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ICYMI: Spectacular from Pretty Ricky has earned his name thanks to his sexay day-shift stripper moves! Why did I feel like I was covered in dried-up lube after watching this? - The Fury
Non-reader and CAPS aficionado Kanye West will write a book that contains some blank pages. This has to make complete sense to you - Idolator
Jon & Kate ruin JLo's reality show dreams - Celebitchy
A beautiful nude photograph of Vadge & Guy is up on the auction block - Popbytes
Kate Gosselin's new cookbook: 101 recipes using your husband's nuts - I'm Not Obsessed
Even if they paid Katherine Heeeeeeigl in Camel Cash and phlegm balls it would still be too much - Scandalist
"Kris Allen is without a doubt the American Idol...thanks to a few million votes we threw his way" - ICYDK
A big sloppy vagina who also likes big sloppy vaginas - Holy Moly!
Janice Dickinson makes America proud! - Socialite Life
A gold-plated painkiller: Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman and Mackenzie Phillips under one roof?! - Vh1 Blog
Guy needs to take a few dozen dolls if he really believes he can direct this shit - SOW
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so.. Lady gaga thinks the reason she is alone is because men only want her and not her and another female?
I'm sorry to break it to you Lady ca-ca, but my guess is that you are Alone cuz you are FUCKING UGLY.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
thank gawd for the Gosslin's marital troubles! thanks guys!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
The Jon & Kate publicity machine really did a good job, eh?
JLo must be pissed.
I love it.
Heigl's career is going just like David Caruso's & Shelly Long's did.
Who?
Exactly.
Guy and Vadge painting is gorgeous. Luffs it.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:01am.
Madonna's 70s bush took a hiatus to pose on Gaga's head for that RS cover.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Lady GaGa is attracted to women? She really needs to be attracted to a hair brush.
Edit: Guy Richie's gonna have a hard time fitting in those gratuitous slow-mos on a movie like Guys and Dolls.
A big sloppy vagina who also likes big sloppy vaginas ,good, stick a hairpie in your piehole and STFU whore ! Fox and Friends played " Let's Dance" for bumper music this morning in a LAME ASS attempt to be cool!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:01am.
The nude Vadge would be better with her 70s bush.
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You're right, Sheeps.
I was actually looking forward to a fancy cubism bush.
Shame....
Submitted by KD on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:01am.
Lady GaGa is Single because she wants to be? Yeah, that is what all losers in denial say.
Bahahahaha! So true!
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HAHAHahaha, that painting is vadge and Guy? It looks more like La Pequeña and Tito Ortiz.
I had no idea Pretty Ricky was a gay stripper on the side. I guess you gotta make that coin anyway you can these days. He should do some stroke videos for Xtube.
J.Lo and Skeletor were going to have their own reality show? No thank you. Watching my dogs sleep would be more entertaining.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Finally..a picture that actually looks like Vadge.
Fuck me running......
Lady GaGa is Single because she wants to be? Yeah, that is what all losers in denial say.
Kanye should probably learn to read BEFORE he decides to write a book.... God, I laugh every time I think of his writing a book.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
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The nude Vadge would be better with her 70s bush.
Yo yo yo.
Da braces is ghetto, man.
I has spoken.
Kanye = Dumbass
Pretty Ricki needs to stop that!
And that painting of Vadge and Ritchie is fucking hideous!!!!!
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Kanye needs to shut the fuck up, for real. I'm sure he is the kind of guy that, when you try to tell him how fuckimng ignorant he is, will come back with an answer like "you are just jealous"
He makes me violent.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
hahahah madams. i didn't even read the story yet and your post is hysterical.
I saw a trailer for The Ugly Truth with K-Heigl and G-Butler. It's hard to make a one-minute trailer bad, but it's bad. Her awful acting comes across even in the movie's highlights. Also not at all cute or funnay.
Vadge and Guy have never looked better.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Oh my god, that Kanye quote made me violent. There's nothing I hate more than someone who is PROUDLY ignorant.
Kanye needs to publish a book titled KANYE, with a big picture of KANYE on the cover, and when you open it there are no pages, just a mirror. But only KANYE can have a copy, because no one else is KANYE. And KANYE can walk around all day looking at his book, absorbing the magnificent stupidity that is KANYE.