Thursday, May 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Pygmy Jerboa
Ever wanted to know what the broken condom baby of a field mouse and furry chick would look like? Well, here you go. It's a Pigmy Jerboa (aka chickmouse)! It's the world's smallest rodent. Maybe I'm in the minority, but it kind of scares me. It makes me want to sleep with cotton balls in my ears, because you know if you don't, it will crawl inside and eat your brains. It won't stop until it has eaten every last human brain on this planet.
It kind of looks like something Parasite Hilton's crotch coughed up.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:46pm.
L-N, Westlaw, and the others are subscription only. They are not monitored by the ISP. Also, the user must actively put in a client name or else the default search is to "no client".
Yes, it is illegal to use L-N, Westlaw, etc. for stalking purposes.
In fact, here in SF, an intern with the PD got fired recently for making snide comments about indigent defendants (no names were given) on FaceBook.
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Thanks, Momus! Hey DD! Neener neener! I was right! I win! NYAH!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:26pm.
Then you're fat as a house because Roo hasn't been able to POO in 4 days! And you ALL needed to know that! WOOT!
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Hmm.. you might want to update your math. You said it had been 4 days two days ago.
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You might want to go back to bed and get up again! I told you nine days ago that it had been fours days. Then I went and now I can't again.
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So it's a chronic pattern. Get on the Dr. Schultz. You'll think of me when you take a delightful poo EVERYDAY with no adverse effects. My work is done.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
MOMUS! I knew someone who worked in a law firm (a paralegal) and she used Lexis-Nexis to look up the address of someone she wanted to fuck with who lived in another state. It was not work-related in the least and what she was doing was for purposes of stalking. Call me crazy, but isn't that rather illegal? Can you use L-N for that kind of thing? Isn't is subscription-only and use is monitored?
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AHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I used to work in fundraising and we had Lexis Nexis for "Fundraising Professionals" - the license cost us $20,000/year. My job was to look up names of people given to me and work some magic to find out their net worth.
Do you think we looked-up old friends and sht?!?!?
We have/had a code of ethics you know!!
But, yeah, it's like putting a kid in a candy store and telling them to not touch it or eat it. Like that would happen.
Chances are you/me/everyone is being looked-up now or later. The worst perpetrators are universities.
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Stalkers on Lexis Nexis! The new millennium. Who knew?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
MOMUS! I knew someone who worked in a law firm (a paralegal) and she used Lexis-Nexis to look up the address of someone she wanted to fuck with who lived in another state. It was not work-related in the least and what she was doing was for purposes of stalking. Call me crazy, but isn't that rather illegal? Can you use L-N for that kind of thing? Isn't is subscription-only and use is monitored?
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L-N, Westlaw, and the others are subscription only. They are not monitored by the ISP. Also, the user must actively put in a client name or else the default search is to "no client".
Yes, it is illegal to use L-N, Westlaw, etc. for stalking purposes.
In fact, here in SF, an intern with the PD got fired recently for making snide comments about indigent defendants (no names were given) on FaceBook.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:40pm.
I have IBS, that's why I know about shit. OKAY!?!?!
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OKAY!!!!!! BWAH! Actually, I bought some laxative herbal tea that you drink before bed and it is supposed to work so that when you wake up in the morning you have poo times. I better doody soon because I'm beginning to look like I'm pregnant.
I should fuck with my BH and tell him I'm four months along. Wait. Then he might drop dead and I'd have to get a real job. NVM.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
MOMUS! I knew someone who worked in a law firm (a paralegal) and she used Lexis-Nexis to look up the address of someone she wanted to fuck with who lived in another state. It was not work-related in the least and what she was doing was for purposes of stalking. Call me crazy, but isn't that rather illegal? Can you use L-N for that kind of thing? Isn't is subscription-only and use is monitored?
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AHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I used to work in fundraising and we had Lexis Nexis for "Fundraising Professionals" - the license cost us $20,000/year. My job was to look up names of people given to me and work some magic to find out their net worth.
Do you think we looked-up old friends and sht?!?!?
We have/had a code of ethics you know!!
