Sunday, May 31st 2009

Chicken Cutlets & Quween Call A Truce


There was a time when international supermodel Phoebe Price would've shot Quween on the Scene on the spot, but those days are behind us. Yesterday on the streets of Beverly Hills, PP and Quween signed a peace treaty. World peace is possible! Put down your guns and raise a chicken cutlet!

The two lil' famewhores put their differences aside for Quween's birfday (Happy Birfday, Quween!). PP clucked a beautiful song to Quween and then bestowed upon her a special gift. It kind of looks like she bedazzled something she found on the side of the road, but it's the thought that counts!

I know that 99.99999% of you will agree with what the camera dude at the end has to say about this mess, but I respectfully disagree. This is the most important thing I've seen all hour. The United Nations will be discussing this first thing tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Michael K


michaels queen's picture

I am still trying to figure out who this bitch is.

(michael sheen's queen, that is)

madam ex's picture

Submitted by Sexecution on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:22am.
I just found out Phoebe's claim to fame, she's the daughter of a rich car dealership owner - she's supported by her daddy.
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And what's so wrong about that? I wish it was my daddy.

Kandykane's picture

Phoebe Price is a chickenshit suck up. Grow a spine lady. If you're going to flip someone off from the fifth floor, have the gumption to back that shit up on the street.

PhillipP's picture

PhillipP.. Ay dios Mios papi, un veijo??? NOOOOOOOO I just compared mi abuelita to a pinche tranny Cubano? (assuming he is Cuban due to the high density in Miami, tho he could be a catracha like me , que no?) ...*shaking head*

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No, una vieja with a penchant for stealing cosmetics from my favorite Dollar Store. I thought my mom was the only one who watered the sidewalk, at least your abuela uses Windex, my mom waters the sidewalk with Clorox.

Caladonia's picture

This is prolly a stupid question, but is Quween of the Scene really homeless?

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Submitted by Sexecution on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:22am.

I just found out Phoebe's claim to fame, she's the daughter of a rich car dealership owner - she's supported by her daddy

--Better still, rich car daddy died and she got the lot. Rich heiress. Her mom got left the umbrella.

Sexecution's picture

I just found out Phoebe's claim to fame, she's the daughter of a rich car dealership owner - she's supported by her daddy - all the surgeries that mutilated her face, paid for by daddy. She decided to be famous and does the pap stroll for attention. She's never modeled or acted in her life. Sad desperate ginger.

She's just another loon that relocated to LA, goes to Cannes and weasels her way on to red carpets. She's just an over grown child getting an allowance from an over indulgent stupid parent her allows her to stay a dependent eye sore.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 6:32pm.

Very rare: a YouTube video that is hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
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It kind of looks like she bedazzled something she found on the side of the road, but it's the thought that counts!
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PhillipP.. Ay dios Mios papi, un veijo??? NOOOOOOOO I just compared mi abuelita to a pinche tranny Cubano? (assuming he is Cuban due to the high density in Miami, tho he could be a catracha like me , que no?) ...*shaking head*

does PP always talk like that?
she sounds a bit high on something. reminded me of how anna nicole smith talked...that weird drawl....

OT, but Susan Boyle has been admitted to the Priory Clinic.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 6:32pm.

Very rare: a YouTube video that is hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

that was funny. the singer kind of looks like 80's brook hogan at the end

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PhillipP's picture

PhillipP what or rather who is your avi of? Is that Selena's killer? Though from this angle it looks like my abuelita after a hard day of watering the sidewalk and cleaning the windows with watered down windex and newspaper.....

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It's a mug shot of una vieja who keeps getting picked up for shoplifting at the Dollar Store here in Miami.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 6:32pm.

Very rare: a YouTube video that is hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
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That IS hysterical! Jeez, I'd forgotten just how cheesy 80's videos were.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Provolone's picture

SUN: Susan Boyle being admitted to The Priory clinic... Developing...

Drudge has this headline up, i googled Priory clinic and its a mental health hospital. Way to go dlisters, all your snark put a memaw in the looney bin, lol.

