This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On

The fucking doctor that did her tummy tuck must have been stoned! I can just picture it: "hey dude I think I'll put her belley button about 5" under her chin - waaaaa!!Lets see if anybody will fucking notice"!

Cold hearted bastard.

parissucksliterally gives it to karen with:

"karen, you need glasses if you think that is a "great" body."

Sashimi agrees (unless I was 670 pounds, then, I guess that bod would look rockin' by comparison but, otherwise? NO! OH HELL NO).

GoTexan40mg flirts:

"Sashimi..Damn Daddy how big is your geoduck? *evil grin* ..."

Sashmi flirts back: You like my big clam? It's a bivalve yaknow? he-he-he

Lory hilariously adds:

"Oh noes! Let's hope there isn't a child #9 lost in there! Otherwise we'll never get rid of them!"

Sashimi spews on monitor and concurs: True dat, home slice! There's probably a small colony of 'who-ville' type 'children of the corn' babies still living up in that crab-grass of a bushy bon beaver. I don't like hatin' on my fellow woman-beings but this bitch takes the Mommy Dearest award for total, self-serving cunt.

That being said, I'd love to see a full on death-match with this skank and Octomom. Their weapons could be breast milk, umbilical cords and placentas.

C'mon, I know some of you would watch that shit right along with me.

I'd do her if KH8 is wearing a ball gag and a Hefty over her head.
Don't want that possum hair making a mad dash for the exit.

KH8 is a little long in the tooth to be wearing a bikini.

I can't stand her or that douche of a husband. You can take the trash out of the trailer, but not the trailer out of the trash. KH8 needs some 350+ lb red neck, in a wife beater, so when she opens her foul yap, hubby can drop kick her to the other side of the single wide. She'd eat that shit up. A strong Fundie hubby that keeps his bitch in line.

I don't understand why the common herd finds fert litter interesting. Sprogs eat, shit, and make various loud noises. So there is just more of that mess with 8. The Shiba 6 were 100x more enjoyable, and their mom had a better hair style. And I believe Shiba mommy's belly button is still in the right place after 6 bundles of joy. TAKE THAT KH8!

Off to bleach eyeballs and taser my head a few times to get that bikini clad KH8 image out of my head.

*If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.*

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Well to be honest I would have expected a lot worse given that she pretty much shot out a basketball team at one shot (with subs). Not sure I would fuck it but then having seen the chick that jon was banging - Kate ain't that bad. From what I read though the closest he is to getting any from this ball eater is in the form of hallway sex.

Who goes to the beach with a can of Aqua Net emptied on their head?

Women with that boyish body type usually have high testosterone levels. She certainly is an aggressive, dominating woman so it makes sense as does her alleged infidelity with the bodyguard.

The only reason her stomach doesn't have manatee size folds is because TLC popped for a tummy-tuck. Kate is a fucking douchebag. I hope her kids disown her ass and write a scathing tell-all when they grow up.

Is that a bellybutton or a belt buckle?

Nice cankles...

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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 4:37pm.

It's funny when people want to credit Kate with the families success. If it wasn't for her popping out those kids there wouldn't be a show. And if anybody is responsible for the through the roof ratings it's Jon. His cheating has turned out to be the best thing to happen to Kate. Now, people are watching the show that never watched it before. They are on the cover of every major entertainment magazine. This will mean MORE money in their pockets. People aren't talking about the kids anymore. They are talking about the parents. Sad, but if Jon hadn't of got caught cheating the show wouldn't be the major ratings success it is now.
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Jon and K8 are like the Brangelina fiasco all over again. The poor man's Brangelina fiasco, but still. Perfect recipe!

1 Bossy cunt
1 Cheating wuss
1 Unlikely mistress
A bunch of kids

and voilà! Enjoy!

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A few inches higher and the belly button becomes a chest button.
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Submitted by Sashimi on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 4:32pm.

Do you think her nether bush looks as coiffed as her hair-don't? I mean, I wasn't intending on staring at her triangle but, it looks like she has some major pubage. I'm talking whole eco system bush here and if she shaves that thing, the whole planetary alignment of the universe could be endangered!
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Oh noes! Let's hope there isn't a child #9 lost in there! Otherwise we'll never get rid of them!

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Sashimi..Damn Daddy how big is your geoduck? *evil grin* ...

karen, you need glasses if you think that is a "great" body.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

It's funny when people want to credit Kate with the families success. If it wasn't for her popping out those kids there wouldn't be a show. And if anybody is responsible for the through the roof ratings it's Jon. His cheating has turned out to be the best thing to happen to Kate. Now, people are watching the show that never watched it before. They are on the cover of every major entertainment magazine. This will mean MORE money in their pockets. People aren't talking about the kids anymore. They are talking about the parents. Sad, but if Jon hadn't of got caught cheating the show wouldn't be the major ratings success it is now.

