LEAVE SUSAN BOYLE ALOOOOONE!!!1!!!!!1!!!
The other day I made a joke that Susan Boyle was the second coming of Brit Brit.... Well, it might sort of be coming true, because the cat lady has cracked a bit. Daddy Spears, please get on the next Cheeto jet to London.
The Sun is saying that shortly after Susan Boyle placed second on Britain's Got Talent, she kind of melted and had to be shuffled off to a private clinic so she can sleep the crazy away. Just keep the hair clippers away from her!
Apparently, Susan wasn't in a good place before the finale. Crazy doctors were brought in to talk to her. It didn't help, because she burst into tears backstage right after her performance. Susan was reacting to the audience booing when judge Piers Morgan said she should win. After the show, Susan went back to her hotel room where sources say she was acting strange. So strange that the police and paramedics had to be called.
A witness who saw the whole sad affair said, "When the paramedics and police arrived she agreed to go voluntarily. She didn't make a fuss. The paramedics calmly took her out through the main lobby and into the waiting ambulance. It was all done very calmly. They didn't want to stress or upset her. She didn't look well - she looked lost, not all there."
A rep for the show confirmed that Susan is in THE CLINIC (dun dun dun). They said she suffered from exhaustion and just needs a few days to rest....... in a padded room...... while wearing a straitjacket.
Susan is too precious and fragile for this ugly cruel world. She should crawl into her bed, cuddle with her cat friend and then sing herself to sleep. When she's ready, the world will be here ready to embrace the rainbow that pours out of her mouth when she serenades us. And if she ever needs the number of a good "doctor" who can prescribe some good shit to help her deal with the fuckery, she knows where to find me.
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Oh please! You can see in her eyes there's something not quite right about her... the emotional imbalance... possible autism and/or mental problems. She's volatile and talks to her invisible friend. She threw a fit when she didn't win. I fear her crush on Piers will result in her stalking him (or worse). And all of you have created this monster now by rushing to idolize her based on one average performance. Because she exceeded your expectations, you have canonized her and some have the audacity to say she's the next Julie Andrews? Not even close. There are many great singers, and Susan Boyle is NOT one of them. She is adequate for a church choir or karaoke bar. But she does not have what is necessary for a real career. There is no repertoire. No range of emotion. No concept of interpretation. No phrasing. No sense of rhythm. Shall I go on?
It irks me to no end that she now has all these doors opening to her simply because of a "learning disability" and unattractiveness! So what about those of us who are pretty and can actually sing? I'd blow her off the stage in a competition. And folks, I had a rough childhood, too -- boo hoo for me -- I was teased and suffered many indignities -- an abusive mother, etc. Susan had loving parents and siblings. I guess if I auditioned for the talent show and looked like her, then I'd actually get noticed? What hypocrisy. (Oh, and the name of the show is poor grammar. "Has Got" is bad English!
Submitted by dollyface on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Actually, this is a sad story - the whole thing. Fame is a real bitch. I always feel bad for the Jessica Simpsons and other "it girls" because once your turn is over...where do you go from there? Just sort of desperately try to hang on to some sort of relevance. It's just sad.
Sooo true. Better to be a never-was than a has-been.
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Damn, that was quick!
Actually, this is a sad story - the whole thing. Fame is a real bitch. I always feel bad for the Jessica Simpsons and other "it girls" because once your turn is over...where do you go from there? Just sort of desperately try to hang on to some sort of relevance. It's just sad.
When I was little, I wanted to be famous so bad. Couldn't pay me enough, now. Poor Susan. She only got like 6 or 7 minutes...so far.
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I don't get how that dance troupe won?! The fix was in.
At least Susan can take heart from the example of America's most famous runner-up Clay Aiken - he went on to make albums and do concerts while the actual winner - whatshisname - never really took off and spent time in and out of hospitals for his morbid obesity. Geesh...what IS his name - that winner over Gaykin?! I cannot remember that winner's name.
I suspect Susan might have Aspergers Syndrome - which is a form of high functioning autism. She fits the pattern - brilliance with her voice and music in general, devoted to her ailing mother, never a romantic social life. Then with the sudden new experiences resulting in a sort of brain overload....an inability to process out the junk from the important stuff.
