Don't Drag Harvey Into This!
The wind beneath the world's wings, Harvey Price, turned 7 this week and while everyone on this planet cheered because they were so happy to be alive to celebrate this beautiful moment, Peter Andre cried orange tears in the middle of a bath house somewhere. That's because Katie Price refused to let him go to Harvey's birthday party.
Not only are Katie's chichis made of non-biodegradable materials, but so is her heart! It's one thing to suck on another man's taint on the floor of a club VIP room, but to not let Peter go to Harvey's big party?! How can the woman be sooooo cruel!!!?!!!
According to Metro, Peter apparently told a few of his friends (while they were playing "Spin the Dick on the Ass"), “Why has she done this to me? It makes me wonder if the cow ever really loved me in the first place.”
Obviously, she never did! You know how you show someone you hate them more than alarm clocks? You ban them from attending any event that Harvey Price will be at. Although, Harvey probably didn't care. He just wanted to know if Peter bought him a copy of Laterian Milton's Guide to Hood Rat Stuff or not.
Here's Katie Price, Princess Tiamamamaidamiadsmimi and Harvey at a theme park yesterday.
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Shameful Katie.
Peter seems to actually care about his kids. Whether his bio or Harvey.
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HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENFERMERA !
I don't give a shit about these two, but Peter seemed to adore Harvey and if she is really keeping them apart, she's a worse parent than I thought. Like Judge Judy says..'you have to love your kids more than you hate each other'.
@ISLANDGIRL, thank you I didnt know that, I didnt even know these people if it weren't for DListed.
Obviously, it's a bad sign for the kids (i.e., goobers) when she's using them as pawns against the hubs. That never ends well for anyone except the divorce lawyers and nannies.
Ok give two other reasons why this whore is famous?
Forive me lord/lordess, but that boy scares me. I know it's not his fault, but with such good looking parents, you wouldn't think you'd get a kid that looks like that, I know he has special issues, Im not making fun, just saying how I feel.
ETA: HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY HARVEY, I HOPE YOUR LIFE GETS BETTER W/THESE PARENTS YOU WERE STUCK WITH!
These two are complete fame whores, but I kinda feel sorry for Andre, he seems like a decent enough guy.
And madame ex, Peter Andre isn't Harvey's father, it's some footballer who has had nothing to do with him since he was born.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Why ... is ... Princes Tiamimiamamamaii's ... hair so light? DO they dye is? Is that wrong to ask?
I got some very bad news today. Seeing Harvey has made this bad day just a little brighter. Thank you, MK.
Harvey's the man. He's got his fingers in his ears 'cause he ain't trying to hear it. At all.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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7 yrs old?! Can harvey play football, i want the Giants to draft him for offensive line
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
I'm going to adopt Harvey and turn him into next year's Spelling Bee Champion.
He looks like he's so fucking over this shit.
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