Thursday, May 28th 2009

Don't Drag Harvey Into This!

The wind beneath the world's wings, Harvey Price, turned 7 this week and while everyone on this planet cheered because they were so happy to be alive to celebrate this beautiful moment, Peter Andre cried orange tears in the middle of a bath house somewhere. That's because Katie Price refused to let him go to Harvey's birthday party.

Not only are Katie's chichis made of non-biodegradable materials, but so is her heart! It's one thing to suck on another man's taint on the floor of a club VIP room, but to not let Peter go to Harvey's big party?! How can the woman be sooooo cruel!!!?!!!

According to Metro, Peter apparently told a few of his friends (while they were playing "Spin the Dick on the Ass"), “Why has she done this to me? It makes me wonder if the cow ever really loved me in the first place.”

Obviously, she never did! You know how you show someone you hate them more than alarm clocks? You ban them from attending any event that Harvey Price will be at. Although, Harvey probably didn't care. He just wanted to know if Peter bought him a copy of Laterian Milton's Guide to Hood Rat Stuff or not.

Here's Katie Price, Princess Tiamamamaidamiadsmimi and Harvey at a theme park yesterday.

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Poor Harvey. He is suffering in this cruel world.

z-listed's picture

what a bitch! I think it was clear from everything we saw that Peter was a good dad to Harvey and I am sure Harvey doesn't understand why Peter is not around any more.

It really stinks when a parent uses the kids in a divorce!

gia's picture

Her boots are kind of cute, but what is up with that fake cardigan sweater raincoat?? It looks like a sweater that has been tarred or dipped in pleather or rubber or something nasty.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Is that guy helping Harvey in the last thumbnail one of their regular entourage types? Cuz Jordan's little girl looks just like him.

Green Is Good's picture

Is anybody shocked Katie would turn into a Grade A Orange-colored cunt?

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that's fucked up. you shouldn't try and punish your ex by not letting him/her see the kids....the only time that it is acceptable to keep children away from a parent is if they are in danger in some way, which i am assuming is not the case here, or we would have heard about it by now.
she should think about who she's really hurting, because it's going to hurt her children more in the long run, using them as pawns like that. if she really cares about them, she better grow the fuck up and start acting like a reasonable adult.

kiwikim's picture

She's got so much tanner on and her boobs are so obscenely perfectly round-I'm not kidding when I say I bet they look exactly like oranges.

Clarisse's picture

What is an "autie-haters"?

The only wrong person here is Price. Keeping those children away from their father.

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dlaugher's picture

Laterian . . . now there's a boy i haven't heard about in a while. Wonder what hood rat stuff he's up to these days.

shit she has super fucked up her face ... hee-hee

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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:06pm.
Poor guy. I hate that he has to deal with paparazzi. And for you autie-haters, you need to know that I have a 24-year-old who is equally filthy after every meal or snack, and sometimes has wet himself to boot. And he's STILL a genius, so bite me.

PS mine's been in residential care since the age of 11, so you can quit hating on people for that too. I see him twice a week and he always comes with me when I travel. YOU DON'T KNOW.
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Aw, sweetie...:-(...You are right. We don't know...I had a great Aunt who cared for her son all through his life (up til his 50's when he died of a stroke in her home!). This man was incredible...Yeah, there were things he couldn't do, but he could do things WE couldn't do. He was a near genius with dates He was a good guy, liked kids, ALWAYS kept a job...He was a VietNam Vet (believe it or not, they sent his ass out looking for land mines and he was damn good at it...Came back in one piece...)...It was never revealed what was really wrong with him, but I think it was a form of autism...

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kiwikim's picture

I'm starting to get the orange thing now.
In these pictures, Katie-I've-Got-A-Price looks half cast like her child. Maybe it's her attempt to make her child look like her more????

Poor guy. I hate that he has to deal with paparazzi. And for you autie-haters, you need to know that I have a 24-year-old who is equally filthy after every meal or snack, and sometimes has wet himself to boot. And he's STILL a genius, so bite me.

PS mine's been in residential care since the age of 11, so you can quit hating on people for that too. I see him twice a week and he always comes with me when I travel. YOU DON'T KNOW.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:48pm.

I like Katie and I think she seems like a good mother. Most people with money would have sent that kid to some institution where they didn't have to deal with him and his health issues.

