Thursday, May 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Pygmy Jerboa
Ever wanted to know what the broken condom baby of a field mouse and furry chick would look like? Well, here you go. It's a Pigmy Jerboa (aka chickmouse)! It's the world's smallest rodent. Maybe I'm in the minority, but it kind of scares me. It makes me want to sleep with cotton balls in my ears, because you know if you don't, it will crawl inside and eat your brains. It won't stop until it has eaten every last human brain on this planet.
It kind of looks like something Parasite Hilton's crotch coughed up.
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louise_brooks
I can't claim it as my own. I plagerized it from TheBreakdown.
Down with banks. Switch to Credit Unions, man. Wayyyy better.
....I have to get this offa my chest...my breasts....whatever.... I love visiting these gossip sites...well it's good fun....and I like to do my part to keep the so-called rich and famous...well, humble.
However, I recent was posting and noticed that my posts were not posting so I wrote a little letter to the Adminsitration who informed of the following....
"Hi, Sorry for the confusion. It appears that you are being censored."
Yes,I have been censured at perez hilton's site.
Why? It appears that my comments about Madonna were considered "out of order" I made comments on the apporpriate forum about her "adoption" of the Malawian child and her purchase of an INSANELY expensive property worth over 40 millon. On the same day Perez posted his usual "A Good Cause" feature....That day it was a charity to help renovate/build houses for families in Michigan *who have been the most severly hit in the recession!!* These familes faced foreclosure and many of these homes had children....
So I said...If Madonna was TRUELY altruistic and really was out for the good...instead of devoting all her money to Buy a baby she should spend money to make the child's life where she is better. Also instead of buying a big ass house for her to rattle around she should look at her Home State of Michigan and help a brother out...
I got the boot from Hilton's site for making those remarks....Then there was an article in a South African Magazine that Perez said he "supported Madonna no matter what".....
I thought my comments were completely apropos and I didn't use offensive langauge...it was in keeping with the topic.....
I often said to perez why are you sucking on Vadge's sascrotch? and I often said that he was more interested in self promotion then keeping it real...
so f**K him and his site....
There I said it.
Thanks M.K. for keeping it real.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:26pm.
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You're welcome, hon. I'm sure it'll all come out in the wash--- like you said, it's probably just an oversight with the moving around and all.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
That nurse Jackie ad is going to give me nightmares.
Migraine, banks, trolls, bitches, that thing MKs talking about, jump in.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:13pm.
OK, hook a sorry ass Mom Jeans wearin' middle aged heaux up with a synopsis of the 142 comments, so I can jump in with my unsolicited and unwanted opinions.
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Aliens and overdraft fees mainly. I love the heaux with an -eaux. It makes it sounds all continental.
Miss Priss, islandgirl, and bitchette: Thank you! I think I'm going to ask if they lost it; I don't want to seem pushy or anything, but I HATE sitting un-cashed checks. I don't think they'll be offended, they're both awesome people.
Thanks again!!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Hi Migraine!!!
we're bitching about bank asshole rape you in the ass charges, and all the weed has been smoked.
pretty slow today :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
MIGRAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummmmm....WTF? I did'nt eat any onions or garlic at lunch. You bitchez are cold!
Just Jack - LOL. Maybe she didn't like watching me tear appart that Gazelle.
*wipes blood off mouth*
Thank you ladies for sharing your horror stories...makes me feel not so alone! ( the MIL has texted me 3 times in 3 minutes...yikes!)
M.E., looks like you lost your pea soup making, jonas brothers liking, window licking troll Laurel. Swift like the tiger you are.
Miss Priss, Chase hates my fucking ass!!!
Miss Priss - if you have the Free Checking account with Chase, they will allow 1 overdraft per year, then charge you $33 for any additional. And they will not reverse any of them unless they are a "bank error" which, with their rules, is never.
I hate them with a passion.
When I went in to close my account the teller asked me why and I said "Because Chase fucking sucks."
Damn, M.E.
Chase fucked you over big time!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
JillyPoo
I sent a check to my brother last Xmas so they can buy my nephews a xmas present on my behalf, and they JUST fucking cashed it in April...some people I tells ya
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
OK, hook a sorry ass Mom Jeans wearin' middle aged heaux up with a synopsis of the 142 comments, so I can jump in with my unsolicited and unwanted opinions.
Chase is so fucking crooked! When I was banking with them, they started holding my husbands payroll check for up to 10 days, applying the previous days withdrawls BEFORE applying those days deposits, charging me $33 per over draft.
For my credit cards with them, they slashed my credit limit to under what I owed, charging me an over the limit fee, plus raising my interest rate to over 30%, making the monthly minimum payment over $300 a month. Not even a WEEK after I paid off that credit card they sent me a letter telling me that they have reduced my credit line from $4k to $500.
Assholes.
M.E.
I HATE that fucking Chase took over WaMu. They reversed the overages before WaMu went under.
So Chase does not allow any overages at all?
I hate them with a passion
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:08pm.
sometimes i wait a really long time before cashing checks, just because i forget and never go to the bank. my grandparents called once to make sure it didn't get lost in the mail :)
so if you want to make sure they get the $ just ask them. that's not rude or anything.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:08pm.
