Oops! She Did "It" Again!
Remember those paparazzi pictures from a while ago of Brit Brit with blended pussay raspberries all over her panties? If not, Google it, you dumb fuck, because I will not directly contribute to that fuckery before noon. Well, Tia Flujo Gorda visited Brit Brit yet again without RSVPing first.
A NOT-RIGHT source tells Page Six that Our Lady of Cheetos recently shot a spread for Elle Magazine and the lil' possum tart didn't come prepared. The source said, "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty."
Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that big of a deal. Sadly, most of us have seen it in pictures and some of you have even smelled it (WHY DID I TYPE THAT?). I'm sure it's like Manwich anyway. They should've just poured it on a toasted bun, torched the dress and then moved on. NEXT!
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MAKING THE JELLY IN SLOTS CAN'T PUT THE GLIDE ON FRESH CHEESE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
this bitch is absolutely disgusting
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
oops
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Someone needs to permanently shut her cooter with a cork and superglue.
WTheF would anyone hire this roadkill for anything?
wtf is this bitch wearing?? who approved this?
OK WOW MOMS DO HAVE FLOW TIMES AND SOCK SLOTS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I may swim in the " Red River" but I will never drink from it.
She needs to follow those 'toilet bats' and go to the tampon machine.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:58am.
You can't take the swamp girl....aww you know
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...out front and curb her?
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Snowie
hahahah
Mah Paw lacks to purcheese them cotton thingies you push up in that there pussay
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
you know what? Serves them well for doing photo shoots with her. Haven't they learned? You can't take the swamp girl....aww you know
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
I saw the picture. Ewwwwwwww....
At least we know she's not pregnant, thank God!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
LOL Miss P! mah pussay ain't Toxic y'all, I'm fixin' to send Pappy to the Piggly Wiggly to pick me up some feminine products
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:50am
And in Shitney's case, after running the statistical probabilities, case history and adding in the TOILET BAT factor, it really isn't to hard to believe.
OKAY JUMP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That stupid costume is like some low-rent hillbilly performance version of Slim Goodbody.
More like SlimJim Fugbody.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
She's a pig.
Also, I think it's pretty common for the first day to be kind of light, so you usually catch it before too much damage is done (especially if you ARE wearing underwear. Hello!) The second day is the heaviest.
All of the "accidents" I'VE ever had have been on the second day.
mah pussay lacks to rooin fancey thingies y'all
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
ha ha pretend her boobies are googly eyes!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Ginalicious on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:46am.
DAE We can always count on you to post a link to that disaster. LOL
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Hell yeah! lol
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:48am.
(our) right side of the above picture! Her pussaaaayyy lip IS hanging out.
*going to gouge me eyes out*
Thanks for info! :o)
* Going to photoshop, enlarging it and yanking my bellrope till i pass out *
Dag...
when did the tampon become extinct that Britney is having these issues in 2009! It's not 1809 bitch..
Get with the program.
Go on SEASONALE.
There periods a year should keep you out of trouble!
Dumb whore...sorry,,had to get that one in.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:47am.
Besides, gossip is more fun if you choose what you want to believe.
Oh, this thread is giving me the LAFFS today!
(our) right side of the above picture! Her pussaaaayyy lip IS hanging out.
*going to gouge me eyes out*
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Aw, the Gossip Police are here, CHECK YOUR FACTS HO'S, FACTS!!!!
Yes, this probably happens to this goliath pile of fuckcheese every gottdamn month.
Her pa dint do a panny check.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This woman has more pussy problems than Susan Boyle and she has 57 cats!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:42am.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:40am.
She calls em "purdy dresses."
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Why do I always hear banjos with the word 'purdy?' Yikes!
Britney yells to fans "My PUSSY is hanging out!" (skip to 3:03/4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GxLVAXTq9c
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
DAE We can always count on you to post a link to that disaster. LOL
It must take her a long-ass time for her to get into that horrific costume. Who has cankles that huge? Bet she thinks she looks SO sexay!
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
Foul, just foul. I won't pretend Aunt Flo has never left a few surprise spots on my panties, but not enough to SOAK THROUGH MY CLOTHES. Methinks someone is still putting drugs in Britney's biscuits if she can't feel the flow when it's that heavy. Dirty bitch.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Mutlee, and again... here ya go!
http://britneybash.com/images/nsfw-britney-spears-shows-her-bloody-perio...
She's done it once, clearly she doesn't learn
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:38am.
That costume...the cankle, the muffin top, the outer labia hanging out...
My eyes don't know where to look.
jelly, jelly, jeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy. Thats all!
Those ankles coming out of the top of those strappy shoes look Poppin' Fresh.
There's no safe place to rest your eyes!
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Remember the story from 2 years back when she was doing that interview for a British mag, and her dog shat all over the place? Then she stained the clothes after eating greasy food. Why would anybody else give her yet another photo-shoot wearing expensive couture?
Submitted by mutlee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:42am.
Do you realy believe that this shit happened or is it some fucking gossipy lil page 6 bitch who is trying to stir shit up because the gossip news today is slow. Seriously people do you think this really happened?
I never believe the anonymous "sources" in these stories. They're not even fun to read, they're so fake.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:37am.
Lucky us, ElB!
You know she has :o)
Oops!
... I did it again.
I shat myself.
Got turds in my pants.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
Submitted by mutlee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:42am.
Do you realy believe that this shit happened or is it some fucking gossipy lil page 6 bitch who is trying to stir shit up because the gossip news today is slow. Seriously people do you think this really happened?
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Ok, all together on three. One, two, three-
YES!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:40am.
She calls em "purdy dresses."
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:39am.
Hahaha, maybe this post should be entitled, "Poops! She shit it again."
Love it!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Do you realy believe that this shit happened or is it some fucking gossipy lil page 6 bitch who is trying to stir shit up because the gossip news today is slow. Seriously people do you think this really happened?
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
Hey snowy! "Ah smell sumpin' funny, y'all."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:36am.
You can put couture onna pig...
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'Y'all I don't need y'all to put a cooter on me, I already gotta cooter, I know cuz it's all red and stuff. Dang, y'all. Put a cooter on a pig. Y'all are funny. Wait, do pigs have cooters? I've never seen a pig cooter. I know they have bacon. I luv bacon.'
I could go on for hours.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:35am.
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Hahaha, maybe this post should be entitled, "Poops! She shit it again."
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
That costume...the cankle, the muffin top, the outer labia hanging out...
My eyes don't know where to look.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:33am.
AMEN!
Where are the loons to defend the trash heap?
- They have moved on to Lady CaCa.
DING DANG!
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lmao
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Lucky us, ElB!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:29am.
I'm surprised she hasn't shit her pants a few times.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
You can put couture onna pig...
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:29am.
I'm surprised she hasn't shit her pants a few times.
She has, just without papz around.
perhaps if hte blindfold was over her mouth the concert would have been alot better...oh wait..she doesnt really sing..never mind lol