Sunday, May 31st 2009
This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On
Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn't make the trip, because...well....he really fucking hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It didn't need to see Kate in a two-piece. Speaking of, for giving birth to a medium sized village, Kate is looking sessy! Bitch has got the torso of a male substitute gym teacher, the thighs of a retired wrestler and the arms of a middle-aged Neanderthal! I'd hit it.
Here's more of my cunt idol airing out her possum head on the beach. And is it just me or does it look like her belly button is slowly trying to get as far away from her vagina as possible?
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It's so grand she can frolic in the rich resort town of Bald Head Island with Mr. Grey and assorted male crew members in her sexay new bikini shaking her tail feathers while she has TLC looking for camera ready apartments for hubby. Jon's such a dipwad he's going along with it. If he'd half a brain cell he'd be changing out the mansion locks and kicking her to the curb as she wants to do with him.
I remember the grandma suit she had on last season when she was with her hubby amazing how fresh male meat is around her (only the one TLC crew member stayed the rest have run far away from the maniacal wench) she's frolicking on the beach instead of screaming like a banshee and acting as if she's afraid of the water, and demanding Jon hold every child's hand while she stood scowling half a mile away. Where are the kids? IN the undertow being dragged away? guess she doesn't care this season.
whatever she is, for someone who had 8 miscreants come out of her stomach or twat, she still looks alot better than most women.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:12am.
Please, the only reason she cares about germs is because it gives her one more excuse to be a controlling cunt.
If you put your family's life on television for me to watch, you open yourself up to being judged! I'll knock this bitch until the sun goes down!
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Yes, I totally agree...She is a conniving opportunistic cunt & uses any & all excuses to be a super bitch & in control...If she feels any stress its because she sets herself up for it, she needs to be control so any help she gets stresses her out because no one can do anything as well as she can, she has martyr cunt syndrome. My friend & I had a disagreement because she seems to think just because Kate has 8 kids she kind of has permission to be a bitch, also because she is the mom & men generally dont pull their weight & screw things up, so most of the responsibility lies on the mom. In this case I call bullshit. Kate has no reason to a be a bitch, she has the nannies, the money, the tv show & the 8 fucking kids she basically signed up for. If her husband is a lazy pussy retard then thats her own fault for marrying him.
Hello....she had PLASTIC SURGERY. Without the tummy tuck, bad as it is, she would have a belly the size of Manhattan. Everyone has abdominal muscles under their sub-q fat, so I'm not giving her any props for having some surgeon lipo the fat off her abs and cut away all the flab. Too bad he/she didn't have glasses on when creating that weirdo pupick.
That is not what a normal woman's body would look like after having eight kids. Most women having multiples would have to live with their post kids body.
Snideychick sez:
DAMN! She be thick. And fugly.
How she managed to have 8 mixed kids I'll never know. She is fugly. Jon needed glasses to see the fug he was marrying/procreating in petri dish with.
Here are the facts. She has no waist. Her belly button is 3 inches higher than normal. Her tan comes from tanning salons. She doesn't look "good". She looks strange. Her body looks more like a man's than a woman's. And she had plastic surgery to get it to look the way it does! I think she believes that all the makeup and surgery and tanning and teeth whitening and hair dye have made her into a gorgeous tv star. It hasn't. It just emphasizes what a self-centered, egotistical witch she is. She's always yammering about how everything she does is "for my kids." She got a tummy tuck for her kids? And she goes to tanning salons for her kids? And gets her nails done and her hair done for her kids? What an awful, disgusting, money-grubbing creature.
Please, the only reason she cares about germs is because it gives her one more excuse to be a controlling cunt.
If you put your family's life on television for me to watch, you open yourself up to being judged! I'll knock this bitch until the sun goes down!
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I've worked in the medical field for 20 years and I can tell you that exposure to germs, particularly at an early age, actually increases a child's immune system. The body has to be exposed to these things to be able to develop an immunity. (Your average kid, not someone with specific medical problems.) And from firsthand knowledge my kid was in day care from the age of 2 months on. As a baby she got every bug the day care had to offer, lol. She's now 16 and is never sick. I haven't taken her to the doctor in over 10 years (except for well check ups). No joke. ***
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Thank you. Thank you. I'm well aware. I'm a parent. I know that doctors say that dirt is good for them , yada yada yada. However, it's not alot of fun dealing with all your children being sick at one time (she has 8). She's obviously trying to keep it at bay for as long as possible. Once they're in school -it's all over anyway. Mine were hardly sick for the first 3 years of life ... put them in pre school and they catch everything. I get it.
