Why Can't The Internet Just Let Kanye Be Great?
A video for Gay Fish's new single "Paranoid" seeped onto the internet a day or two ago without the creator's air kiss of approval. In the leaky video, Alien Princess RiRi dreams about dancing all sessy-like in a "Meet Local Singles" commercial and then she drives off in some martian car. But erase all of that from your head, because this is not what Kanye wanted and he's ANGRRRRRRY. This is the little message he left on his blog today:
IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. HERE'S SOME SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE REAL VIDEO
You know what the biggest problem about Kanye's signature CAPS are? I never really know when he's "bunny kicking" mad? Maybe when Kanye really has the rage in him, he can up his font size, color it red or make it blink. You know, so we know.
When I first started read his blog his CAPS used to make me spank myself with a wet spatula, because I felt like I had done something baaaaad. But it doesn't have that effect on me anymore and I miss it.
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"Meet Local Singles" commercial - ha ha! best line evah!!!
did any of you happen to read the comments on kanye's blog? that shit was hilarious. he actually has a few people convinced that he is a true ARTIST and that he's sooo ORIGINAL. all like ten of his fans are saying shit like "oh kanye, it's okay! don't worry about that leaked video! your true fans know that you are an artist and that the real one will be SO much better!!" LOLZ.
I just saw the Kanye South Park last night and nearly shit myself laughing.
Kanye All Just Get Along???
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:03pm.
@deb
on howard stern a guy played a bunch of songs and compared them. i forgot the site he was promoting but the whole album is pretty much covers. couple songs were from guys that opened for them. except communication breakdown, that was all them ...ithink.
but then again i came up with a riff on guitar and a year later rage against the machine used it as the intro/verses to born of a broken man!!
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Dude, sorry rage came up with your riff, the bastids!
I realize that Zep was doing covers of old blues tunes, but will you give me that their versions sounded very different from the originals?
The Beatles and Stones first albums were covers, too. But again, they did an new take on old songs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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My comment has nothing to do with Kanye, but does anyone know how to get added as a friend on Lily Allen's MySpace page? It asks for her real last name as a password to be approved and I've checked and Allen is her real last name. Thanks.
Whatever, it's still a super boring and stupid song with boring vocals, flat music and a side-dish of a ludicrous video. Period. It's beyond my understanding why this douche is even considered a "singer" when his voice is so damn boring. Whatever.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:38pm.
Maybe Kanye should put less efforts into his videos and take more pride in say...finding dr's with good reputations for his mom. O whats that kanye? Your all out those aren't you, you're all out of mothers! *evil laugh*
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^^^This shit is hardly funny. I know I'm a newbie and all but you're an asshole.
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I don't get it... what is it about his face that makes me ill? he has the black tater tot head with that strange jowls affect going on at the same time..
Provolone... You just come on over to Texas and bring the Waffen SS suit, whisper those hard germanic words in my ears "terrlit"...
*****show me a sane man and I'll cure him of that affliction******
I made it 13 seconds in and had to cover my ears cause the synthesizer voice is like nails on a chalk board to me.... not to mention it's Kanye.
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Is that really how kanye sounds? Never heard him before. He sucks. IT's like Britney Spears and shitty mainstream rap.
i can not stand APR's hair it looks as though she glued on a poodle and called it a day! The song was eh crappy, it's Kanye so I'm not that surprised
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:03pm.
The House of the Rising Sun was an old blues song but if you've ever heard it it doesn't resemble The Animal's version. So I wouldn't quite call that a cover song.
What's the point of having Chris Brown's punching bag in this video if she doesn't have a singing part in the damn song?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:49pm
OK I LOVE YOU BECAUSE BEING MAD AT ANYONE SUCKS.
@deb
on howard stern a guy played a bunch of songs and compared them. i forgot the site he was promoting but the whole album is pretty much covers. couple songs were from guys that opened for them. except communication breakdown, that was all them ...ithink.
but then again i came up with a riff on guitar and a year later rage against the machine used it as the intro/verses to born of a broken man!!
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
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Spanking yourself with a wet spatula you say? Now that's the hotness! WEPA!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:38pm.
Maybe Kanye should put less efforts into his videos and take more pride in say...finding dr's with good reputations for his mom. O whats that kanye? Your all out those aren't you, you're all out of mothers! *evil laugh*
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Ooooooooooh. Thats wrong! He's not his mothers keeper....if she wanted to get some surgery, she had that right and its up to her to make sure the doc. is reputal...
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
Hate to break it to ya Chuck, but black people already did Led Zeppelin 1. Years before Led Zeppelin actually did LZ1. You see Charles that whole 1st album was stolen, basically a cover album.
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Stolen from whom, Provolone? You can't steal the blues.
In any case, Led Zep took the blues, made it way harder and faster. NOBODY played the blues quite that way before, although The Yardbirds and Cream hinted at it.
The combination of Page's heavy riffs and soaring leads, Bonham's thumping drums, Jones' melodic and rhythmic keys, and of course Plant's awe-inspiring and sexy voice created a NEW music form, born from the blues. Many name Zep as the first heavy metal band.
