Friday, May 29th 2009

Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Gaaaaay Fight!

Pop the poppers and heat the oil, because the biggest homo fight since Gay Al vs. Star Jones is about to go down! Remember when Gayken got all cunty and said Glamberace's performance of "Ring of Fire" made his ears bleed (but his b-lips tingle)? Well, Glamberace finally let the bitch out of the bag and responded during an interview with Access Hollywood. YES! YES!

The Glittery Prince of the Unicorns said, "I don't know Clay. I'm glad he's getting headlines now though, because he wasn't before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him."

Note to Gayken: Glamberace didn't mean the last part LIKE THAT, so wipe the scented Vaseline off your carrot and gerbil hole.

And I hope Glamberace likes Premarin in his eyes, because the Claymates are out for the blood of a unicorn! They already have to deal with desert vagina and now THIS! It's not going to be purdy.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 11:09am.
@KD...I think that's an oxymoron...
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Ricki! I've got the car warmed up and Blanche is in the backseat with her wheelchair....We'll swing by, pick you up, and teach Sensi and that 22 bitch some manners!! If there's one thing I know how to do.....it's a DRIVE BY.....Love Jane Hudson

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STSU

If you are the queenie today, would you banish my evil cramps to hellfire?

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 11:07am.

Hey! i thought they made ME the queen of the universe? :P

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@KD...I think that's an oxymoron...

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:55am.

Um, did you ever consider that maybe people watch Idol while they're eating dinner or something? It's not like you have to devote your entire life to it. It comes on a couple times a week for like an hour. What the in the FUCK is your problem? It's a goddamn tv show. Get over it.

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Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 11:05am.

ok, thank you. maybe around 7ish? i'll bring wine. :)

my DVR was supposed to record it but it was low on the list of prioritizer so SOUTH PARK and something else stupid got recorded instead. :(

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I love how others think they have the right to critique every other poster's opinions, and think they are the only ones with the right of express their Ideas.
yes, someone died this morning and made me queen of the universe in case you were wondering.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Notoriusrem_22- You pat yourself on the back for running a business, blah blah blah and not having time for crap, yet you have time to come on here and make posts longer than most High School papers?

About the "re-up" of Queen w/o Mercury:
I give you INXS (w/o Hutchense) and Van Halen (w/o David Lee Roth). Exactly. Mere cover bands. Hell, even No Doubt had to wait for Stefani to come back.

Aiken and Lambert should form another band called Kweenz (I know, too easy).

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Happy Friday Mah Main Heauxs!!!!!

glamerace has teh khate gosseline do

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bitchette- I have it on DVR if you want to come over and watch it.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:43am.

I think that button is in our minds.

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I guess the "F" in Friday is for "fight". :)

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

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LOL Jillyp..Woo Hoo!

He was a combo of Johnny Depp/Skeet Ulrich/Brad Pittish. Prolly more the look (but def Deppish)..and he's still a sizzlin hot thang. Others told me it was love to see that in him...they couldn't see it..hahaha but he will always be my love. Always.

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*stops in doorway*

Errr......

*looks around hesitantly*

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I love how Notoriousrem_22 is always bitching that we need to worry about the important things in life, yet he's here every day on fucking DLISTED whining about stupid, trivial shit like his fucking car. Peoplpe watch it BECAUSE it's mindless, asshat. Maybe you should go work on the economy since like, you know it all and then you can stop being such a mega-douche here. Awesome.

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Is there an "ignore" button on this site? I need one.

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Sounds like Gaykin isn't making many friends. I'm sure Adam has friends up the arse...

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I can't believe this is actually considered 'gossip' and that people actually watch 'American Idol' wtf. How do Americans have so much time on their hands to watch this shit, yet they are too busy with jobs, kids and life to eat well and exercise? This country is mind boggling ass backwards to me, there is ALWAYS an excuse as to why Americans are too busy and stressed to be productive in their lives yet MILLIONS of people care about this shit. I am so confused, I don't even have kids and I run my own business so I have more time then others but at the end of the day I don't have anytime. So how someone that works 40-50 hours a week and raises a family has time to devote to this bullshit is beyond me. When did people stop caring about their own life's and start becoming so completely obsessed with t.v. culture? I mean people cannot pay their mortgages and no one can get a job, 500,000 people are losing their jobs every month and yet people run to American Idol to numb themselves from the reality of their existence. How unemployed, foreclosing individuals find the time for this shit is beyond me. I guess Americans are just sitting around on unemployment these days cuz that's the only rational option I can come up with to justify this nonsense. People need to start looking in the mirror and really checking their lives and checking their kids cuz the shit I see everyday is disgusting, foul mouthed little kids with fat guts and moms talking on the phone not paying attention to their kids. It all makes me sick. Thanks but no thanks, I am becoming very embarrassed to be an 'American'. Maybe its time this country looks for a new 'Idol' instead of some flash in the pan kid butchering classic songs. If thats what makes one an 'Idol' these days then I will pass.

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Good God, why does Sensimina rant about Queen in every fucking AI thread? It's not about goddamn Queen, ho. And quite frankly, if the current band members like Adam and want to perform with him or whatever, well, at least they're IN Queen and not just some lame psycho fan with Freddie Mercury posters plastered all of their dumpy studio in the projects. Woo-oo, Freddie's dead. Get the fuck over it.

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Team ADAM! it's ON, claymates!