But, yeah, it's like putting a kid in a candy store and telling them to not touch it or eat it. Like that would happen.
Chances are you/me/everyone is being looked-up now or later. The worst perpetrators are universities.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:34pm.
Sugaroo hasn't been able to crap in 4 days?
That can't be good.
Have you tried a PruneJuicetini?
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Stocky, I'm lergic to prunes.
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Sug - are you really blocked??
If so, all you have to do is drink like 2 gallons of water during the day before 6pm. At about 6pm, take Metamucil. Go for 4 teaspoons in about 10 oz of water - TWO TIMES. Your stomach will bloat to all heck, but then in the morning you'll have magic poo times.
Buy the Orange flavored Metamucil. If the orange flavor is too much for you add a tsp or tbs of vinegar (also a diuretic). But you have to do all this before 7pm at the latest if you plan to go to bed around 10pm. It takes hours for all that to settle. ALSO, DON'T EAT DINNER BEFORE OR AFTER THE METAMUCIL.
I have IBS, that's why I know about sht. OKAY!?!?!
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
MOMUS! I knew someone who worked in a law firm (a paralegal) and she used Lexis-Nexis to look up the address of someone she wanted to fuck with who lived in another state. It was not work-related in the least and what she was doing was for purposes of stalking. Call me crazy, but isn't that rather illegal? Can you use L-N for that kind of thing? Isn't is subscription-only and use is monitored?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
@DiamondDawg
Lexis, Westlaw, and several law journals.
@ParisHerpes
We needed a target for our sarcastic venom before MK diverted us to Kanye.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:26pm.
Then you're fat as a house because Roo hasn't been able to POO in 4 days! And you ALL needed to know that! WOOT!
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Hmm.. you might want to update your math. You said it had been 4 days two days ago.
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You might want to go back to bed and get up again! I told you nine days ago that it had been fours days. Then I went and now I can't again.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:18pm.
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Hi DD!
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Oh hai Freebird Kitty!!
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"ah hell naw Letters and Words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:34pm.
Sugaroo hasn't been able to crap in 4 days?
That can't be good.
Have you tried a PruneJuicetini?
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Stocky, I'm lergic to prunes.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:30pm.
Why are you dolts bringing up Perez Hilton of all people?! He's SCUM! In fact, you should all just keep the discussion on the cute little guy up there. He deserves to be famous far more than that shitty asswipe Perez. MK is a 100 times funnier than he ever hopes to be (not the little guy, but Perez that is)...Who's with me!
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We're all with you. I don't think anyone has said anything nice about Perez. And only love for MK of course.
Sugaroo hasn't been able to crap in 4 days?
That can't be good.
Have you tried a PruneJuicetini?
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
Pigez Hilton site is such crap.
That asswipe is not capable of an original thought if it took a dump on him.
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And he'd probably sue it for defication of character!
Bahhhh-DUM!!!! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb ~ don't you wish DListed was available in an ultraverse format???
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:26pm.
Then you're fat as a house because Roo hasn't been able to POO in 4 days! And you ALL needed to know that! WOOT!
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Try this - all natural & non-addictive. I call him the herbal nazi because he's hard core - EVERYONE SHOULD BE VEGAN blah blah blah, but his products are GREAT. Intestinal formula #1 or the childrens formula if you're really sensitive.
https://web2.herbdoc.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=17&It...
C Word ~ thanks. BTW, love your hat.
Well isn't that something! I don't know if anybody else has said this, but the "utherverse.com" woman is so freaky because she looks like effing ET!
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/57/103157-004-EC38B6F7.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Why are you dolts bringing up Perez Hilton of all people?! He's SCUM! In fact, you should all just keep the discussion on the cute little guy up there. He deserves to be famous far more than that shitty asswipe Perez. MK is a 100 times funnier than he ever hopes to be (not the little guy, but Perez that is)...Who's with me!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:59pm.
I just looked it up in my legal-eagle-eagle search engines. It's still pending in federal court and now includes nearly 17 plaintiffs.
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Holy Crap! Lexis Nexis?
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:26pm.
