Oops! She Did "It" Again!
Remember those paparazzi pictures from a while ago of Brit Brit with blended pussay raspberries all over her panties? If not, Google it, you dumb fuck, because I will not directly contribute to that fuckery before noon. Well, Tia Flujo Gorda visited Brit Brit yet again without RSVPing first.
A NOT-RIGHT source tells Page Six that Our Lady of Cheetos recently shot a spread for Elle Magazine and the lil' possum tart didn't come prepared. The source said, "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty."
Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that big of a deal. Sadly, most of us have seen it in pictures and some of you have even smelled it (WHY DID I TYPE THAT?). I'm sure it's like Manwich anyway. They should've just poured it on a toasted bun, torched the dress and then moved on. NEXT!
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Oh and a POSITIVE from this disgusting nast,
AT LEAST SHE AIN'T PREGNANT!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
islandgirl, not the snort-gag reflex?!!!
I guess Shitney's twat assistant was off that day...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:32am.
CAN'T STOP THE SLOT RUN Y'ALL!!!
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Hahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:20am.
How could she not know what time of the month it was? Every woman I know gets a little warning PMS.
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Hekki, I track mine on a calendar, because I turn into crying, raging, angry, irrational BITCH. It's for the safety of those around me. Mostly Mr. Green Is Good's safety.
Damn, I need Seasonale, but I dislike all Doctors, and in particular Doctors who specialize in woman's problems.
Whoever came up with stirrups and backless paper gowns should be slapped hard.
I thank God she doesn't have daughters.
The sad thing is that Brit's done so much stupid shit this story is entirely believable.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Submitted by I am just pretend on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:32am.
Dreamy...
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONNNE!! BWAH!
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Lol....no! :0)
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Did she not wear underwear? It takes kind of a while for it to go through underwear onto clothes. Unless you have a niagra falls type period. I guess mine is not very heavy.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:25am.
Stuff a Tampax into that hatchet wound, you rancid hosebeast!
Hosebeast? hahahahaha never heard that b4 but sounds funny! Always thought Uvula was a snatchpart till i googled :o)
MK from the bottom of my cold dead heart, Thank YOU! I was worried that I would fall of the diet wagon today, but now thanks to this post and the images it conjured up.. I wont eat again for a year!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:30am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:28am.
Bring on the bipolar arguments.
Bitch isn't and never was. She is just a disgusting piece of trash with too much money and no brains.
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AMEN!
Where are the loons to defend the trash heap?
- They have moved on to Lady CaCa.
DING DANG!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:29am.
I am sure it is just stains from her Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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LMAO!!
Dreamy...
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONNNE!! BWAH!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:29am.
I'm surprised she hasn't shit her pants a few times.
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OK, that made me snort. Then gag. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Oh hurl...
Manwich?
CAN'T STOP THE SLOT RUN Y'ALL!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The too close together tit spirals are making me think I'm crossed eyed.
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Me too. They are like hypnotizing wheels into hell.
she should be killed
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:28am.
Bring on the bipolar arguments.
Bitch isn't and never was. She is just a disgusting piece of trash with too much money and no brains.
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AMEN!
Where are the loons to defend the trash heap?
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Thank you, Dreamy! So sorry I ask..........she is a complete and total hick! People in Lousiana should be mortified that she is from the same state.
I'm eating some delicious cherry strudel, and Shitney doesn't put me off it.
Every other detail of her life is managed by others. Yet, she can't be trusted to be on the look out for Aunt Flo? I'm surprised she hasn't shit her pants a few times.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I am sure it is just stains from her Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
YES sheeps! I will photoshop Susan on that outfit now & use it as my new avi! Brilliant!
who designed those freaking costumes. horrible!
her muffin top is worse than mine lol
Bring on the bipolar arguments.
Bitch isn't and never was. She is just a disgusting piece of trash with too much money and no brains.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:25am.
It's not that hard to Goggle, people:
*tearing up* Old, funner Britney.
Classy bird.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
It's long been established that the woman is a bloomin' idiot but there's no excuse for this. She probably expects someone to plug her once a month or clean her ass up.
here ya go
http://britneybash.com/images/nsfw-britney-spears-shows-her-bloody-perio...
Submitted by I am just pretend on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:22am.
The above outfit is not at all flattering. The cankle hang is the least of her worries. The too close together tit spirals are making me think I'm crossed eyed.
True. Neither sexay nor inneresting. It might look better on someone else. Susan Boil??
OMG! That is disgusting!!! Thank you! :)
It's not that hard to Goggle, people:
http://britneybash.com/images/nsfw-britney-spears-shows-her-bloody-perio...
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Stuff a Tampax into that hatchet wound, you rancid hosebeast!
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:21am.
What??? I am suppose to google, what?
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This
NSFW!!!
http://x17online.com/BSPEARSPERIODS011708_02.jpg
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
I have never seen that picture, disgusting as it may sound, does anyone have a link??? LOL
Please, MK, I am (was) trying to eat my strawberries!
Her boob swirls and belt melted together looks like a Japanime character.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
The above outfit is not at all flattering. The cankle hang is the least of her worries. The too close together tit spirals are making me think I'm crossed eyed
Until forensics comes back, I'm not convinced it wasn't just ketchup. You know she puts ketchup on EVERYTHING. Even Velveeta cheese grits. Or couture.
What??? I am suppose to google, what?
How could she not know what time of the month it was? Every woman I know gets a little warning PMS.
I just lost my appetite...
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
"Well, Tia Flujo Gordo visited Brit Brit yet again without RSVPing first."
hahahahaha. Classic.
Get this bitch on Seasonale pronto. Four periods a year. End of Aunt Flo problems.
Fucking hillbilly!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
The tour costumes are horrible.
This has no class. Some where in LA Christina is laughing her ass off.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Michael, you're paying for my therapy.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
the dumb hillbilly still doesn't know how she got the two tater tots so you can't expect her to know to stuff a plug in it.
aw c'mon that can't be true. it simply cannot.
Heinz - now with 58 flavorings!
Jesus, she's vile.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
*slides breakfast into trashcan*
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Check out that cankle overhang on the right. Ew.