Now about whether the show being exploitative or not, I gotta say it is exploitative in my opinion. Those kids -or any kid for that matter- have no business in a reality show. Sad that this abominable thing has good ratings so it will not be canceled anytime soon. Hopefully people one day tire of loving/hating them so ardently and this nightmare of a show will be over.

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Do you think her nether bush looks as coiffed as her hair-don't? I mean, I wasn't intending on staring at her triangle but, it looks like she has some major pubage. I'm talking whole eco system bush here and if she shaves that thing, the whole planetary alignment of the universe could be endangered!

I love you ricki

love or hate her, she has got a great body.

Regullus has a point though. She is an evil cunt but no one put a gun to his head to make him do this. He's either a manipulative, passive-aggressive son of a bitch that didn't care about his wife's antics or the mental health of those children so long as he doesn't have to worry about getting a job again, or he is an idiotic wuss who lets others -Kate- take advantage of his children so long as he is kept from harm's way (K8's wrath). Either way, he deserves whatever he's getting and he is responsible for anything that may happen to those kids, just like his horrid wife.

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No the reason she has a snazzy new Nissan to drive is because idiots like YOU support child abuse and child exploitation.

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Actually, as long as people feel so intensely about her -either hating her or loving her- she will continue getting whatever she wants. I gotta ask though, have you realized that the audience's hate for her has increased exponentially just like the ratings of her idiotic show?. Makes one wonder.

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How could she have a tree trunk for a waist?

She bitches and says she doesn't want publicity.
Yet, last month when she was gone, no pics of the kids.
When she is with them.
Endless pics.
She is a monster, a bitch, a WHORE, and a cunt.

She looks like a rectangle w/ feet and a head.

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I'm not quite sure how to quote yet, sorry. Yes, I am a woman but no I don't think her having one or eight children makes her a saint neither do I think the husband deserves the pass he's getting. She's definitely type A (or famewhore or whatever) and he's a type B but that doesn't make him a saint or her the devil. Frankly, as a woman, I find extreme one sided hostility to this woman peculiar.

She's a bitch, famewhore, ok, then what's he? He brings his girlfriend (allegedly) over to the family house to sunbathe. Where are the kids? He's out at bars? Where are the kids? He's a poor pitiful victim? Ok, but he gets hair plugs (allegedly), he's driving a new sportscar (just how many of the kids can fit into a two seater?. He benefits too. If she's Satan, what is he?

As to the huge exploitation of the children, well, honestly, I've only seen two segments of two shows. One the kids were carving pumpkins and the end of the most recent show where both of the parents looked hostile.

I'd hardly call pumpkin carving the height of exploitation. I think maybe the Housewives series is a little more embarassing to the participants than pumpkin carving or potty training or whatever they're showing on this show.

IRT Barbado Slim - How am I encouraging the exploitation of the children or the parents for that matter?

As I have said, I find this one sided hostility to this woman extreme and I'm not sure I agree this show is so exploitive. Basically it's a documentary maybe it's more ... staged than real but whatever, it's a documentary type program. If you want to get all bent out of shape at someone blame marketers.

Whether you like it or not the Gosselins et al, exploited their opportunities as many have and until these recent revelations more tastefully than most. See the Housewives (and many other series) which also have children involved in the shows.

I'm a bit surprised my post was a type to inspire ire.

Good lord. She may be a bitch but Jon knew that well before he married her and well before he decided to risk in-vitro. Honestly, someone has to get shit done with 8 kids. And as for her looking bad, I think she looks awesome after 8 kids. Yeah, she lacks some curves but honestly, after 8 kids, this is fantastic people.

ricki lake- thats EXACTLY what it is. She really does look like a fridge its the perfect descriptor

Kate Gosselin is the devil incarnate. She eats pig shit right off the tap before she sucks all the pig dicks because she's a sick fucking pig bukkake whore. She is a worthless human being. She should be decapitated alive with a rusty butter knife and then hung in the town square to drip bleed her body before it is prepared for ritualistic burning. Her tortured soul will remain trapped in the ether, unable to find the solace in death it refused to grant to all around her in life. Sorrrowful, she will be displaced for eternity, despondent and aimlessly wandering somewhere between heaven, hell, and Earth, with nothing but her faults and responsibility to ponder, weighed against the sad remembrances of her "hot" Frankensteinian gunt and malpractice-worthy navel. Was it worth it, ho?

Why doesn't she wear a tankini?? It would give her a waist and cover tummy issues. She is so butch!!

Instant birth control.

