Thursday, May 28th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
It was necessary for GQ to feature Levi Johnston topless, but it was not necessary to show Tripp Palin diaper-less - Buzzfeed
Dumbass Avril Lavigne grabbing on to her punk rocks - Egotastic!
Whore. Pit. Viper. - (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Stepford Katie dressed like an Amish prostitute - Popsugar
Depressing: Jon & Kate Plus $10 million - Just Jared
Fug galore: 12 tattoos of the Brooklyn Bridge - Cityrag
Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton are still the sexiest hos on the scene - Lainey Gossip
Glow monkeys! - Towleroad
Kendra is HUGE in Poland - Hollywood Tuna
Tom Sizemore was arrested again because he's Tom Sizemore - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:38pm.
Why the fuck is he shirtless indoors?
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To avoid a shitless shirt?
I see you're one of those fortunate males that escaped all diaper changing.
Tom Sizemore looks so sad in that picture. I kind of feel sorry for him.
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Wasn't there a blind item recently that people thought was Arvil and her "look alike assistant" being more then just friends? Like her marriage was in trouble because she's going lezbo or something?
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:38pm.
Why the fuck is he shirtless indoors?
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Why the fuck is he shirtless indoors?
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:04pm.
thanks! My2Cents animated it! smoking baby is sulking off in a corner somewhere sitting in a puddle of her own pee - JELLY! hahhahahah
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:16pm.
TITS, your video totally rocked! The music was perfect. You're like the 14 of photoshop. Nicely done!
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Er.. I'm demonstrating the maturity and skills of a 14 year old, or i'm a 14 on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being good)? Ta either way eh! Sandbitch and My2cents also contributed heavily - NOT a solo effort.
And yeah, go ahead and use the pics at will - very flattered!! ps rat-a-cuntie was one of mine *blush*
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Does this make Tripp Palin the youngest porn star ever?
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:03pm.
Errr..guys...Kim Kardashian's tits look photoshopped. I mean...eh they totally look retouched and shiny. Like glued on. Man, this must the most pathetic work of photoshopping-on-a-fat-ass I have ever seen by professionals.
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pains me to say it, but i don't think they're pshopped. i could see if it was one or two pics released - yeah pshop them. but not that many. and are they 'official' or pap shots? if pap def not pshoppped.
haha actually it's kinda worse when you think about it. imagine looking like a bad pshop image? snort. cackle.
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Kim has a fake nose, fake breasts, and a fake butt. She must naturally have a heavy, thick waisted and had to turn to surgery to get curves. But her original nose looked better.
oh, for fuck's sake, why does Poland have to suffer that braying plastic cow? We already endured centuries of war and strife, Hitler, then the Red Army...when willit end?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:18pm.
right on! at least somebody agrees with me on that.
MissJaneTexas, I agree. Her body is hot. Such a shame it is wasted on her.
TITS, I'm using my pic from you if that's okay. Your works of art need to shared with the world.
I think Kendra's boobs are the same size, actually...I think it's that "shirt"(?)...bandeau or whatever...
And even tho I like Kendra - I really like this post and I totally can't argue with it at all:
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:05pm.
i am offended cos kendra is not huge in my country. a huge whore maybe! she and her huge fake tits better stay away from poland.
All I can say is Kendra is a really sweet girl but yes. She is a whore.
and LOL! at TITS.
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TITS, your video totally rocked! The music was perfect. You're like the 14 of photoshop. Nicely done!
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i am offended cos kendra is not huge in my country. a huge whore maybe! she and her huge fake tits better stay away from poland.
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Your avie is Hilarious!!! bwhahahaaha
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Errr..guys...Kim Kardashian's tits look photoshopped. I mean...eh they totally look retouched and shiny. Like glued on. Man, this must the most pathetic work of photoshopping-on-a-fat-ass I have ever seen by professionals.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:56pm.
You used your extreme waterslide-ladder muscles.
kittycatastrophe -- Everytime I see your avvie I think it is something dirty.
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The headlines alone made me giggle..
