Morning Wood
ICYMI: Spectacular from Pretty Ricky has earned his name thanks to his sexay day-shift stripper moves! Why did I feel like I was covered in dried-up lube after watching this? - The Fury
Non-reader and CAPS aficionado Kanye West will write a book that contains some blank pages. This has to make complete sense to you - Idolator
Jon & Kate ruin JLo's reality show dreams - Celebitchy
A beautiful nude photograph of Vadge & Guy is up on the auction block - Popbytes
Kate Gosselin's new cookbook: 101 recipes using your husband's nuts - I'm Not Obsessed
Even if they paid Katherine Heeeeeeigl in Camel Cash and phlegm balls it would still be too much - Scandalist
"Kris Allen is without a doubt the American Idol...thanks to a few million votes we threw his way" - ICYDK
A big sloppy vagina who also likes big sloppy vaginas - Holy Moly!
Janice Dickinson makes America proud! - Socialite Life
A gold-plated painkiller: Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman and Mackenzie Phillips under one roof?! - Vh1 Blog
Guy needs to take a few dozen dolls if he really believes he can direct this shit - SOW
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Haha how long do you think practicing in the mirror was a major pastime?
If this shit is straight then I must be a card carrying Lesbian. Pretty Ricky, Spectacular, Sparkles-what ever the fuck you call yourself, its time you sat your mama down for a chat.
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What the fuck..
What's that? Fox claims the voting for AI was fair and balanced? If it's anything like their news, we know what THAT means!
why... why!... WHY!.. why didn't they capture Janice's flight down the stairs?!?!.. i would have paid to see that!... hell, i would have paid to push her!!
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with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by strawberry_wine on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:49pm.
Hey Strawberry - Yes, THAT Dexter. He is one sexy momofuka! He's at his best on Dexter. The only thing that ruins it a little for me is knowing he married the chick that plays his sis on the show. ew.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:52pm.
OK, but the last time someone took me out for sushi, the cook tried to serve us really undercooked fish. Gross!
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Incredible ;)
We'll go for Bento boxes then....cute little stuff of fried goodies. Yumm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:52pm.
OK, but the last time someone took me out for sushi, the cook tried to serve us really undercooked fish. Gross!
did anyone see the article on idolator (the web page for the kanye link) about the north american air sex championships? it was a pretty interesting read:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/family-and-relationships/this-man-is...
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Guys and Dolls was not a cinematic masterpiece, so Guy Ritchie can do whatever he wants for all I care. Anyone calling this blasphemy needs to take their heads out of their asses and listen to Marlon Brando sing again.
Okay,
#1 what in the hell is that dude from pretty ricky doing. that was kinda scary. he does have the male stripper moves down pat though.
#2 i've never liked kanye, but this just fuels my paasionate contempt for him even more. what an ignorant fuck. if someone likes to read it doesn't mean they're not "experiencing life", it just means they like stories, learning, etc. AND he's going to release a so-called book? i hope someday soon kanye implodes or spontaneously combusts out of sheer self absorption.
3# lady caca is another one that needs to fuck off and die. i don't think she could be anymore trite and cliche. no one brags to anyone that will listen that they're bi or gay without wanting a reaction from it- usually the reaction of being turned on, fascinated, and thinking they're oh-so-edgy and out here...pffft
:makes jack-off motion with non-existent penis:
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:19am.
I got a selection of pickeled Japanese stuff.
There is ginger (which I munch regularly to help my car sickness), pickeled yellow root thing and pickeled....red/burgundy thing that looks like a plum.
The pickled yellow root is daikon (radish); the red thing is pickled apricot-plum (umeboshi).
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Awww...thanks Sheeps!
When you're in London, give me a call. You and me must go for some daikon and umeboshi! Great stuff!!!
:D
Submitted by MISSterious on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:39am.
Hey, Missterious, in your signature do you mean you love Dexter from the show on showtime?
If so, I love him too. Michael C. Hall is a pretty awesome actor, and his character Dexter is even better.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
spectacular from pretty ricky- WTF was that?!~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:19am.
I got a selection of pickeled Japanese stuff.
There is ginger (which I munch regularly to help my car sickness), pickeled yellow root thing and pickeled....red/burgundy thing that looks like a plum.
The pickled yellow root is daikon (radish); the red thing is pickled apricot-plum (umeboshi).
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:13am.
And the posts have as much charm as this weird pickled thing that I just found in my sushi -no idea what it is, but it tasted good.
Daikon? Gari?
Perkele is so cute, hm? :D I'd call my cat Perkele, heheheeeee.
The Finnish models probably just laugh about her perkeling fish pout and her perkeled-up plastic surgery.
