Sunday, May 31st 2009
This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On
Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn't make the trip, because...well....he really fucking hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It didn't need to see Kate in a two-piece. Speaking of, for giving birth to a medium sized village, Kate is looking sessy! Bitch has got the torso of a male substitute gym teacher, the thighs of a retired wrestler and the arms of a middle-aged Neanderthal! I'd hit it.
Here's more of my cunt idol airing out her possum head on the beach. And is it just me or does it look like her belly button is slowly trying to get as far away from her vagina as possible?
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Kate sets the bar pretty high for famewhores everywhere. If she were at the beach in a mom-like onesie, the pix would be far less inneresting for the public.
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Sois belle et vote.
She really needs her hair to be fully styled, to distract from everything going on here! Without that, she's not even a little bit amusing. Why is she whoring her family on TV? It's an Octo-Mom thing, I know, but still. Funniest hair ever, though!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Wow her belly button is up high. Who did her tummy tuck, Stevie Wonder?
P.S. I love how now that everyone knows their marriage is shit she and Jon don't even bother to be together anymore.
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You can see her massive scars on the pictures taken from the sides. Her tummy tuck scars are very high on her body. No wonder her belly button is on her chin.
Don't know where this post came from.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Aww that's cute, someone put Halle Berry's orange bikini and a dead possum on a ponderosa tree stump.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
I have to admit, I love spotting OCD people on the beach. They are the ones who can't go into the water until they complete a whole slew of set-up and preparation. Then they spend exactly the planned amount of time, doing exactly the planned water-play activities. Then they come out and scrub themselves raw with their beach towel, get dressed and spend the rest of the day looking miserable and trying to avoid the sand, and yelling at their families to avoid the sand.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
In the second thumbnail it looks like the tummy tuck scar is showin' and a bit of tatoo showin' on the bikini bottom.
Womder if that's Winnie the Pooh, too?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Not a good idea. She could've found something to wear that made her look like she has a waist, but she's just cunty enough to put her stumpy body out there, emblazoned on everyone's eyeballs, and not in a good way. Maybe Jon didn't tag along today because he wasn't sure he could stop himself from drowning her and collecting the insurance money.
Shame there's no plastic surgery for an awful character.
She can get as many tummy-tucks as she wants, she'll always be ugly to me because of her actions.
I wish i was this thin! but... at least my fat ass being bigger than my waist makes a bit of a shape. I envy her skinny, but her torso looks like that of a 15 year old boy.. no shape whatsoever
no doubt she had work done on her stomach. but does anybody blame her?! she once showed her stomach on jon&kate +8 and frankly, i'd do the same if i popped 8 kids.
she looks okay imo! (minus that haricut)
xerquina, I wasn't railing on skinny chicks, I was talking about the theskinnywebsite posters...they are all anorexic wannabees!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
That belly button might as well be sitting between her tits.
clearly she has had a tummy tuck.
i guess i would too after housing 8 babies in mah belleh!
she looks pretty good considering. she could tone up a little more.
the bathing suit is horrid too.
but id give her a 6/10
Okay, she had eight kids and looks decent. But bitch has zero waist and hips, an obvious tummy tuck belly and stumpy legs. Are we sure she's a woman?
Oh well. At least we know what Blohan will look like in five or six years' time.
Man, what is with these women and their man bodies? She has no waist or hips. Is that considered attractive or something? Because it ain't...
She looks good for having 8 kids. But she has no hips at all. She's built like a little boy with boobs.
Last night I saw two women with this stupid haircut. One of them made Kate seem cheerful and pleasant. She gave new meaning to cuntface.
She has no waist!
TUMMY TUCK
Bigfoot! LMFAO ElB! If her belly button gets any higher she's going to be coughing lint balls.
In clothing, she looks like she has a nice figure. Further proof that being thin doesn't mean you should wear a bikini.
looks better then the madonna's of the world.
good tan, perfect sized tittays, blond hair, the thighs of a young brooke hogan....id hit then eat her kids chicken mcnuggets
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
She look's like a tree trunk... and all the Keeblers elf's live in her snatch and make quackers.
cankles!
Poster girl for the term, 'Beef curtain'. Please, cover that shit up. If you don't got it don't flaunt what you don't got.
FUCK!
Walking on the beach with a pail. Looking for MORE FREE SHIT!
She....THEY.....disgust me.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:55pm.
2nd thumbnail = same pose as that grainy pic of Bigfoot?
Shit that is funny! They should try to sell that pic as bigfoot's wife.
Looks Way better than I thought in a two piece,I still hate them though,she does look good though!
What she lacks in personality she makes up for in looking pretty damn good for a perpetually PMSing bitch with eight kids.
DR FUNK and Texan, i'm seriously scared, seen her and Bigfoot in the same room? Thought not! :o)
Yeah. Her tummy tuck was free. Her S-i-L thinks it was the 'seminal freebie,' that made Jon & Kate realize just how much they could get just for having a litter and being shameless about begging for $$$ and freebies.
You can tell her whole torso has been pulled and tightened artificially, and that she has to work out to try and keep her thighs getting huge.
She is a nasty, abusive, child-exploiting harridan. IMO.
Dammit EB! That second thumb is soooo Sasquatch 1978.Here I am trynna' say something nice...and you drop that bomb.Thanx pal.
Not bad actually.I've seen women with fewer babehs in far worse shape.I might be flirtacious if I saw her in a grocery store.I just would'nt follow through after she told me about her kid situation.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:55pm.
2nd thumbnail = same pose as that grainy pic of Bigfoot?
You are spot on!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.... I love it when you can randomly find at least one post per day where you read someone's post and have that sudden tourette's laugh..EL B , today is yours. *curtsy to you*
Nope, no pass on how "great" she looks since it's courtesty of FREE fucking plastic surgery.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
She looks really good. People just wish they could look that good.
No wonder this bitch is always pissed. She had a tummy tuck and this is the best they could do? That's too bad, but is still better than poor Tara Reid.
Maybe she had her tits done at the same time as her guts and they thought the belly button was a third nipple. If not, she's an evil alien. Someone better call Will Smith so he can queef Cruise smega bullets at their spaceships.
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2nd thumbnail = same pose as that grainy pic of Bigfoot?
It looks like she had the major tummy-tuck and they put her belly button back in the wrong spot (seriously)
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I'd hit that. With the driftwood in the background.
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Bottom-feeder.
Do they have surgery to fix cankles?
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Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:48pm.
paris, you're hurting mah feeling. all skinny bitches aren't evil whores bent on world domination...not yet anyways.
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Bitch has got the torso of a male substitute gym teacher, the thighs of a retired wrestler and the arms of a middle-aged Neanderthal! I'd hit it.
What is MK on? Hahahahahaha. Middle-aged Neanderthal? Did they live that long? :o)
ENOUGH with this walking incubator.
B!tch does have a hot body, I'd admit . . . but her face and personality are still fug as hell.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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...and not a single one of her kids in sight.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Not bad in the stomach area (aside from the belly button being up a little too high), but she does have cankles. I hate to talk about that on here (usually this kind of talk is relegated to theskinny whores), but those stumpy legs need a workout!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Not for nothing, but I think Kate looks pretty fucking great.
Sarong!
for a chick who popped out eight, she ain't all bad. but she got little stumpy legs LOL.
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