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You must admit, that Unlike Clay,,,ADAM Doesn't miss a trick......(I crack myself up....Jane Hudson)

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You are right about that, Deb...it is Brian May that will have to answer for the "Cosmos Rocks", as Fred clearly had nothing to do with it.
It's funny because my two favorite bands have all come to this...first Brian May overtaking Queen, and now Billy Corgan, pathetically deciding to carry on the "Smashing Pumpkins" with himself as the only original member. At least it can be argued that Billy Corgan pretty much always did all the work for the Pumpkins anyway.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:38am.
I respect your opinion, but I don't believe that Queen's reputation can be tarnished. Maybe Brian May's reputation, but not Queen's.
I'll agree to disagree! ;)

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P.S. - I'm fucking sorry, anyone who thinks that an American Idol contestant can step in and replace FREDDIE MERCURY with ease needs a fucking lobotomy.

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See Deb, I have to respectfully disagree with that. There can be no Queen after Freddie, it DID die with Freddie, and there really is no point in going on with the band. I have zero interest in any reformed band, let ALONE Queen without Freddie.
Maybe it could have been more benign if the music actually had any substance to it, but it is fucking AWFUL and to hear BRIAN MAY singing "Love of My Life" live in place of Freddie...oh my god.
Brian May is ABSOLUTELY tarnishing Queen's reputation with an embarrassing album. Seriously, "The Cosmos Rocks"?? "C-Lebrity"? Brian May cares only about gallivanting around with his fake doctorate, not the music.

Plus, at this point, "Queen" only has two original members...John Deacon rightfully bowed out and found the whole reunion to be tacky.
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:20am.

Well thank you! And you dated someone who reminded you of JD?! JEALOUS!! I dated a guy who reminded me of a hotter version of Robert Pattinson, but alas, I've had no Johnny look-alikes :( I've got me a hot ginge now, so I guess I can't complain!

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Originally sung by the Brady Bunch, I'd like to suggest it to Gaykin or Fagam..... it could be career making.

I'm gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on dancing all through the night,
I'm gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, doing it righ----eyeyeye--t
I'm gonna keep on, keep on, keep on groovin
Keep on, keep on, keep on movin
Keep on dancing and singing all through the night.

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They play Queen on a couple of the New York stations all the time. FM was amazing.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:31am.

LMAO!! ;-)

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Submitted by guilty of being... on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:19am.
harry and BBD say hi.

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Sensemina, I've been a Queen fan since the 70's, and I hate to quote an old song, but, Freddie's dead, not Brian, Roger, or John.
I don't see the harm in the band going on with Glambert or any good frontman, (though Paul Rogers was a bad fit).
The band has such a large and respected discography, why shouldn't they be able to perform it again? Those songs didn't go in the coffin with Freddie.
People sing dead singers' music all the time. If performed well, it does no disservice to the originals. It helps keep that music alive.
Freddie's legacy will not suffer because someone else performs his music, and millions who were too young or not born in time to see the original band live will benefit.
I'll stick to my old albums, but I don't object to the band reforming, if it's done right.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:26am.

That would so not be a fair fight. The Claymates are all doughy and soft from the 24/7 QVC watching and Hot Pockets.

*pulling up mom jeans, readjusting my Snuggie, & patting the spot on the couch next to me & holding out a Hot Pocket* Zappy, care to join me?
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bitchette on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:29am

The auditions, next week is Vegas Week.

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Drama Queen

I fucking hate horses but that is just wrong! A horse (let alone a pregnant horse) probably expels gallons of piss a day. They don't need to lock them up like veal calves to get the good shit.

The worst thing about the whole thing is they make a vag cream out of horse piss. I'd take hot flashes any day over rubbing horse hormones on my cooter.

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whaaaat? SYTYCD was on last nite? i thought it was tues?

shit.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:26am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:20am.

IMMA HAFTA START TAKING OUT CLAYMATES!

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ROTFL!!

That would so not be a fair fight. The Claymates are all doughy and soft from the 24/7 QVC watching and Hot Pockets.
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This is why I can't stand queens. I left junior high when I was 13, why didn't these girls?

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B-J-B-J-B on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:21am

"Ima dancer, that's what I am."

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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LOL dramaq..Confession here..have his first album myself because he has a beautiful voice. However, when his personality started becoming obvious (obnoxious), he pretty much dug his own ditch. It's hard to get past someones true self when they are just rude. That's the reason celebrities have Publicists, to keep their true behavior out of the public eye, ya know? They ruin their own careers by speaking like eegits.

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Memo to Clay Gayken ~ shouldn't you be trolling the gay erotic ads on Craig's list instead of starting a bitch fight with Glamrockcock???

Get a freakin' life already...they're on special at Home Depot.

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MEEEEOOOWWW! I do love a good cat fight.

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SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:20am.

IMMA HAFTA START TAKING OUT CLAYMATES!

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ROTFL!!

That would so not be a fair fight. The Claymates are all doughy and soft from the 24/7 QVC watching and Hot Pockets.

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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:17am.
*knows I can always count on Donnie Osmond and David Cassidy...sigh*

Were we separated at birth? I have an autographed pic of David from when I saw him do "Joseph" on Broadway & Donny autographed a pic of the 2 of us together from back when I was 7 & his voice had just changed!
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Haw haw! Nothin' beats a good, old-fashioned bitchfight!

TEAM GLAMBERACE!!!

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Zappy: Only 1/2 kidding. I have both Clay's 1st album & 2 of his cd singles, & I watched his Christmas special. I used to be a very big fan -- amazing voice. Someone needs to tell him that "Bitter Hasbeen" is NOT a good look on him!
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LMAO @ snowp

The minute Clay opens his stooopit mouth all kindsa shit comes out.

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Hey Love Anderson, I saw that! It was Epic! I peed my knickers from laughing so hard. Kudo's to Mia for making it happen and to Sex's mom for letting him do it.