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Funny, I have an aunt and uncle who did just that. They had triplets, via IVF, and the one who isn't quite where he should be developmentally is in a group home. They rarely see him. As far as "dealing with him and his health issues", maybe if she hadn't been drugging it up during her pregnancy, there wouldn't be any health issues for precious little Jordan to deal with. Regardless, she is his MOTHER. It's her JOB to "deal with it". I actually kinda liked her before. Now I hope Peter gets her for everything she's got, including the children.

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Alright boobies! You have to hear (not Peter's voice really, ugh) the song that Peter wrote for Harvey. It brought tears to my poor dead heart!!

I cannot find it online, but it was apparently on the 5th epi of the new Kate and Pete...

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...Later in the episode he recorded a heart-warming song, Unconditional, for step-son Harvey – Katie’s severely disabled child with footballer Dwight Yorke.

Pete explained how he learnt to be a father before becoming a dad because of his relationship with Harvey.

The song’s lyrics went: "I was already there but in a different place, destiny hadn't brought us face to face.

"What I didn't realise is how you would change my life, turn me from a boy into a man, becoming a father before I became a dad.

"Unconditional, I finally understand the meaning of it now. You can count on me always being around. I'm always gonna be there."

He added: "I've done probably the most special song - it's totally personal - it's all about Harvey.

"I always wanted to write something about Harvey but never knew what to say.

"Now I'm finally saying it. How nice not to write it in a book or a magazine, but actually put it to music.

"I just hope one day he'll be able to understand, he'll be able to hear this and know it's about him."

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:48pm.

I like Katie and I think she seems like a good mother. Most people with money would have sent that kid to some institution where they didn't have to deal with him and his health issues.
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"That kid"?? Are you serious? So, she has money. I guess the fact that she didn't send him to "some institution" qualifies her for Mother of the Year. Meanwhile, her nannies are getting paid overtime.

You know, I don't think I've ever called someone out on here, but that really pissed me off.

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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:32pm.

Why thank you Suga. Don't be too hard on the alts though. They work hard for the money! Not all of them were mean, some of them were pretty funny, like Ass. As a matter of fact, I am writing a book taking a few equations that are based on her math.

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Hi Lory! As I remember, the only time Ass was funny was when a certain person was using the account. Remember, more than one person used it. Alts shmalts. Most of the people in there are just plain rude and mean, like Strap and Deep Ho. But I always liked YEW!

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Hotmami's picture

Wow. Not cool, Jordan. Not cool. No matter what your feelings are about your ex, if you have children with them, you owe it to your kids to let them have the time that they need/want with the other parent. Purposefully keeping them apart is going to harm both Peter and Harvey.

Oh, and when I first saw the main pic, my first thought was, "Who is that black chick holding Harvey?" Ease up on the tanning, doll.

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Why thank you Suga. Don't be too hard on the alts though. They work hard for the money! Not all of them were mean, some of them were pretty funny, like Ass. As a matter of fact, I am writing a book taking a few equations that are based on her math.

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You remember? You're so sweet Zomay!!! :D I guess no one recognizes me with Trent spinning here! I've changed my avie in the forum too. In that one, Shirl has the mic.

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With a few exceptions, like Lory and M.E. and EEG, the forum is basically a staging area for trolls.

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Actually I think he bought him a drum set. There were pictures of him yesterday shopping at a toy store and he came out with a drum set and wrapping paper (way to stick it too Kate).

She's really making herself look like shit. Anyone who's seen the show knows Pete cares about Harvey (he calls Pete dad). To not invite him and to keep him from seeing him is wrong (I don't think he's seen Harvey since the split). Oh well and then she wonders why everyone is siding with Pete.

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Now, don't get me wrong, the forum is not a fluffy lovey-dovey place to be by any means (it can be very intense at times) but neither is the main.

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zomay's picture

Lory did you have the avie with the red boots? I remember that. I liked them.

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Lory's picture

Worry not Zomay! Just remembering the good ol days when things where simpler and spam only wanted you to jack off to their shit. Le sigh. I know the forum has a bad rep but people are either misinformed or they didn't get the dynamics of the regs and mistook private jokes and the weird natural behaviour of the regs for direct attacks. Unfortunate events if I may say. No one to blame but human nature itself.

