Oops! She Did "It" Again!
Remember those paparazzi pictures from a while ago of Brit Brit with blended pussay raspberries all over her panties? If not, Google it, you dumb fuck, because I will not directly contribute to that fuckery before noon. Well, Tia Flujo Gorda visited Brit Brit yet again without RSVPing first.
A NOT-RIGHT source tells Page Six that Our Lady of Cheetos recently shot a spread for Elle Magazine and the lil' possum tart didn't come prepared. The source said, "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty."
Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that big of a deal. Sadly, most of us have seen it in pictures and some of you have even smelled it (WHY DID I TYPE THAT?). I'm sure it's like Manwich anyway. They should've just poured it on a toasted bun, torched the dress and then moved on. NEXT!
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are we getting a new loon/troll delivery every day now?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Laurel is a fat chick name.
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Yes, that's right. The Jonas Brothers!!!
Being recognised for what's on my mind is such a refreshing change of pace. Thanks for caring so much!
Yet another reason why Dlisted rocks!
This kind of exchange is what you people call fun? Get a life. You so don't worry me. Go headbutt somebody already. Maybe that will help you calm down.
Jonas Brothers live the dream!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It
Bitch is such a hillbilly.
Migraine - I KNOW!!! Jebus, I swapped the "Asshole magnet" for "troll magnet"
WTF??
Guess I'm just that loveable.
LMFAO!
Pappy Spears is slippin' on the job!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Stoney, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Speaking of playgrounds Laurel, you're the one with the Jonas Brothers link. Just sayyin.
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M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:30am
Maybe us Slut Stacks should try and figure out if we should "Go Pro or Go Home".
I mean, all these fancy art talkin' folks make mah brains do clap slaps.
*tries to catch shit going over mah head with a hair net*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E.
You are like an effin' troll magnet!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I'm going to choose to believe that her meds need adjusted with regard to this story because otherwise there is no reason for this broad not to be making macaroni art at the psych facility she lives in.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:15am.
The idea is that none of it is art, but guess that went right over your head.
Nice to read what kids like you say on the playground, though.
Ah, the comebacks of the mentally challenged!
Good one. That was funny! :)
Jonas Brothers live the dream!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It
EEG
I know! Shit, my 3 year old has better cooter hygiene than Brit.
That's it, I'm sending Brit a tub of Kandoo wipes. Werd.
It's birth control, bitch.
Seasonale...24-7-365. period free plus the added benefit of inhibiting this bitch from breeding.
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
OMG I'm hysterical here @ MK 'WHY DID I TYPE THAT' LMAO ..send the ambulance I'm choking hysterically here..
More like rotten hamburger than manwich.
I don't understand how she does not know it's time. Nasty!
Migraine,
A hillbilly piece of shit, no good cunt, named...
Britney.
I'm sure it's already been said a thousand times. but what adult woman does not have a tampon at the ready when she is close to that time?
Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:08am.
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You need your head examined if you thing bleeding all over expensive clothing at a photo shoot is ART.
Why don't you go back to playing with your feces.
she is so gross.
That costume is so ugly, and is not flattering to her body at all.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Gags. I swear when i was preggers i worked with this ho who I swear never changed her gott DAMNED PADS. Ugh. I had super spidey sense and wished I couldn't smell that but i did. Sickening. Thanks for bringing me back.. no lunch for me!
(Now that I have finished throwing up)...
Aww, come on, MK. This is so played out already!
I mean, hasn't some rebel artist from Japan already covered this territory? Women experiencing uncomfortable situations while onstage? Close up shots of what no one wants to see? Yes, it's all already happened. Same shit, different movie*.
Get with it, BritBrit! Make a statement.
Call it ART, or keep it in the hut.
Go pro or go home!!!
*film, sorry.
Jonas Brothers live the dream!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:34am.
Whoever came up with stirrups and backless paper gowns should be slapped hard.
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Word. I think I have decided not to go this year. I just hate those damn stirrups. And my doctor always wants to talk to me beforehand. STFU and get done down there!
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"Ick. Nast."
Submitted by HereForTheRide on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:49am.
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Maybe Brit should ShamWow up her monthly drippings since she can't be assed to use a tampon.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:14am.
STICK A STRING BEAN IN YOUR CLAP SLOT LIKE WOW!
This comment made me think "SHAMWOW"!
MK you should really consider banning alien ads from your site. The "New way to meet men" ad on the right hand side of the page has a staring, frog eyed alien woman and I don't like it.
Is Crazy Brit coming back?!?! Dare I get my hopes up?
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~cheetos & frapp~
Seriously, even if you get caught out somewhere without a tampon, how fucking hard is it to ask the ladies wandering around if they can help a bitch out BEFORE you put on the 'spansive clothes?!
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So, did Elle have to throw away the clothes she bled all over? Talk about a waste of money!!
The good thing about this whole thing is that Elle usually calls out bitches for their interview and photo shoot fuckery. They have a way with words that totally makes these tards look ridiculously stupid. I hope Britney's father doesn't make them edit out the good shit.
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LMAO Miss P. tru dat
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Uvula
Her vagina's sharp teef might of done it too
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
WTF was Elle thinking to let this walking disaster come within 20 feet of couture clothing? Who wants to see an airbrushed magazine spread of her anyway? Whoever approved that photo shoot needs to read his/her Bible--"cast not your pearls before swine."
How absolutely fucking disgusting. How the hell at almost 27 years old does she NOT know she's got her fucking period?
She is the definition of white trash. Pure and simple. Money does not equal class.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:56am.
Yup. My fave Brit story is still her and Adnan getting it on in the Betsey Johnson changing room, then walking out without buying anything. That was like one chapter before her nadir: getting strapped into the gurney with helicopters overhead.
Hey, atleast shes not pregnant, right? Right?!
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Bitches keep bitchin'
I bet we could find a way to pull enough money together from "charitable donations" to get her spayed and prevent further disgusting photos from being released to the unsuspecting public.
Miss Priss- If I didn't know better, I'd think her cooter was trying for mass genocide. That shit is straight up worthy of a suicide mission for my eyes.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Nasty pig!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:14am.
STICK A STRING BEAN IN YOUR CLAP SLOT LIKE WOW!
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Her cooter's just trying to off itself
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Oh, please. The "showing up at the couture shoot and getting fried-chicken grease all over the satin" was a better "story".
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'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Exactly Uvula!
Please someone please do it!
LOL!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
STICK A STRING BEAN IN YOUR CLAP SLOT LIKE WOW!
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
I think this pig is just too lazy to put in a tampon. So fucking sad. She is such a retard.
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GIG,
He did but it is in the Boyle thread.
Where's Charles Manson? He needs to weigh in on the controversy!
Umm hello,does this tramp not keep track of her cycle?! Most women know when their period is suppose to come on, some even know what day it will show up. This is just sad and nasty..a grown woman bleeding all over the place cause her mother obviously didn't teach her about monitoring and taking care of your cycle. I won't be surprised if Daddy Spears will have to start strapping on one of those diapers on her that female dogs wear when they're bleeding.
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