass then.
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They didn't even have to release this story. I'm gonna watch just because I saw that commercial where the lady watching at home said "I'd like to turn the bees on Sanjaya" FUCK YES!!!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:09am.
on a side note, im beginning to feel slightly left out wiht out the gosseling do on my avi :(
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greenfinch, the Gosselin do is WAY beneath your lovely Mrs. O'Connell (I am very jealous of your avvie and wish I could steal it, but some things are simply not done...)
I'm debating on whether or not to watch that crap. I didn't watch the other seasons of it. My boss goes to Costa Rica for business. He hates it. Hot, very humid and the wind blows all the time. Then there are the insects and bugs.....
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I don't watch reality TV, but only to see these two having a hard time, I'll do.
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LOL @ Heidi's pic.
Just came out of a deep-fryer or what??? :D
She looks like a dude. And how does she think she can bleach her hair in the jungle? Cheetah pee?
I hope her inevitable mugshot of the future is that awesome.
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ahahahahahahaha....aw, sad wittle blond idiot.
So, is Blago's wife REALLY gonna be on this mess?
I saw that she would, they wanted Blago originally.
I wish they would get Levi Johnston.
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"I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed."..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that made my morning.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:02am.
That makes me curious. Do you have gossip about Brandon Lee? Was he a nice person?
No private gossip. Just what I have read or seen online.
oh cool, this is on tonight?
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There had better be a MAJOR scratch fest between Janice and Spencer. That is the only thing that could make this worthwhile. But I still haven't forgiven Lou for this. Why, Lou? Why?????
Janice did the UK version back in '04 so she at least KNOWS what the hell she's let herself in for...
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that photo does make me want to sing...
please fix my..please fix my please fix myyyyyyy mediocre faaaccccccceeeeeeeee...mediocre faceeeeeeeeeee
The source says that Heidi complained, "I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed."
*stares* *dies laughing*
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Are these two for fucking REAL? Most people don't even know who the fuck they are. God, I wished they'd get pushed off a bridge or something.
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to be perfectly honest. i cant wait to watch this shit show! cant wait to see her squirm. hahaha
on a side note, im beginning to feel slightly left out wiht out the gosseling do on my avi :(
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:58am.
I thought that was a bad pic of Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister.
Like a bad picture of Dee Snyder's ASS!
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"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
DAMN. She is one fugly cunt without make-up.
Calling her horse-faced is an insult to horses everywhere.
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:40am.
Am I alone in wondering how these two have made it through life so far?
NO. My level of despising them alone, and I've never watched them on tv, makes me wonder why nobody has picked them off for the mere irritation factor alone.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?