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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot

Mittmah's picture

I agree with the camera dude.

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Sashimi's picture

I've got nothing but since I just posted "I've got nothing", I suppose that means I've got something in a weird circular logic kind of way.

Adding nothing to something? Is that possible?

Head

Hurts

michelleb's picture

Shurkey-durkey-That's all.

TexnDoc's picture

Eh, the first video of their encounter was better - even though this new video is shorter it seems three or four times as long as the first more funny one.

So MK you going to talk about that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" YouTube "literal" video that went viral like two days ago? Very rare: a YouTube video that is hysterical. "Even the gayest guy on earth would think this is over the t--o--p" was a scream.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

Chirio's picture

Ummm where can I get that t-shirt " Lady of faith"
hahahahaah

Coma Caca!!

mutlee's picture

Foreva 21!

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GoTexan40mg's picture

PhillipP what or rather who is your avi of? Is that Selena's killer? Though from this angle it looks like my abuelita after a hard day of watering the sidewalk and cleaning the windows with watered down windex and newspaper.....

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 4:16pm.
Hee hee--- I'm sure that whatever is was, Lovey's not too happy about it.
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LOL! Well..it was either Mr. Howell or the Skipper. I'm thinking the bitch is always gonna go for the loudest fucking cha-ching!$!

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 4:12pm.

Wow. What exactly did PP do to be wearing Mr. Howell's yachting cap? Huh?
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Hee hee--- I'm sure that whatever is was, Lovey's not too happy about it.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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Wow. What exactly did PP do to be wearing Mr. Howell's yachting cap? Huh?

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Yeah, it may be "fucking stupid," Mexican camera guy, but it pays your bills!
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Richiegay's picture

touche bitch!

Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)

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Submitted by Richiegay on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:54pm.

This has to be abusing a mentally ill street person, not fair to taping someone not in control of all their facilities.
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I totally agree, although I'm not sure if Phoebe is homeless. :)

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Richiegay's picture

This has to be abusing a mentally ill street person, not fair to taping someone not in control of all their facilities.

Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)

peopleperson's picture

PhillipP, I LOVE your avatar.

peopleperson's picture

In all honesty, they entertained me.

PhillipP's picture

I can never get enough Phoebe, she is my crack.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:16pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:12pm.

Why do I have a Captain and Tenille song running through my head?
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Ha! Cute song. A little Velveeta-ish but I like the lyrics. They have particular resonance for me.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:12pm.
Why do I have a Captain and Tenille song running through my head?
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And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle.....

Hoik!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:12pm.

Why do I have a Captain and Tenille song running through my head?
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This one? :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38oelOufDc

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joe shmoe's picture

Why do I have a Captain and Tenille song running through my head?

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Can someone please explain to me why I am only getting about half of the pictures on Michael's posts to show up. This just suddenly started a day or so ago. Thanks in advance.

Whatever's picture

MK why do you fancy this lady so much? Is it because she has red hair like Harry?

Mr. President's picture

Well, I know at least one person besides MK who won't think filming these two is stupid:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/29438

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madam s.'s picture

Are you still considered paparazzi if you're following losers, riff-raff, and the homeless? Seems more like documentary material regarding the need for more funding for half-way houses, mental health care facilities, and the need for effective forms of medication.

Mother Superior's picture

Stop posting about her! Honestly, stop feeding the monster!

Candy Lynn's picture

PP finally realized....if she cant beat her join her... plus its extra publicity..

fuzzyslippers's picture

OH HELL NO! QUEEN, YOU FUCKING POSER! TOOL!!

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Nanners's picture

It's so wonderful of PP to reach out to the little people.

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freebird's picture

PP's starting to look Adderall skinny. Her sternum has bumps.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

PP needs to embrace the love that knows no bounds and eat some fucking calorie-laden KFC. Maybe that's of cannibalism given the state of her cheeks, but FUCK she looks gross in her sternum.

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freebird's picture

Publicity whore!