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Kendra looks like she's gotten a new boob job, they are extra large to when she was on Hefs show. Maybe she got them for new show starting Sunday, and get this it's an hour long w./limited commercials. WTF is this woman that she gets an hour and few commercials??? Sad, sad television.
If Avril if fat, Im a hippo and should just kill myself right now here at my desk. If she is pregnant, it looks good on her, while she cant sing for shit, she was way to skinny before.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:47pm.
Oh, like YOU'VE never woken up in a neighbor's kid's daybed.
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Levi Johnston in GQ? That's like putting a '76 Ford Pinto in a performance/exotic car magazine. Note to Levi - your 15 minutes expired six months ago. Please go away.
10 million eh? I'd love to see their tax returns - just for a laugh, as I'm SURE they claimed all the free shit as income, right...?
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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:36pm.
I am almost embarassed to admit it,
but I can totally see why that Palin girl went all premarital with that boy. He is some hot rough sex
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sorry, but i'm not seeing it. he looks like the type who would only understand tab a into slot b. definitely a minute man.
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Can I put the Glow monkeys up Kimmie K asshole? PLEASE !
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:26pm.
What about RDJ? He managed to clean up after years of fuckery.
Oh, like YOU'VE never woken up in a neighbor's kid's daybed.
Kendra is HUGE in Poland , SHIT, I think those are dangerously over inflated, I'll grab my gauge and check them for her.
I really hate Avril...she annoys the shit out of me. BUT, I can't hate that she is rocking the short and curvy. If she's fat, I'm fat...oh well.
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:27pm.
I thought that was pregnant dude sans baby bump.
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bwahhaaaa yes.. he does look like her/him
O yeah - I forgot to say this:
I'd hit it. But only once. And I'd use a condom.
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All I gots to say (so far) is Whoa Nelly! with the cat lady face, Kim K.! It's already overdone - are you even thirty yet? Yeesh!
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I am almost embarassed to admit it,
but I can totally see why that Palin girl went all premarital with that boy. He is some hot rough sex
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:23pm.
Yeah, I always thought gay men read Esquire/GQ/Details/Men's Health. Not all, but some.
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Why the fuck is this dude even in the news anymore?
Tom Seizmore, well, hope you are gonna like prison.
WTF. First Bristol Palin is on the cover of People, now the babydaddy is in GQ. Who really wants to read about these morons? Is promoting teenage pregnancy the cool thing to do these days?
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I highly doubt my fellow countrymen like Kendra or even know who is she is other than an oversized set of mammary glands.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
I can't even comment on the John and Kate shit I am so pissed...grrrrr
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
I thought that was pregnant dude sans baby bump.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:19pm.
He can: by ODing. He's had so many chances and breaks.
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Hmmmmm, I don't know. What about RDJ? He managed to clean up after years of fuckery.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu
I swear the Egotastic guy likes broomsticks with bolt ons.
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Speaking of which, that Kendra chick is just silly-looking. She's all tit! Fake tit at that. No hips, no ass and the clock is ticking on her face.
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If Jon & Kate copped 10 millie for doing that shit show of theirs I have to say as a Pennsylvanian that they better not be copping in freebies from the state for childcare. They should also have to reimburse the state for any past benefits they've received or at least a reasonable percentage of whatever was paid to them.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:21pm.
ubmitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:18pm.
Is it wrong that I want to bang the shit out of Avril Lavigne now? How about if I call her names and stuff the entire time and then boot her half-nekkid ass out of my apartment afterwards?
*conferences with penis in corner*
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The thing with Avril is that when she first hit the scence she was like 17 and had a 17 year olds body. Now shes like 23 and more womanly and curvy and dosent have that kids body anymore, so thats whats up with that....
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I too think she looks OK, body-wise. Would not call her fat at all, just as you wrote, womanly.
thank god for the afternoon crumbs, that Caption This caption was freaking me out.
i don't know any man who reads GQ.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:13pm.
That baby has a bigger cock then that democrat who was tazered in that video
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I must have missed the part in the video where he announced he was a Democrat.