Thursday, May 28th 2009

Kara Thinks Glamberace Has Always Been Out

Glamberace has never come out and said that he likes a fresh tossed salad after his dinner (very French of him) or that he likes to brush his teeth with a Colgate-covered peen in the morning. He's never denied it and he's never fully admitted it. My guess is that he's well aware that anybody with eyes (working or not) knows that he tingles for wang. We know it. He knows we know. It doesn't matter. Who cares? Right? Right. Well, Kara DiosMioSHUTUPNOW took it upon herself to comment about it on The View today (it airs tomorrow).

When Barbara Walters asked Kara whether or not she believes that Glambert's sexuality played a part in him losing to Kris, the hard-jawed snatch said, "Well, first of all, I hope not ... because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both had that. I don't think that Adam was ever in the closet. I think he was always openly out." Then Barbara, who probably couldn't hear too good, asked if she felt Glambert was openly out, Kara said, "I think he was. I mean from what I've seen ... I do. I never thought he wasn't."

Well, that was nice of her. But more importantly, why is she still here?! When Idol ended, why didn't Simon let her suckle on his tittay a little for nourishment and then shove her back into the cave they found her from?

Posted by: Michael K


I like Kara and her big mouth. I bet she is very friendly with Simon and his sugar tits.

She is a little weird. Will she stay. Can't find anything here http://scarlett-tv.com/?p=70 but is very funny read on the Kris/Adam finale

michaels queen's picture

I can't deal with this crazy cuntess but I gotta admit that when she ripped that dress open, it was like BANG!! I have 5 words for her. She must work her ass of at the gym.

MuffinAmy's picture

Sugaroo, I had to back and look to see her lashes. All I could see was her gigantic old man ears. Those lobes will be brushing her shoulders in 10 years. Trust that.

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gia's picture

Why is it so important to know these personal things??!! Why are people so damn preoccupied with someones sexuality & why would dumbass Kara even comment on it? Maybe Adam told them at Idol he didnt care of people mentioned it, who knows?
Its like the whole celeb pregnancy trend too, why must everyone constantly speculate the status of everyones uterus??

KD's picture

So this is why MK hates Kara, yet he goes and comes up with names like Glambert? I don't get it.

kanderso's picture

I don't get why you have to declare that you're gay when you don't have to declare that you're straight. If people feel like screaming it from the rafters, that's fine. But if they don't, they don't. Let them have whatever privacy they want. That's one of the MANY reasons I hate Perez. He thinks "outing" people is doing them some kind of service, but I think that's a very private issue and people should have the right to either talk about it or choose not to. What he does borders on witch hunting.

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Zappy's picture

...And besides, Adam has that theatrical air about him. He'll be fine and possibly more successful in the long run...

Zappy's picture

So why does it have to be an issue at all? The kid who won, is cute, is terrific, but he's a cookie cutter of what the perceived 'kid next door' look is. The kid next door doesn't just eat Wonder Bread anymore folks.

TheBreakdown's picture

The reason why he hasn't come out is because there is no need.

Why should he have to broadcast his sexuality on a billboard just because people think if you're not straight you have to scream it from the rafters?

I mean, look at him. Isn't he screaming enough?

Just get over it and let him sing!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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newsflash: he doesn't NEED to publicly announce that he's gay. everyone already fucking knows. it's really not that fuckin hard to figure out. why does everyone make a big deal about the fact that he hasn't actually said it on the cover of some goddamn magazine or on TV or something? why bother when it's that damn obvious? what the fuck. i can't believe anyone actually considers this shit a story. move on, please!

oh, and would someone please remind me again how this kara chick was even famous/relevant before american idol? and is she really even now?? seriously, who the fuck is she?

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Today is Hasselcrack's barfday, so how fitting that all the dumbfuck homophobes like her will be treated to the diarrhea of today's taping. Serve it up tomorrow like yesterday's runny Carvel...

moomarse's picture

she has icky skin
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:03pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:53pm.

I would kill for her eyelashes.

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You totally should. No one will miss her.

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Sugaroo Sweets,

No need to waste ammo on that blowhard Kara. Just go to your nearest beauty supply store to purchase a pair of eyelashes such as she currently sports.

If you go to her website (don't know why I did, but if you should dare...) you'll quickly note her lashes are of the store bought variety.

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Manimal5's picture

I'm not saying Adam is gay but I heard that Bow Wow Wow wants to sign him.

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simoneenomis's picture

Why is it a big deal if he comes out or not? We all know he's gay so let the guy have a little privacy.

Provolone's picture

Brushing with dick? why i bet you can say his toothpaste of choice is Gay-Crest ....bwahahahahah oh lawdy *wipes laffin tears from eye*

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mike's picture

Who was the Anoop fan, ricki lake or snowpiece? I have a new vid for him/her.

