Don't Drag Harvey Into This!
The wind beneath the world's wings, Harvey Price, turned 7 this week and while everyone on this planet cheered because they were so happy to be alive to celebrate this beautiful moment, Peter Andre cried orange tears in the middle of a bath house somewhere. That's because Katie Price refused to let him go to Harvey's birthday party.
Not only are Katie's chichis made of non-biodegradable materials, but so is her heart! It's one thing to suck on another man's taint on the floor of a club VIP room, but to not let Peter go to Harvey's big party?! How can the woman be sooooo cruel!!!?!!!
According to Metro, Peter apparently told a few of his friends (while they were playing "Spin the Dick on the Ass"), “Why has she done this to me? It makes me wonder if the cow ever really loved me in the first place.”
Obviously, she never did! You know how you show someone you hate them more than alarm clocks? You ban them from attending any event that Harvey Price will be at. Although, Harvey probably didn't care. He just wanted to know if Peter bought him a copy of Laterian Milton's Guide to Hood Rat Stuff or not.
Here's Katie Price, Princess Tiamamamaidamiadsmimi and Harvey at a theme park yesterday.
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:56pm.
*staring* That's deep!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:54pm.
Sheeps - just beware of the spam. It be EVERYWHERE!!!
Nah, I'ma joshing. I'm scared of the Forum. I just enjoy Lory's sales pitches.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:47pm.
Why, wanna make a reservation? You know the requisites already: a fresh body part (internal organs are allowed too), 5 bucks and a goat...
OK. You swear it's safe, right?
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As safe as going balls deeps in Pamela Anderson.
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Sheeps - just beware of the spam. It be EVERYWHERE!!!
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:47pm.
Why, wanna make a reservation? You know the requisites already: a fresh body part (internal organs are allowed too), 5 bucks and a goat...
OK. You swear it's safe, right?
M.E.: Trent is a deceptive hot bitch. Shake it!
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And a bindi.
Oh, wait, that is for the wimminz in the forum.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:38pm.
Got the Forum full booked yet?
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LOL. Why, wanna make a reservation? You know the requisites already: a fresh body part (internal organs are allowed too), 5 bucks and a goat...
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Lry - Yep, it's Trent that disguised you!
LORY HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL. yes I are Lory, M.E. Always Lory, on the forum and on the main. I guess you didn't recognize me because I have Trent spinning from a chain.
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I wonder if that phone is a clam shell...
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:38pm.
Got the Forum full booked yet?
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:32pm.
Molotov! ♥♥ Prepare to toss your cookies...
http://www.thecellfreak.com/blog/katie-price-rapes-a-cell-phone
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Next time I go to the club and I dont have a purse or a place to put my phone.....I can improvise. Plus, it will be EXTRA fun if I put it on vibrate and post my phone number on a public blog site!!
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Why is she bleaching her baby girl's hair?!!! It looks really damaged. Poor kids..
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:32pm.
Prepare to toss your cookies...
http://www.thecellfreak.com/blog/katie-price-rapes-a-cell-phone
Yeah, but that Alba pic is like cleansing sorbet.
IMO a bib would be more humiliating than a stain on his shirt. Kids do that all the time, no biggie. His pants are also stained so the bib would be useless anyway.
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Lory???? The same Lory from the forum??
Molotov, the only thing I can figure is that she's trying to save on gyno bills. Either that, or she's just a slut. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
IG - omg ha ha ha haa! I answered the phone at work and clicked the link at the same time and could barely get my own name out! WTF is she doing?????
P.S. - Barf
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:25pm.
Here's an old pic of Katie with Harvey's gutless father (Dwight Yorke). He's got some gums.
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/katie_price
in 1991 i had a can of Hi-C ecto cooler w/ no can opener, i could of used those teefs
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:28pm.
How humiliating to walk around with food and drink stains all over your clothes.
:( I do that to myself all the time, (while sober I must say) I'm a messy, clumsy slut :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Molotov! ♥♥ Prepare to toss your cookies...
http://www.thecellfreak.com/blog/katie-price-rapes-a-cell-phone
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Yyyyyyyaaaaawwwwnnnnn...