This is Finnish, but not the end :D
I'm totally reading "perkele" the way some black folks say "pickle"
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Perkele OFF!!!
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
the vadge painting made me laugh out loud. I'd have to call "REALISM" - REDUX
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Was that really necessary??? I'm not really sure, but I think he just knocked me up! Ugh. Where my morning after pill at!???
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:34am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:25am.
does anyone speak Finnish?
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Perkele means fuck.
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...I had perkele coffee for breakfast
"Non-reader and CAPS aficionado Kanye West will write a book that contains some blank pages. This has to make complete sense to you"
....or he could write a book with 72 pt font in CAPS and fill a book with one paragraph and be done with it....
Spectacular = Heterosexuality FAIL
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Everything you want. Everything you need. She will be. Honestly, and completely. - Adelle, Dollhouse.
thanks Mama Superiour! LOL I need someone to tell me what these models are saying about Janice!
I know my boss does but I don't think it would be right to ask her, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:25am.
does anyone speak Finnish?
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Perkele means fuck.
That's all Finnish I have ;)
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:20am.
@ mother s
I dunno..will ask the sushi chefs at the store on Saturday. Now I'm curious.
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Here is a pick of what I had:
http://justhungry.com/files/images/tsukemonoiroiro.jpg
It's clear from looking at that foot that Dickinson is suffering from a severe case of ebola! What a dumb fucking slag!
Snowy,
That shiz from yesterday is still making me laugh.
And yes, I wear a helmet for my own protection when I go outside.
stoney: as long as she includes my favorite recipie for Ho-made Pee Soup and Dlisted Stew
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
does anyone speak Finnish?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I mean, that cunt is going to fill her entire cookbook with Campbells Soup recipes and retarded mom jean wearing Christians are actually going to buy it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the humanity!
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Morning GUys!!!!!!!!! Watch that Quween video. It's the latest item.
And I need Open Post. I gots some qwestions for y'all.
Oh NO!
No J-Ho reality show?!
PFFFTTTT! good riddance BITCH
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
@ mother s
I dunno..will ask the sushi chefs at the store on Saturday. Now I'm curious.
@ mother s hahahahahah stop im choking! hook up the oxygen
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:15am.
oh! pickled ginger. it's to clear your palate.
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No no, it's not the ginger.
I got a selection of pickeled Japanese stuff.
There is ginger (which I munch regularly to help my car sickness), pickeled yellow root thing and pickeled....red/burgundy thing that looks like a plum.
Are those braces or stained teeth? Or maybe screwd up gold teef. Either way he needs to brush.
And put on pants.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed… I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life,”
And TA DUH! This is his Epic Novel/Auto Biography.
Now, I have to ask Kangay,
UM YOU DON'T WANT A BOOKS AUTOGRAPH? MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET RID OF YOUR PRESS AND PLAY BOOK SERIES AND TRY LOOKING AT A REAL BOOK, THEY DON'T TALK BACK TO YOU, YOU DON'T NEED A MAGIC PEN AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE AN ACTUAL PERSON YOU CAN TALK TOO WROTE IT????
I can't believe he is really this stupid. I mean I can, but I can't.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:14am.
hahahah @ mother s
weird pickle thing? hmmm..you jerkin my gherkin?
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I toot your root! :D
It looks like something made of a root, but I'm not sure what...
I wonder how Tyra feels about Janice representing ANTM, does Bankable productions get $ from all the versions?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
oh! pickled ginger. it's to clear your palate.
The fact that Kate Gosselin now thinks she's some type of goddamn martha fucking stewart when in reality she has cooks and housekeepers and babysitters doing goddamn everything makes me STABBY. Bitch, you don't have skillz just because you took a large dose of Clomid and got free shit!
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hahahah @ mother s
weird pickle thing? hmmm..you jerkin my gherkin?
I can't really put it in words, but Celebitchy's blog is petty. First they slash and then they favour and apologise not to come over too negative.
And the posts have as much charme as this weird pickled thing that I just found in my sushi -no idea what it is, but it tasted good.
This will make ya puke!http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/newsite/celebs/torisag.html
If I were Katherine Heigl I'd be pissed. Hollywood managed to pay Julia fuckin Roberts and Cameron Diaz (and other equally talentless actress, actors) 20 MILLION DOLLARS for a couple of stupid tired Rom-Coms, and she can't get $3 million?
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Bitches keep bitchin'
so.. Lady gaga thinks the reason she is alone is because men only want her and not her and another female?
I'm sorry to break it to you Lady ca-ca, but my guess is that you are Alone cuz you are FUCKING UGLY.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!