I'm just saying that people shouldn't be so quick to knock someone when they aren't in her shoes. And maybe she has OCD and can't help being anal about germs. Who knows, who cares? All I do know is it sucks when you can't get your child to take medicine! That's reason enough to whip out the Purell! :-)
God, her hair looks so gorgeous blowing in the wind. It's like spun gold that's been air-kissed by a thousand angels.
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She looks gross & masculine, they should have removed some ribs while they were in there & given her a waist...She really needs to not wear a bikini...Just because you arent fat doesnt mean you can wear a bikini & look good in it. She should really opt for a tankini, tummy tuck or not.
By the way, why is her c-section scar all the way over on her ass cheek?
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Cool! A real live Gossaloonie! SHE HAS HAD A TUMMY TUCK.
That is all.
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I got to ask--why does everyone and their mother insist on wearing a bikini, even when they don't have the body for it? Did they stop selling one piece swimsuits?
@K2: As for the "germs" comment. Again - when you have children you'll understand things better. It's hard enough having one or two sick children but if all 8 of them get sick at the same time -then she is FUCKED!! You try caring for 8 sick,feverish, running nose children at the same time and you'll GET why she's anal about germs. You would take extreme measures to avoid it too if you had that many kids.
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I've worked in the medical field for 20 years and I can tell you that exposure to germs, particularly at an early age, actually increases a child's immune system. The body has to be exposed to these things to be able to develop an immunity. (Your average kid, not someone with specific medical problems.) And from firsthand knowledge my kid was in day care from the age of 2 months on. As a baby she got every bug the day care had to offer, lol. She's now 16 and is never sick. I haven't taken her to the doctor in over 10 years (except for well check ups). No joke.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/conditions/04/05/cohen.allergies/index.ht...
Her bellybutton is way too high up. She's really thick in the middle, too.
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She doesn't look bad to me (even tho I hate her). I'm just thinking that if she really had a tummy tuck she doesn't look that good...you know? There's some muscle there that doesn't look right. But I don't think she looks too bad for someone who's exploded eight kids from her poon vault.
But put her body next to a pic of Our Lady of Cheetos. Same thing, retards. Short stocky legs, average boobs, no hips. And I'm talking OLOC when she married Fed Ex, not when she "works out" for a tour. Or put her next to Jessica "I'm so beautiful I can't get parts" Biel. Same fucking body. Not very curvy, just straight up and down.
Holy Shit!! Anyone that claims she shouldn't be wearing a bikini is a moron. straight up. sorry it's the truth (you know who you are). Her abs look tighter than most! This chic may be a bitch but she's not fat! get a clue. Have a child or two and then talk about a woman's body. She had 8 kids!!! She looks better than most in a bikini.
As for the "germs" comment. Again - when you have children you'll understand things better. It's hard enough having one or two sick children but if all 8 of them get sick at the same time -then she is FUCKED!! You try caring for 8 sick,feverish, running nose children at the same time and you'll GET why she's anal about germs. You would take extreme measures to avoid it too if you had that many kids.
Seriously, some of you are a bunch of f*cking juvenile losers.
For having had 8 children, she has a banging body.
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Gnar. Lets all lift our bongs to Jon that he left that cunt.
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I'm surprised she even went to the beach in a 2 piece. She's fucking obsessed with germs. She should be wearing a body condom or some shit.
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"...what makes this cow think she should be in a two-piece?"
Fucking WORD to that. I'm a few sizes smaller than this ho, no scars, flat abs... and I still choose swim suits carefully 'cause I care about other people with eyes.
Give it up Kate *cues up All That She Wants*
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Kate messed up. If she would have porcupined her hair up more the attention would have been drawn to her head instead of focused on her man-like body.
Where did she tuck her willie, I cant see it.
If you put your hand over her head, she has the body of marine! It's definitely the body of man, not a woman! I was stunned to see her in a 2 piece and not a one piece.
But she wants to show off her body because she's looking for a new, rich husband. Jon's over & she's on the hunt!!