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zomay's picture

Lory,

I did not mean it to be a put down. :) I have gone in the past but for some reason I can't get back in. I started some threads in there for hot slut a few times. I just can't get back in.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.

The forum is like the back alleys of Dlisted.
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LOL. It's kind of ironic cos the posters in the forum are the ones who originally posted in the main here in DL. We were the ones who initiated the off-topic convo that generated epic cat fights that translated into hundreds of comments. This irked the n00bs (and a few regs) so much that they complained to MK (driving him nuts) that MK opened the forum for the off-topic convo.
The forum filled with spam so the mod closed it and now he has created the "Open post" for the off topic convo. Now the forum has neither spam nor new members. I believe that the forum is not meaner than the main, it's just smaller, hence the bitchiness is can be more noticeable, but if you want my honest opinion, the main can get bitchier than teh ebil forum (Not that the forum is a walk in the park either). What can I say, I've been here for ages in both the main and the forum so I am used to it all.

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I am feelin' bad for the kids...divorce sucks.

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hugs y'all.

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Hysteria's picture

is she trying to change race to what? yikes. that's some deep-fried bitch

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

I like Katie and I think she seems like a good mother. Most people with money would have sent that kid to some institution where they didn't have to deal with him and his health issues.

Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:30pm.

CHARLES MANSON
SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL ATTENTIVE MOTHER. IT WOULD HAVE TO BE FUCKING HARD TO HAVE A CHILD WITH THOSE KIND OF DISABILITIES. ESPECIALLY KNOWING THEY ARE PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO BE ON THEIR OWN AND YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THEM FOREVER.
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It's probably real hard for people with special needs kids. You know, the ones that don't have the $$$ for the 24/7 care that Harvey has. The "real" parents to special need kids...

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:22pm.

Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:17pm.

Maybe the forum wouldn't be full if all the spam members that have been there from the beginning, and don't post would be deleted.
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Tru dat! Too much spam there indeed. Though, it is not a matter of the forum being full rather than it being close by the admin because of the spam.

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Somehow I would expect no less from this Tang-coloured mess....poor Harvey & Peter.

And chances are, she's probably going to breed again.

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AmyB's picture

That dude in behind Harvey kinds of LOOKS like Harvey. ...just sayin'.

paris herpes's picture

That's like the bitchiest thing to do EVER. Harvey is too precious and funny to be kept from....we should all celebrate his 7 years of life...luckily he'll live many more if Katie Price has anything to do with it...didn't she leave him alone once and he burned himself or some shit?! Stupid dumb ass ho! Please take care of him good, if not we'll all band together and save him for Peter Andre (errr, no...but I can still dream, can't I?)

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Please treat Harvey well.

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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:17pm.

Maybe the forum wouldn't be full if all the spam members that have been there from the beginning, and don't post would be deleted.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:14pm.
Jordan does not need any longer in the sun.

Seriously. My guess is she roasts herself 'til she smells bacon in the tanning bed daily.

This is all BS! After squeezing every last penny out of this "break-up", Katie will squeeze even more out of the tearful reunion.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

zomay's picture

The forum is like the back alleys of Dlisted.

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Lory's picture

I had created a big publicity plan to get new victims, err members to join the forum when I realized the horrible truth. The forum is closed... :( I know, it's sad (to me it is). No one can get get in, no one can get out. It's like that twilight zone episode where a family realizes they can not leave the house and the heat starts to rise inexplicably. When they try to open the doors and windows all they see is a wall and a strange logo, they do everything that is possible to get out but when they think they´re dying it turns out they are just little toys a kid put in the oven or some shit like that? Well, that's us now. What's even sadder is the fact that I'd been living in Alcatraz and didn't even know it. I could have got a lot of benefits from county. :x

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Is it me or is she morphing into Megan Fox? Maybe they share the same botox provider.

Submitted by modianos on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:08pm.
how come i can never join the forum?

You need to see Lory, the touter outside the peep show.

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how come i can never join the forum?
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:59pm.
Cum to the forum. Join now and get 25% discount in your next Valtrex refill.

hahahaha. Thank you.

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I would love to go in the forum....but it never lets me register so oh well....

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Come to the forum, all are welcom, ALL ARE WELCOME!

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Lory's picture

Cum to the forum. Join now and get 25% discount in your next Valtrex refill.

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M.E.'s picture

When did Katie turn into an Afro American?