OK here's the scoop on her stomach : SHE DID GET A TUMMY TUCK - IT'S NOT A SECRET - THEY AIRED IT ON ONE OF THE FIRST FEW EPISODES - YEARS AGO. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE SCARS AND THE WEIRD BELLY BUTTON. geez.

My question is why is she sportin' dangling earrings on the beach? WTF? Does she always have to look "done up"? And it's pretty obvious that the children are with her (hence the sand bucket) while the "in need of down time cheating husband" is off gallivanting in the NJ malls making expensive purchases for some skank.

As for Kate's bitchy ways... I agree she can be a drill sergeant pain in the ass. News flash: someone needs to be in control when you have 8 children. There MUST be a boss. Her husband is passive aggressive and seems like a real downer to boot. Plus he had already made a statement in a magazine interview that he always saw himself as an older man chasing after 19 yr olds!! It's in print people! What he's doing now is just a self fulfilling prophecy.

I think the show needs to be pulled. The children need privacy while dealing with their parents divorce/separation. At the same time I think the public needs to cut Kate some slack. Maybe she's the go getter in the family and Jon is just lazy. Someone has to worry about how to feed the children. He takes off on his ATV and parties in night clubs while she actually writes a book and tries to promote it ... .... let's hate her! I don't think she pushed him away entirely - the fame had a hand in destroying that relationship. It didn't appear Jon was kicking and screaming not to do the show those first few years. It's only now when his wife has become more successful at this fame game that he decides to seek other women out. hmmm.

Poor Kate, all that money yet she still can't afford a waist. Sad. This bitch looks like a fridge.

Can that belly button get any higher?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:27pm.
I wonder when the last time was that she had eight.

Isn't their bodyguard along on the vacay?

I guess this means Jon's out beering and whoring in PA: no wife, no kids, no cameras.

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You can tell she's had a tummy tuck (as she has admitted). They basically cut out a ring of tissue and fat out of your midsection, stretch and reconnect your skin, then refashion a bellybutton for you. It almost always ends up looking fake like this. Makeover yourself as much as you want Kate - you will still be ugly, inside and out. Pimping your kids out for your plastic surgery funds and cutting off your torso donut will never, ever change that, you goddamn fucking piece of pig shit fuckbag cumdump whore bitch cunt. Die.

I wonder when the last time was that she had eight. Maybe a plastic eight.

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Goddamnit, I knew something felt off this weekend. I should have known she was polluting my state.

ok, only because you all are waiting for me to say this.......she has bad legs! lol

she should not be in a bikini, knowing that the pics will be everywhere.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

Considering what her stomach looked like before surgery, a high belly button and a scar is small price to pay. Her stomach was a DISASTER before the surgery.

I'm sorry but NO bitch with 8 kids should be in a bikini -- whether you can pull it off or not. Your ass forfeited the right to show your ass when you birthed that many fucking crumbsnatchers. Thats 16 eyes to be horrified and embarrassed by your ass.

the belly button is indeed freakin me out!

Submitted by Regullus on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:01pm.

I like her better than him. She may be a bitch but she's the reason he has a snazzy nissan to drive. There's plenty of families w/8 kids who don't do so well. I doubt Jon has much to do w/their success except for the sperm part which had to be helped along.
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You must one of those people (a woman I'm guessing) that think that once a woman pops out a kid she can do no wrong. She had this coming with the way she treats him; like some kind of indentured servant. The only thing Jon did wrong after buying that Nissan was not running her ass over with it.

A good thing with all of this is that because of the sucess of the Jon and Kate saga the JLo show was canned. Hopefully OctoMom will go the same way. And Jessica Simpson.

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"Professional breeders" is right Mr. President. How freak shows with 99 kids (usually the result of fertility drugs) get TV deals. Yes, I'm talking to you OctoMom!

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Sick of these professional breeders being thrown in our faces 24/7. Reality TV should be banned for the good of Humanity.

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Submitted by Regullus on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:01pm.

I like her better than him. She may be a bitch but she's the reason he has a snazzy nissan to drive.

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No the reason she has a snazzy new Nissan to drive is because idiots like YOU support child abuse and child exploitation.

I hope you don't have any kids, asshat.

:) Get Lipo all you want, Kate. It doesn't help.

I'm surprised she even has a belly button. The aliens who made her got the location a bit off and they obviously they gave her the "Bithcy Cunt" program. She is set to implode in 299 days and cunting.

She looks a helluva lot better than hubby. It's odd about the belly button.

You know what interests me about plastic surgery is how it's so bad. Maybe there's a reason her belly button had to be placed so high?

I like her better than him. She may be a bitch but she's the reason he has a snazzy nissan to drive. There's plenty of families w/8 kids who don't do so well. I doubt Jon has much to do w/their success except for the sperm part which had to be helped along.

She looks like she passed her prime.... 8 kids ago.

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