Then you're fat as a house because Roo hasn't been able to POO in 4 days! And you ALL needed to know that! WOOT!
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Hmm.. you might want to update your math. You said it had been 4 days two days ago.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:24pm.
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Ah Stock, love how you never mince words. ;D
And the mouse would be cuter if it were wearing a little sombrero.
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
Awww, I just wiki'd this little cootie patootie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerboa
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:32pm.
I can't help it!! I still LOVE Multiples!
Excuse my ignorance, what is that?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
How's your stem, baby?
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Just as plump and jolly as your colon darling!
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Then you're fat as a house because Roo hasn't been able to POO in 4 days! And you ALL needed to know that! WOOT!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
I forgot to add...that weird pygmy rodent on the clip above looks like something that crawled up Richard Gere's ass and died.
MK: next time, can you post puppies or ponies...anything but rodents or lizards.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
Pigez Hilton site is such crap.
That asswipe is not capable of an original thought if it took a dump on him.
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And he'd probably sue it for defication of character!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:19pm.
How's your stem, baby?
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Just as plump and jolly as your colon darling!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTT FOR BRRAIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSS
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:18pm.
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Hi DD!
Hell, I should be glad Carroot didn't call me "shit for brains"! LOLZ!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:16pm.
SUGARBRRRRRAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS
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How's your stem, baby?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Pigez Hilton site is such crap.
That asswipe is not capable of an original thought if it took a dump on him.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:16pm.
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LOLWTF??
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
OMG. "Everyday Is Like Sunday" on the radio!!
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
SUGARBRRRRRAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS
Freeeeeeeeeeeeebird and Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrot!
This little guy (or his cousin) is my next pet. We already have a mouse so this shouldn't be difficult.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:53pm.
Re: leggings.
I wear them.
I will never see the sunny side of 40 in this lifetime again. I have the figure of a celebrity -- Poppie Fresh, the Pillsbury doughfem. However, I have enough sense to wear my leggings under slacks or calf-length skirts with boots.
Leggings are more comfortable than longjohns.
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BWahaha! I forget that it's that much colder up there. I never really had a leggings body. I don't have a puffy ass, I've always had a teardrop ass, so it's just not best for leggings. I know my limitations. Otherwise mean people like Louise Brooks will call me lumpy. :0)
ROOOOOO HOOOOOO WOOOOOO! I know, aren't they CUTE?
Awwwwwww! He was cleaning his creepy little armpits!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cutest
Thing
EVER!
I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:00pm.
:0)
heheheh!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by I am just pretend on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:06pm.
"Lavandeira is a world-renowned Internet gossip blogger"
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lavandería is Spanish for laundry
Methinks he has changed the spelling of his last name a bit in order to disguise is humble beginnings.
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I hope those 17 plaintiffs take him to the cleaners!!!!
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LMAO! ITA! Touchè.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Re: leggings.
I wear them.
I will never see the sunny side of 40 in this lifetime again. I have the figure of a celebrity -- Poppie Fresh, the Pillsbury doughfem. However, I have enough sense to wear my leggings under slacks or calf-length skirts with boots.
Leggings are more comfortable than longjohns.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by I am just pretend on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:06pm.
"Lavandeira is a world-renowned Internet gossip blogger"
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lavandería is Spanish for laundry
Methinks he has changed the spelling of his last name a bit in order to disguise is humble beginnings.
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I hope those 17 plaintiffs take him to the cleaners!!!!
OMG I had more Multiples than god!!!!!!! I used to wear the tube belts as tops, lol.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:32pm.
I can't help it!! I still LOVE Multiples!
TMZ is the debbil. Worse, it's an enabling debbil to dumbshits, racists, dumbshit-racists, xenophobes, trolls and unfunny haters of every ilk.
The TV show's even worse, none of the children on that show know any cultural references beyond Britney Spears & Rhianna.
Hate them with the passion of 1,000,000 fiery suns.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:18pm.
She didn't have the body for leggings or really anything tight. We probably would have let it slide if she wasn't a raging bitch. We called her Lumpy.
hahaha. I can totally picture that. Deluded much?