Mr. President's picture

I think he's waiting for the sky to come out as blue before he publicly declares his homosexuality.

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freebird's picture

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:01pm.

In related news, Clay Aiken announced that he is still gay. And bitter.
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LOL! You know he's just trying to drum up some coverage for his pay-per-blog.

DeeDee's picture

I missed that epi. Clarisse. *looking up The Pretender on Netflix* MIchael T. Weiss was sooo hunky.

Nuh uh, Sheeps. I'm just high on life....and maybe one delicious special lemonade.

Deb's picture

In related news, Clay Aiken announced that he is still gay. And bitter.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:53pm.
I said "haha." Yes I know. There's something wrong with me. :D

There is: you're DRUNKY.

Clarisse's picture

DeeDee!!
Do you remember the Pretender epi where he lost his v-card?? OY! I cried!

ON topic: Am I the only one that internally sings "Lambert: The Sheepish Lion" when a Adam post comes up???

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DeeDee's picture

I said "haha." Yes I know. There's something wrong with me. :D

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:37pm.
Listen to Sheeps, LAAAAAAMBERT! Be free!

I know..... Bear with me one sec. It's not even a gay issue. It's just about living one's life honestly. Adam's coyness is just as dishonest as GaGa's pretending she's an artiste or Mel's extreme Christianity.

freebird's picture

Ummm, Colgate burns the peen, MK. I gave my BF a blowjob after brushing my teeth and he had to put his dick in the sink. I don't recommend that.

DeeDee's picture

Listen to Sheeps, LAAAAAAMBERT! Be free!

DeeDee's picture

Clarisse: hahahaha Yes, exactly. I loved The Pretender!

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:07pm.
Adam isn't gay, but his boyfriend is.

hahahaha.

Dee, he DOESN'T play one on TV. He kinda pretends, so folks will vote for him. Coy, as someone just said.

To be really free, each gay person needs to have a Rosa Parks moment when the person proudly sits in the front of the bus. Otherwise, being gay remains shameful, financially unwise, or something.

Clarisse's picture

DeeDee!!!
If this was an epi of "The Pretender" it would be..

Old Lady: Are you gay?
Adam: Today I am.

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Salem13's picture

She kinda looks like Brittnay Murphy(sp?).

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Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:03pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:53pm.

I would kill for her eyelashes.

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You totally should. No one will miss her.

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*rooting around in cellar for blowgun*

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Provolone's picture

Lambert wasn't the kid that ate the paste, he was the one that gargled the elmers glue

sowwy snowpiece. your prince in bedazzled armor likes weiners...hey at least you two have something in common.

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DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:07pm.
Sheeps,
Adam isn't gay, but his boyfriend is.
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HAHAHAHA! Adam's not gay, he just plays one on TV.

Clarisse's picture

Sheeps,
Adam isn't gay, but his boyfriend is.

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luckycharms's picture

OH GOD MK DONT POST ON THIS. IVE HAD ENOUGH WITH PIG PREZ CHIMING IN HIS WORTHLESS OPINION. ALL FUCKING RIGHT. SO DO WERE HOMOS STAND. WELL OK. THE LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY DONT HAVE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING CHOICE IN WHO THE ARE ATTRACTED TO. FUCK THERE ARE A LOT OF STRICLY HETROS WHO HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES EXPERIMENTING AROUND SOME IN THEIR YOUTH. IF YOU ARE A HIGH QUALITY UPSTANDING PERSON WHO IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT A LIFE LONG COMITMENT THEN WHY FUCKING NOT.

Wood Dragon's picture

Good God, he's the gayest gay who has ever gayed. Just because he wants to play coy about it to garner more attention doesn't mean this chick should be dragged over a cheese grater cause she states the obvious. FCS

There are degrees of "out"? Could you have, say, a toe out? Could you be out to your partner or your family but in for everyone else?

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:53pm.

I would kill for her eyelashes.

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You totally should. No one will miss her.

Hekki's picture

I saw Kara on some morning show this morning and she was confident to the point of obnoxiousness.

TexnDoc's picture

Towleroad said today he's saving it up for his big "Rolling Stone" cover. This shit has been pre-planned for six months, Rolling Stone probably inked the deal with him way back when.

Sugaroo's picture

I would kill for her eyelashes.

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McBrewster's picture

Why did Entertainment Weekly feel free to out Adam Lambert and not all the other closet cases they feature on their cover?

http://www.nationalwatercooler.com/nationalwatercooler/NationalWaterCool...

emlarue's picture

Kara is a dumb slag.

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B-J-B-J-B's picture

He's is gay as gay can be and she's as stupid as stupid can be.... perfect for a shit show like the View. I'm surprised Elizabeth is not involved with this STUFUCKERY.... I think I hate her most of all.