Thursday, May 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Pygmy Jerboa
Ever wanted to know what the broken condom baby of a field mouse and furry chick would look like? Well, here you go. It's a Pigmy Jerboa (aka chickmouse)! It's the world's smallest rodent. Maybe I'm in the minority, but it kind of scares me. It makes me want to sleep with cotton balls in my ears, because you know if you don't, it will crawl inside and eat your brains. It won't stop until it has eaten every last human brain on this planet.
It kind of looks like something Parasite Hilton's crotch coughed up.
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@ Sheeps
For real! There are times I am in tears from the funny stuff I read here.
awwwww, he weighs as much as a shorted eighth!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ok, fuck it. I just ordered a grilled chicken with pesto, avocado, tomato, onion and lettuce on light rye.
PMS is being a bitch today.
Somebody needs to go to gawker and poast a comingback post that will learn them~
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Fucka doodle-do.
I have a question for those with Eczema/psoriasis. Its been really humid around here lately and its hard to control it. I have my medicine and recently bought this vegan cream from Lush thats cools my skin. Anybody have any other remedies to help?
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Bitches keep bitchin'
Wait, you have to AUDITION to be a commenter at Gawker? That's ridiculous!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
MUST. HAVE. PYGMY. JERBOA. NOWWWW.
That is pure evil and can't be real.
Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:48pm.
If you can fart rainbows you'll have NO problem passing the Dlisted Sluts quality assurance program......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:52pm.
Don Knotts of rodents.
Haha, I love Don Knotts.
Question, are you really from Newport?
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She's flat and that's that!
I only tried once to get gawker approved and I did say something witty with a point so I don't know what the fuck they are looking for. Fuck them.
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That's just MK's description. Actual species of rodent.
Now I sound like a bitch. Sorry.
Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:48pm.
I don't get that about Gawker either. It reminds me of when kids would start "clubs" for the sole purpose of excluding others.
Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:48pm.
That little thing was on Gawker/Defamer and I WANTED to comment on it, but I haven't passed their "audition" yet, so I can't comment there. I am pretty sure I will probably never pass the audition due to my wit and humor not being up to their highbrow standards.
I know! I saw they required an audition and said screw that. Then you read the Gawker-approved comments: I read way funnier and smarter stuff by the loons here every day.
Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:48pm.
Apprently you haven't been reading those sites lately. MK is funnier, WE are way funnier.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
That is not a chicken, it has a fucking TAIL.
what else are we talking about?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Don Knotts of rodents.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
This just in: The creator of Archie has decided that Archie will finally choose between Betty and Veronica and it's.......
VERONICA!!
That bonehead.
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Shout-out to Canuck literary Goddess, Alice Munro on winning the U.K. 2009 Man Booker prize. Way to go Alice!!
Looks like something a python would would buy by the dozen for the fellas while watching a ballgame:
NEW MINI RODENT BITES!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:48pm.
is that considered differnt species? or is it more like a cockadoole?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
But at least a mule isn't half mammal half bird...what the fuck?!
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IT'S LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN FUCKED A CHICKEN!
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Fucka doodle-do.
AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CHICKEN THING?
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Fucka doodle-do.
That little thing was on Gawker/Defamer and I WANTED to comment on it, but I haven't passed their "audition" yet, so I can't comment there. I am pretty sure I will probably never pass the audition due to my wit and humor not being up to their highbrow standards.
I like animals; not especially mice/rats/rodents though. This 'thing' looks very fastidious. Cleaning itself continually. I wonder how small the offspring of this creature is?
Stoney,
One word:
Mule.
That has got to be fake.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:44pm.
Has anyone been following the Christopher Coleman case (man who is believed to have murdered his wife and sons in IL).
Sounds like he was busy creating an alibi. Be careful around security guards and cops.
Paris gave birth to this?...I figured.
Coma Caca!!
Um, I didn't think it was even possible to reproduce outside of a species, but what the fuck do I know?
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That thing is disgusting.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
I'm off to lunchie. BB in a little while.
It looks like a head with legs and nothing else. I thought it was cute when I saw the video still on Cuteoverload a few days ago, but when I watched the video, it kinda scared me.
Imagine finding that thing running around your house?
CHARLES
DID ANYONE ELSE FIND THIS DISTURBING. IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A CHICKEN AND RAT.
Has anyone been following the Christopher Coleman case (man who is believed to have murdered his wife and sons in IL). New info was released today, and it's all sorts of fucked up.
http://www.bnd.com/homepage/story/785459.html
Scares the shit out of me that people like him exist.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Hahaha, thanks MissJane--- I am not kidding! :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Miss Priss/Snowy: yeah, It's time for Animaniacs... My brother had the soundtrack for that show! Fun stuff. I liked the little girl that would say Why?...Why? ...Why? ...OK! I love you! Buh-bye!
Errr.....uhm.....did they breed a chicken and a mouse?
I am horrified and confused.
Don't give Richard Gere any ideas.
What has science done?
who forced the mouse and the chicky to mate?? that's cruel.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:40pm.
That is not cute, and it needs to be eradicated from the earth ASAP.
It looks like someone's escaped crotch wart!
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yea, it's one of Wonky's herp lesions.
Here are some comments from PoeTV.com:
That thing will tear your face off if you give it the chance.
That is not a real creature, that is an elaborate and well done special effect.
Imagine a horde of these things denuding the countryside, leaving nothing but dust and bones in their wake.
You need to put one in the middle of a group of really really stoned people and tell them it's from space.
@ Island girl and TheBreakdown --You guys are cracking me up.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
I normally like all things little and fuzzy, but I'm not so sure about this little guy...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Freaks need love too you haters!!
*wink wink*
This thing makes me shiver and itch.
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I don't like it. It's not normal for something that small to have a mouth that big.
It's like it's going to flip up in half like Torrance and Phillip.
I hate rodents....and I agree with M.K. *as I massage his mangina* I would stick cotton balls in my ears too....that thing's a nightmare...
Amazingly cute and horrifyingly scary all at the same time.
This little thing is surreal! Cute, but surreal.
YAY!
I found a nice bikini. Summer can come now.
*waits*