It was anything but a cover album.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:31pm
CHARLES
ONE THING I LEARNED EARLY ON IN LIFE IS THAT IF YOU MAKE A SINCERE APOLOGY TO SOMEONE AND IT GETS THROWN BACK IN YOUR FACE THAT PERSON PROBABLY ISNT TOO NICE.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
While his music isn't too bad, I wish he would just shut up and quit bitching already.... and if he has to bitch, can someone just pry the damn caps lock off his laptop...
Long-live South Park on this matter of Kanye, I say.
luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
CHARLES
ONE THING I LEARNED EARLY ON IN LIFE IS THAT IF YOU MAKE A SINCERE APOLOGY TO SOMEONE AND IT GETS THROWN BACK IN YOUR FACE THAT PERSON PROBABLY ISNT TOO NICE.
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That sounds about right.
Charles, how is your wife? Have you let her back on the interwebs? Does she read Dlisted anymore?
I have such a love/hate relationship with this dude. I appreciate that he takes his art seriously, but does he have to complain about every f-ing thing.
At this point all videos are pretty much the same anyway and we see Rhi Rhi every damn day,so Ye needs to chill the hell out.
funny kanye story. a few days ago CAPS MAN was on one of the morning shows. the camera followed as he went to give autographs to audience gathered outside.
problem = no one wanted kanye's autograph.
an audience of mostly blonde tweens just stood staring at him. he kept his head down and pen out. this went on for quite awhile. even i was embarrassed. a tiny bit.
ahahaaaa.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:31pm
CHARLES
ONE THING I LEARNED EARLY ON IN LIFE IS THAT IF YOU MAKE A SINCERE APOLOGY TO SOMEONE AND IT GETS THROWN BACK IN YOUR FACE THAT PERSON PROBABLY ISNT TOO NICE.
Maybe Kanye should put less efforts into his videos and take more pride in say...finding dr's with good reputations for his mom. O whats that kanye? Your all out those aren't you, you're all out of mothers! *evil laugh*
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:29pm.
Isnt' there a garbage disposal or a drum of medical waste he can throw himself into?
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No. The EIPR would take to long to draft and file.
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You know, I used to give Kayne a pass on his arrogance, because he has the talent to back it up. But Gawker posted some idiotic remarks of his about how he's PROUD that he never reads books. To hell with him!
You know, I used to give Kayne a pass on his arrogance, because he has the talent to back it up. But Gawker posted some idiotic remarks of his about how he's PROUD that he never reads books. To hell with him!
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:23pm.
CHARLES
IM SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU. IT WASNT MY INTENTION TO.
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Offended, Schmended....I say beebop to that!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
Hate to break it to ya Chuck, but black people already did Led Zeppelin 1. Years before Led Zeppelin actually did LZ1. You see Charles that whole 1st album was stolen, basically a cover album.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
i can never think of anything but.. "fuckin' hack" when i see this jackass... so, i guess... uumm... eerrr... "Video Killed the Radio Star" was already done about thirty fuckin' years ago, ya fuckin' hack!.. the synthesizer is not a new invention, and you are not an artist... fuckin' hack!!
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Isnt' there a garbage disposal or a drum of medical waste he can throw himself into?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:23pm.
CHARLES
IM SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU. IT WASNT MY INTENTION TO.
Sorry, my ALL-CAPS tolerance is reserved for Charles Manson and Jim. At least they make sense!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
CHARLES MANSON
WELL HE CAN CARRY A TUNE. BUT IF THESE BLACKS
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Blacks define modern day american pop culture. Solja Boy can rap about some made up word...ogadybogadyboo, lets say....and have the whole country repeating that crap like its the business in 2 days flat!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
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WELL HE CAN CARRY A TUNE. BUT IF THESE BLACKS (AND I MEAN THAT LOVINGLY) WANT TO REALLY MAKE A SPLASH THEY SHOULD AUTHENICALLY REMAKE ALL THE SONGS FROM LEP I. THATS SOME ULTRA HEAVEY BLUES WITH A STRONG BACKBEAT AND WOULD BE RIGHT UP THEIR ALLEY. I CAN DEFINITELY PICTURE KANYE SLOWLY SIGNING BABE IM GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH A LITTLE MEXICAN FRYING UP SOME TORILLAS IN THE BACKGROUND.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:02pm.
True. A faux leak? It must be like 3 am for you, no?
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Yeah, Kanye may have been the leaking leak.
I laughed when you wrote that the beginning should have mroe pics of him...hahahah!!!! He can never get enough of himself, can he?
Kanye can take his "Kanyeism" and cram it up his tweeter hole.
That sucked and blew at the same time....
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:08pm.
Then he can't ALL-CAPS bitch and complain to us.
Great point. He's got a huge chip on his shoulder that he uses for viral marketing.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:48pm.
Boring, flat song; weak lyrics. The vid could use a few more images of Mr. West in the beginning. If it was leaked, why doesn't he have YT take it down?
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Then he can't ALL-CAPS bitch and complain to us.
That sucked! I just got through 5 seconds of it.
That was awful. Had to go listen to The Pretenders' "Back on the Chain Gang" to cleanse my ears.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot