Thursday, May 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Pygmy Jerboa
Ever wanted to know what the broken condom baby of a field mouse and furry chick would look like? Well, here you go. It's a Pigmy Jerboa (aka chickmouse)! It's the world's smallest rodent. Maybe I'm in the minority, but it kind of scares me. It makes me want to sleep with cotton balls in my ears, because you know if you don't, it will crawl inside and eat your brains. It won't stop until it has eaten every last human brain on this planet.
It kind of looks like something Parasite Hilton's crotch coughed up.
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Next time you order "popcorn chicken" at KFC.. just remember this vid.. hmmm..
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:29pm.
The only places I ever comment at are here and sometimes CDAN (I like guessing blind items, and once I was the first to guess the correct answer - booyah!). I have a tendency to not comment for months though; work gets busy and/or I start worrying about layoffs, so I take a break.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by KD on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:22pm
OMG You are killing me! I love crap like that and want that recipe! I made a lotion with shea butter, jojoba oil, and coconut oil and was so proud of myself. LOLOLOL
It's great for your hair, too. I put it on at night and rinse it out in the morning with apple cider vinegar and it has made my hair so nice and shiny.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:30pm.
KD, you know M.E. doesn't use anything but Garnier Nutrisse Long and Strong!
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LOL, no I must have missed that convo!
I have the same cycle as the spin setting on my washing machine...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:27pm.
That is Hilarious! Thanks
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
KD, you know M.E. doesn't use anything but Garnier Nutrisse Long and Strong!
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:57pm.
Wait, you have to AUDITION to be a commenter at Gawker? That's ridiculous!
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I thought that was the case at TMZ, too - pass the moderator test, but I just forgot to check my email. After I checked my email 8 HOURS LATER, I clicked on the link and my comment got posted. Gawker suxks it, TMZ does not.
I was commenting on the thread about Joan Rivers Vs. Whitley Strieber. I FUKING H8T WHitley. He's a whiney lil bich. He needs to shut the fuk up FOREVER. Him and his lame azz alien encounters.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Ok bitches, I'm going to enjoy my messy sammie. Be back in a bit.
@Smurfy
Here's the perfect shirt and visor to wear to work.
Shirt:
http://www.forcounsel.com/productDetails_c.asp?productid=0702
Visor:
http://www.forcounsel.com/productDetails_c.asp?productid=2720
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:21pm.
yay smurfy!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
The person in the Caption This is kinda freaking me out.
smurfy, I raise me pie gods in salute!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:58pm.
Ha M.E. we must be on the same cycle.. I just ate a bag of Puffs... PMS does that too me..
Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:21pm.
*COUGH*
thanks.
*passes back*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I think I want one. I just googled for more images and they have a long eared one!
omg so cute
mich, your comment will seriously show up 5 days later @ Gawker. The relevancy of your comment probably would have worn off by then, lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
M.E. and Salem ~ I had that crap in college! They injected the infected areas with cortisone and I used "Kenalog" spray and cream. Burns like a mother but it works.............Haven't had any affected areas since. I just had it on my upper arms and elbows.
My Aunt made this natural skin ointment stuff, it is like magic potion. It makes poison ivy go away in half the time, even without drugs, and is good on skeeter bites, too. It has camphor, lavender and a bunch of other stuff in it. She swears by the stuff and it works very well. She got the recipe from some popular herbalist dude.
MG, I've been sitting around praying that my temp agency scored me this job. Probably not being that it's been almost 2 days since I heard back from them. But miracles have happened so here's to me hoping I get to at least work a little bit this summer.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I saw someone type double cheeseburger in my scroll through the comments...
I havent really eaten since Thursday, but last niht I had a hamburger and some combos...and a salad, and im still full right now.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
@ all the peeps who commented back about Gawker.
Over at Gawker you are supposed to sign up and then comment, but your comments will not show until someone reads through your comments and approves you. Pretty effing ridiculous.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:15pm
Paralegal. my job is paying for my education, I am so happy, cuz my getting that certificate means a raise.:)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:04pm.
hahaha, I was wondering who'd catch on to that comment!
*passes joint to bitchette*
'eere
:-D
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OMG I WANT ONE! SOO CUTE! It almost looked like it was eating it's own tail. And it's obsessed with rubbing its hand. I concur about where this little thing came from too (all kinds of vile shit up there in Wonky's vadgetrap)...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
M.E.- Have you tried changing shampoos? I've had a similar "outbreak" recently from using freaking Paul Mitchell shampoo.
Congrats, Smurfy!
Way to go smufy!
Shame that M.E.
Later whores.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:10pm.
News: Smurfy got an A on her Legal research exam!!!!
Drinks on me!!!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS!
*high-fives smurfy*
Are you studying to become a paralegal or an attorney?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:10pm.
News: Smurfy got an A on her Legal research exam!!!!
Drinks on me!!!!!
Well done, Smurfy! All that weekend research paid off. I'll have a large glass of absinthe, no ice. Two bendy straws.
EEG - it was helping, then my body became immune, just like it did with the steroids and all other herbs/creams etc.
Now with my new HMO insurance, it's a fucking pain in the ass to try and get to my dermatologist. UGH! I HATE our fucking health insurance.
mrs. gosling, i am so fucking jealous. i love law & order and i hate work.
News: Smurfy got an A on her Legal research exam!!!!
Drinks on me!!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Ive seen three episodes of law and order in a row, I am still in my pj's its 2:00pm havent done SHIT all day...oh god I need help
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Awww! It looks just like one of those little wind-up plastic toys that hop and flip in the air and do a somersault.
Submitted by gordenwoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:02pm.
A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"
Dang. Define "35+" please.
Smurfy - nothing yet. The owner hasn't been in yet for my manager to talk with.
A few years ago, someone made an animated short about a janitor, at a space station lounge, who wanted to be a singer. One night, a space trader ran into the lounge screaming that some vicious group was on its way; everyone skedaddled except the janitor. The janitor raced outside and saw this horde of huge orc-like creatures approaching a flock of little jerboas. As the janitor scooped up the jerboas, the orc-like creatures stopped dead in their tracks in horror. The jerboas were the vicious creatures who loved the janitor's lousy singing and would attack anyone who did not applaud when the janitor sang.
I cannot remember the name of movie or the name of jerboas.
Damn. I'm too young for senility.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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M.E.,
I thought the Cyclic was helping?
If it is/was suggest that for Salem.
What a cute little thing! Parasite would not cough something so cute out of her crotch. It would be more like a mutant tarantula.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:59pm.
3.2! naw man, i need another bowl in there. :p
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
SOMEBODY HIT THAT THING WITH A SHOE!!! NOW!!!!
ME what happened to your bookeper? is she in jail yet?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:59pm.
Yup. That was esply true for me in the old Night Crew days, when people were imbibing and wildly off-topic a lot. Not that that's been entirely eradicated....
Mmmmmmmmmmm, double cheeseburger.
Fuck. Everything sounds so GD good right now!
M.E,
that's your pms, that's IT?
Jesus Christ mine is a whopper with cheese, extra heavy mayo, german potato salad, extra bacon, ( at three am )
any other fucking thing not nailed down that has three thousand calories.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Salem - let me know if you get some good advice! I am DYING over here, ready to shave my fucking head, from itching/bleeding/scabbing.
Nothing is working for me. And I am tired of smelling like Tea Tree Oil!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:58pm.
Ok, STFU! I'm eating a double cheeseburger!
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@ Jillypoo
Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:52pm.
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Whatta schwanzstucker....pfft. :D
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