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I'd ask them if they lost it. Just tell them you need to reconcile your account, I doubt they'd be offended, would they?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
kittiesandbubbles - do you bank with Chase by chance?
A few months ago they fucked me royally with over $450 in overdraft fee's and wouldn't reverse any of the charges.
I have since closed that account and I'm very happy with my local credit union.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:02pm.
ugh. i have paid my bank over 2k in fucking overdraft fees in the past 2 yrs. i hates them. i keep threatening to change to the credit union but never get around to it.
*write on list-change to credit union*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
*hugs Bitchette* =)))
Hey Missy!!! Why you be bogartin the shit, man!! ;o)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
So I need some advice, and I would love anyone/everyone's input. Pretty please! With booze and weed on top!
The BF and I attended an wedding in NOLA the first weekend in April. We gave them a check as their gift, and it still hasn't been cashed. I understand that the couple has probably been busy since the wedding, and who knows if they have a joint account set up in both of their names yet, but I'm worried that they lost the check. They DID send a thank-you note saying thanks for the check, but since it was an out of town thing that involved packing/traveling/unpacking etc. (the couple lives in St. Louis, decided to have a NOLA wedding since that's where they met and went to college), I'm scared that they lost the check in the shuffle. If they DID lose it, I want to write them a new one.
So do I ask them if they lost it, or do I just keep waiting? For all of you married folk out there, did you wait that long to cash a check?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Thanks DD...this is some dumb fuk hick P.O.S. bank in stupid fucking Iowa... BTW, the MIL is still bothering!.............
Hiya Miss p!
um.. i think missy might've smoked it all... :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
kittiesandbubbles
That happened to me once over 50 cents no joke. Thank goodness my bank allows 2 overages per calendar year.
Check with your bank. If this is the first time this happens, they might be able to reverse it
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
I smell weed in here!!!
I want sum!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:02pm.
That happened to me in April on a much larger scale and I still haven't recovered. Been cashing my paychecks for the last month and half because the bank wouldn't help me!
*prepares for bank massacre*
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:02pm.
Oh Crap!! So sorry Kittiesandbubbles. Some banks are worse than others. Worse ---> Wells Fargo and Bank of America. Better ----> All Credit Unions.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
perkele
I say it like the urban way to say "pickle" LOL!
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goddammit!!!!!I just found out that my bank bounced a check TWICE over a -$.08 so, that adds up to $90.00 for 8 fucking cents... is this a new thing? or am I a retard? 1? or both?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:58pm.
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Thanks, Momus. I can't cuz I'm at werk. I got my point across at TMZ, though.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/27/joan-rivers-makes-communion/5#c19081303
;-)
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
huh.
I'm kinda liking TMZ.
I would never go to a Whiney Strieber site or even a conspiracy site to talk smack about him, but since TMZ brought his name up, I'm bringing it, too. Watch...I swear I'll get a mention from his royal Whiney about "DIEMond DOG" on his next C2C appearance. Cuz he's all vain and sensitive like that. GO TO HELL WHITLEY!!!!!!!!!!!
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Hello whores! :) What're we talking about?
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
DiamondDawg:
Try
http://translate.reference.com/browse/fuck
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:44pm.
Something about his voice just makes me completely insane and all ragey.
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Gee, you don't say. LOL
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I know.
But he bugs the sht out of me. Cuz if those aliens are real, they're from hell, where I wish Whiney would go and join them in perpetuity. I ain't down with that alien sht!!
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
I am so in love with it....even though it's a mutant!!! YIKES!!
Cheers!
WTFOMGLOL!!!
It's Coraline!!! Yeh!!!! Gaiman is brill!
On topic: It's a tribble!!!
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HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENFERMERA !
hEY - WHAT'S THE FINNISH WORD FOR FUK AGAIN?
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:44pm.
Something about his voice just makes me completely insane and all ragey.
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Gee, you don't say. LOL
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:36pm.
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Hi Jilly,
I pretty much do all my talking here, too. There's almost zero moderation and MK only bans Brangeloonies, so I'm good. This pretty much is the BEST place on the netz.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:29pm.
As I was reading your post, I was thinking, "That must be a typo. She can't mean the alien guy." Then I got to the end. LMAO
Why was Whitley Strieber feuding with Joan Rivers? IS it because she is starting to look like one of "the greys"?
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Because TMZ compared her face to the alien face on the cover of Whitley Bich's book "Communion." Ok. Ha Ha. I get it. I SWEAR TO GAWD if I were in the same room with Whitley I'd TAKE HIM DOWN. It'd be no problem cuz he talks like wittle gurl. Stupid idiot lying alien rainbow fuker!!! Something about his voice just makes me completely insane and all ragey.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/27/joan-rivers-makes-communion/
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
KD - yes, I've tried changing shampoo's and it made it worse.
Thanks, KD! I like lavender and camphor, too.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:29pm.
As I was reading your post, I was thinking, "That must be a typo. She can't mean the alien guy." Then I got to the end. LMAO
Why was Whitley Strieber feuding with Joan Rivers? IS it because she is starting to look like one of "the greys"?
Louise- I'll see what I can find out. I'm kind of partial to it, but other people (like my mom) don't think it is that great. She doesn't like the smell, but I like it. I find lavender and camphor to be soothing, like they are supposed to be.