She'll have to pace herself carefully and hopefully she won't be used by others (but in show business, it's going to be rough!).
I just hope she'll find the success and happiness that previous winner Paul Potts has.
It's kind of hard not to feel sorry for her. I mean everyone was saying how great she was then turn around and BOO her?
Most of us cynics would probably just be waiting for the backlash, but she seems pretty naive and innocent.
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Susan is not all there all right. I think she is mildly retarded or something. Hope she recovers and goes home to cuddle with her kitty cat.
I feel badly for her. A simple, shy frump with a gorgeous singing voice, thrown to the lions. So quickly built up, and torn down even more quickly.
I hope she'll be ok. I said it before, but her story reminds me of "Flowers for Algernon".
And she should have won, dammit.
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Susan didnt seem to be 100% all there to me to begin with...Not that she is batshit crazy or anything, but I just always got the sense that she had some sort of social anxiety or something like that...Maybe she has something like Aspergers, who knows?
Hopefully she gets back to her life quickly. It's hard for anyone to go from being considered nothing special to the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread, especially if you had issues before things got out of hand. She's used to her daily rituals and all of that was upended when she became an overnight sensation...can't be easy to have that happen.
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Poor Susan. Get well soon. :(
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This is exactly what Britney would be doing if she didn't have her father running interference. Susan is a lovely singer, but she's either M-R or has mental illness and can't cope in public. That's why her career didn't take off the other 8 times she tried.
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I think she had absolutely no idea what fame can bring...first, she was idolized, then she was demonized. I feel really badly for her and hope she gets better. She should go back to her quiet little village and forget about all the assholes that did this to her.
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it takes famewhoring, delusion and a really cunty-fuck-everyone attitude to make it in showbizz, look at everyone who's on top.
Sweet English ladies that live with their cats and wear granny clothes are not meant to be thrown into that craziness. I hope she gets well...
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 6:17am.
Geee here's an idea: LEAVE THIS BEAST AT HER HOME, and let's move on with our lives and NEVER mention her again.
Then she won't have to deal with all this stupid bullshit.
How about that?
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LOL! But, seriously, that's just pride, right? She thought everybody thought she was AMAZING!!!1!11! and now she's mad that they won't let her BE GREAT!....? Right?
Just goes to show you how well Kanye manages it all,achally;p
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....she looked like a wet puppy after her loss....I mean Diversity was a hot act, but they are a one trick pony....a novelty act. Singing is ageless and Susan's voice was lovely.
Happy soothing thoughts to Susan....life goes on Doll...chin up! The world knows you now....
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I'd be pissed too if I lost to a fucking dance troupe of kids called "Diversity". What a fucking load.
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Some people cannot handle overnight fame. I hope she'll be okay. She just needs to get away from the spotlight for awhile.
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i knew she wasn't happy about 2nd place. her face looked scary when they announced diversity won.
suz b. has teh aspergers
Susan is in need of some "Scotch Eggs" Tiger, not grits. Actually, there is NOTHING you can do with grits except make wallpaper glue. Cheese, Sugar, Maple Syrup, Butter,,,,,nothing makes poor people food edible.
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Geee here's an idea: LEAVE THIS BEAST AT HER HOME, and let's move on with our lives and NEVER mention her again.
Then she won't have to deal with all this stupid bullshit.
How about that?
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Mentally, she wasn't equipped for this. I hope she finds someone to help her so she can enjoy showing her talent by picking venues where she isn't overwhelmed.
It might have been a blessing in disguise that she did not win, because if she cannot handle 2nd place, there is no way she could handle what comes along with being the winner.
As it is, she will be expected to turn her 2nd place finish into a fairytale a la J-Hud, and I do not think she has the swagger to pull it off.
But I wish her the best.
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One more thing lol, last thing I swear, SuBo is lucky she isn't in America if the Brits stressed her cause no offense, well, I live here too but you know we are the meanest country almost. At least we are in the top 10 of meanest countries, I think. If people were booing her there, Here they would have cussed her and threw things or something. Even Simon mentioned something about America to her, I can't remember exactly what he said but it was negative. So I"m just saying if she wasn't prepared for all this, it would have been way worse for her here, I think. I think the British are just a little nicer. Of course the meanest country would have to be one of the middle east countries, and the second meanest too, etc Oh and yes I have to remind myself that there are like three countries in great britain all the time too lol.