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:28pm.
Why doesn't she give Harvey a bib type thing? How humiliating to walk around with food and drink stains all over your clothes.
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M.E., I was just about to say the same thing. She just does not give a shit, I guess.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Harvey!!!! I got a whole can of Pringles for you for your birthday!!!!!
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IG - what's this about cellphones in the cooch? Is that her claim to fame, other than page 3 and fucking footballers?
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SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL ATTENTIVE MOTHER. IT WOULD HAVE TO BE FUCKING HARD TO HAVE A CHILD WITH THOSE KIND OF DISABILITIES. ESPECIALLY KNOWING THEY ARE PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO BE ON THEIR OWN AND YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THEM FOREVER.
Why doesn't she give Harvey a bib type thing? How humiliating to walk around with food and drink stains all over your clothes.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:08pm.
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I completely agree with you... but she looks like the type that would screw her own mother if it would benefit her.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Is Katie trying to be black? wtf....
Here's an old pic of Katie with Harvey's gutless father (Dwight Yorke). He's got some gums.
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/katie_price/img_...
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:14pm.
Provolone ... I can always count on your remarks to make my nipples moist ..secretly in my mind I imagine you're Ralph Fiennes dressed up as that German Officer in that romantic comedy, the name escapes me...
...National Lampoons Schindlers List, i believe.
Go ahead and ask me for coffee so i can tell you in my german accent to "make it yerself" *as i piss in a 1940's terrlit*
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
like the poor harvey hasn't been throught enough.
God I hate this whore and her plastic chi-chis
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:18pm.
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Wow. Hard to believe she went from that to sticking cellphones up her cootch.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:18pm.
WOW. i would've never guessed they were the same person. wha'd she do to herself??!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
LOL IG, I thought maybe Harvey ate him. SOCK OFF!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:18pm.
where's the other kid? the boy that's Peter's and looks just like him.
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snowy, he was busy putting the beat down on the paps.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Katie use to be actually really attractive...
http://3dcelebs.com/galleries/images/katie_price.jpg
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HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENFERMERA !
That babe in arms sho is ugly.
where's the other kid? the boy that's Peter's and looks just like him.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
ha ha at least K8 let jon go to the bday party, what a meanie Jordan!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I clicked on #7 because I actually thought it was a pic of Harvey's biological father. Jordan does not need any longer in the sun.
Provolone ... I can always count on your remarks to make my nipples moist ..secretly in my mind I imagine you're Ralph Fiennes dressed up as that German Officer in that romantic comedy, the name escapes me...
Dear lord that woman needs to back away from the spray tan or whatever the hell is making her skin that color! That's Harvey's skin color, not hers!
I'll be the first to admit I have no real knowledge/experience of taking care of a special needs child... but doesn't it seem not only cruel, but possibly detrimental to Harvey's mental health to ban Peter from seeing him? Peter was the father figure in his life for years; I would think that suddenly eliminating him from Harvey's world would deeply upset him. But like I said, I'm basically an idiot when it comes to these matters.
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HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just out of curiosity - where is Harvey's bio Dad? Is he in his life at all?
She is so ugly. Not just on the inside, but the outside. Everything that was atractive about her was left on the operating room floor.
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MK, you are so OBVIOUSLY the DRAH-MA making girlfriend at the party...oh, you don't get IN on the drama, you just watch it go down...and you din't really DO anything - you were just chatting over there minding your own business...Oh, I know you, girlfriend!
And this isn't even the most potent of your evil magic, not by a longshot. But, these people set themselves up to be your Barbies so thank you! I will be over here, happily munching on my cheetos and sipping on my Holy Watertini (I've decided that's my summer 2009 drink - now if I can get an R/L bartender to concoct an R/L version for me...!...! I'm all set!)
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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:52pm.
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Me either, really! :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Im just wondering how two dark haired people make a white haired kid? She reminds me of that guy from that movie "powder". I know, that was wrong. lol