There's talk they'll 86 the kids and have a new reality show with just the 2 of them. WOW! Will anybody watch her beat the crap out of Jon??
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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:29pm.
Are you anywhere near Del Rio, TX?
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My sister just announced she's going to have her 4th crotch fruit at 39 pushing 40. I'm not amused and neither are her older, young adult children.
TrashyWilma,
This was the most pathetic attempt at an avatar make-over I've ever done. If you don't want it I totally understand but, alas, here it be:
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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:58pm.
People who have had tummy tucks should not show them off. She would look beter in a one piece.
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She'd look better in a ball of flames.
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Speaking of women with too many kids ... I took my kids to the water park on Saturday. There was a pregnant woman there, pregnant with her 8th child! She just plopped her ass down and didn't watch her other 7 kids at all. Well, every once in a while she would say "don't do that", but the kids were out of control, rude, trying to take toys from other kids, etc. And if you tried to talk to one of them to explain "no you can't have this toy" they would give the stupidest look, like they were just too dumb to understand. Meanwhile, Mrs. Uterus is blabbing to anyone that will listen that she is pregnant with her 8th, but not her last, kid, and that she homeschools all of them. Talking like she is just the greatest mother. Meanwhile, she has 7 stupid, unruly brats running all over ruining the fun for the other little ones. I was just so pissed.
We went back today. Her hubby was there with 4 kids, but luckily Ms. LookatmeIcangetpregnant was not. He watched the kids a lot better than she did. Let me tell you, these people do NOT need an 8th baby, and I'm not sure they even needed the 2nd one for that matter. I just hate "baby breeders", as my daughter calls them. Too busy incubating to get off of her ass and actually discipline a child.
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Worst. Tummy. Tuck. Ever. Since TLC paid for it, did they send her to Dr. Nick??!?
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
To go with her angry eyes!
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She definitely needs a more manly suit.
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People who have had tummy tucks should not show them off. She would look beter in a one piece.
TrashyWilma:
"Is anybody willing to give me avatar (Bob Ross) some Gosselin hair? Pretty please?"
Do you have the link to the hair thing again? I'll give it a go if nobody else is up to the task but I ain't promising you anything nearly as brill as the other peep's avatars.
@ hotmami - look again, i deleted it and quickly replaced it with a edited version. damn you're fast!
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GoTexan40mg,
How many shots have you had? *pinch* You Southwest hotties have a way of makin' a girl feel downright homey. Pass the lime and the chips-n-salsa! Partay on Garth!
Is anybody willing to give me avatar (Bob Ross) some Gosselin hair? Pretty please?
Her belly button is up so high from the tummy tuck. She looks like she got that boob job she wanted too. No one has 8 kids, two pregnancies and all multiples, and doesn't wind up with two sweat socks full of sand for boobs.
I don't think either of them are handling anything "for the children" as they say they are.
Wow no waist at all, a weird azz belly button and Tara Reid fat ripples. I guess tummy tucks can't work miracles. AND with all the tanning she's doing she'll look like a prune by the time she's thirty five.
WHERE IS IT?!
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Yayyyyy! Thanks, TITS!
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She has a horrible figure (thunder thighs, cankles, no-ass-at-all, etc.)...what makes this cow think she should be in a two-piece?
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Sashimi!! breach of security... cleaver lil minx LOL. *snaps her fingers Beyonce style* In regards to whether she got her tetas lifted, she would be an idiot not to get the works done courtesy of TLC/American tax payer I forget who pays for her leisure time..
Why the hell is her belly button so high? Strange!
Wow, not to sound egotistical, but I could gain 20 more pounds and look better than that, and I'm not even skinny to begin with. She needs to get some hormone treatments so that maybe she could grow some tits and hips to balance her cankles, and possibly even calm her down a bit if that's even possible.
michelleb,
Humans are not physically or emotionally designed to reproduce in litters, so reckless use of fertility drugs is indeed a bad thing. Kids are definitely expensive but parents who want large families and are prepared to sacrifice to pay for them usually find a way to do so. Now, very few families are willing to buy all their clothes at Goodwill like the Duggars so I don't think you have to worry about large families becoming big trend. In terms of the environment some people use far more resources than others but it's hard to say when a baby is born whether he'll be a user or a conservator. Environmental scientists still have to be born.