I mean, I guess some people with DS can have depression too, but in general i've noticed that they seem happy, and when I see them happy I feel good knowing that they are happy and they can do a lot of things, etc. What used to bother me is when I was in high school, there would be a few kids in wheel chairs with helmets on and they looked like they weren't very conscious, etc and that would almost make me cry. In general I've always been more concerned about animals than people cause i see them more as innocent and helpless except when it comes to kids or people with mental handicaps then I feel for them like I do animals.
There are plenty of people with brain damage, that aren't considered the not nice R word. You know, the term is mentally handicapped, I guess that's the term now. As far as mentally handicapped people, like truly, I think usually people with downs syndrome have it the best. I mean.....I've seen people with terrible situations and that always makes me sad. People with downs syndrome have great lives if they live with good caring people.
BTW< WTF IS a touch of downs? Dannys? That's not possible that I know of.
My doggy in the picture is the sweetest and smartest dog ever, no lie. He understands so much english. He's only not sweet when it comes to the cat across the street bothering our cat or "his kitty" as my mother says. He runs and chases that cat off. He loves every other animal though. HE also breathes or smells really loudly by the door to check if the "bad" cat is on te other side of it.
All I can think about is this: she said she entered the contest for her now-deceased Mother. I saw that expression on her face as the judges idiotically dddddddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaggged the sit out & then said Susan git 2nd place. Doesn't she have many siblings? They should be there for her.
Yes, she is somewhat metally limited, which made all the other kids pick on her, for all I know she's 1 of those genious-types.
It hurt her REAL bad, I fear she thinks she let her mother down!
& for those trash papps, she isn't the average famewhore, she wasn't used to people noticing her much at all-& now this. Tons of stories about her. Talk about a major change-she had to become an overnight extrovert? ?????wtf????
Yes I misspelled but it's getting late,so.....
If a cat would eat their dead owner, well that's the difference between cats and dogs. If i died, my dog would lay by my side sad until someone came in teh house and got him away. That is te truth. He would starve for awhile and never think to eat me, and probably piss on himself.
Tesco-bag!!! She is the real star! :D
She's in great company if she is in fact at The Priory. Isn't that where Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, and lots others have been sent, for a much needed "rest"?
But for some real perspective, SuBo should know that this has happened to other bushy-browed singers. In fact, before marrying her pop star husband, one female rebel was institutionalized 3X. She's still making music today, and SuBo can do the same. Someone might accuse her of having sold her soul to the Devil, but if she hasn't, who cares?
Barbara Streisand has suffered a huge amount of performance anxiety throughout her career. Artists are by nature high-strung individuals, and famehos all seem pretty stressed, as well.
History is a good thing to know, and it points in SuBo's favor, if she's an artist, anyway. Famehos don't always fare so well, and their work lasts a much shorter time.
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I always thought she had a bit of the Down's, but that's just me.
It's not nice to fuck with retarded people.
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Submitted by caz on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:16am.
i wonder what she bought at tesco. oh yeah probably cat food
LOL. Tweezers?
i'm certainly not a fan of Boyle but hopefully she's better. the poor old lady.
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i wonder what she bought at tesco. oh yeah probably cat food
either she gets her chins done or she's done I'll wager
...was it the sound equipment or was she a little shrill
the other night....rigged
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"I take pride in my bitchery, but I feel bad for this woman. She entered a talent contest to realize a long-held dream she never thought might come true, and then everyone and their tranny mother came out to torture her. She has a good voice and she's dedicated her life to caring for her mother at the expense of her own.
She doesn't deserve this."
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Well that sucks.
Poor chica. I lurve me some Boyle. Hope she gets the rest and perspective she needs. WE STILL LOVE YOU SUSE!!
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I can understand that, cracking from the pressure. I bet they took her to The Priory. She'll be well taken care of there.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 10:38pm.
I think Tiger would view the eyes as purple drank garnish.
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She should go work on a cruise ship. Low pressure and no prying paps.
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