Thursday, May 28th 2009

Oops! She Did "It" Again!

Remember those paparazzi pictures from a while ago of Brit Brit with blended pussay raspberries all over her panties? If not, Google it, you dumb fuck, because I will not directly contribute to that fuckery before noon. Well, Tia Flujo Gorda visited Brit Brit yet again without RSVPing first.

A NOT-RIGHT source tells Page Six that Our Lady of Cheetos recently shot a spread for Elle Magazine and the lil' possum tart didn't come prepared. The source said, "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty."

Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that big of a deal. Sadly, most of us have seen it in pictures and some of you have even smelled it (WHY DID I TYPE THAT?). I'm sure it's like Manwich anyway. They should've just poured it on a toasted bun, torched the dress and then moved on. NEXT!

Posted by: Michael K


z-listed's picture

this is something your average 13 year-old wouldn't do!

She really, really REALLY has NO class whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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it would be hell funny if it wasnt so sad! wish she'd just fuck off

ImHiHowRU's picture

** I remember when I was in basic training, we were all lined up and rushed to get our sizes down and uniforms tried on and handed out, and one girl got SOOOO yelled at because she handed back a pair of pants with as MK called it "blended pussay raspberries" - poor girl. GROSS, though. **

Freak Speely's picture

I feel so sorry for her body in that outfit.

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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Vermithrax's picture

I ain't Googlin' that shit man are you crazy?!

Kandykane's picture

Shitters + expensive designer togs = dog shit and blood. Stoopid bastards should've known better so they won't be getting any sympathy from me regarding their period stained rags. Pun intended.

JustJack's picture

Just tuned in. Stoney, any popcorn left?

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Brit Brit really is a lil' bit 'tarded, huh? I bet her fam used to think it was cute. Now, not so much.

Give her that there pill that shuts it off except for a few times a year. Four messes a year is better than 12.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

dramaqueen365247's picture

Elle gets what they deserved for hiring that crazy bitch. Nobody can be surprised by this development. I guess now Papa Spears will also have to insert her tampons for her.
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bitchette's picture

*stomps on bridge*

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:26pm.

Agreed. I imagine lots of women (if not all) have had a "suprise" moment when your period showed up off schedule.

Stupid blabbermouth.

Stoney's picture

Seriously!

*disappointed face*

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EastEndGirl's picture

Well what a waste of beer, popcorn, slim jims and nuts.

Skye10's picture

I don't know if this story is true or not but lets face it from Brit's past behavior we all know that she is TRIFLIN'. Lets not act brand new...

stake_spike's picture

Unless she's got some super duper heavy flow, I think the queen that blabbed this is being overly dramatic.

christine the hoff's picture

"Stuffing my fat lard ass face with honey roasted peanuts"

what did I miss?

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Fucka doodle-do.

M.E.'s picture

It's just mean to taunt the tards.

Why do they always throw in the "your fat" and "all your friends are only on line"??

It's comical.

bitchette's picture

beer?? did i hear beer?

*grabs bottle*

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Migraine Sally's picture

*plops down between Stoney and EEG and splits my teriyaki Slim Jim into 3 pieces*

It's ON like DONKEY KONG naw!

EastEndGirl's picture

Pops beer.

Pass the popcorn please.

M.E. is a skinny bitch.

snowpiece's picture

Laurel don't you have some pea soup to make from scratch or something?

Oh and M.E.'s body is slammin' so STFU.

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Stoney's picture

Aw shit. It called M.E. fat!

*pops bag of popcorn and waits*

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:50am.

Magnet? You spoke to me first, and I offered you the courtesy of a reply. Who's delusional?

Tigers are supposed to be quick, right? And you're just not that swift. Maybe it's that extra 20 lbs. you gained in attempt to fight off having too many admirers? Oh wait, yours are all online, and have no idea what you really look like, so there's no need for that kind of foolishness..

Poor tiger. I'll never get you this worked up again, so enjoy it while it lasts. Your extremely amazing real life can wait just a little longer, because just now...

You are a Magnet!!!

Enjoy.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:08am.
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You need your head examined if you thing bleeding all over expensive clothing at a photo shoot is ART.

Why don't you go back to playing with your feces.

Jonas Brothers live the dream!

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It

M.E.'s picture

" CHEST-SLAPPING FAS BABIES"
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OMFG!!!!

*spits water all over screen*

*starts to choke*

OMG Stoney!!!

*dies*

bitchette's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:47pm.

thanks beesh.

so much more seemly. :)

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EastEndGirl's picture

Ahh, pure poetry.

Stoney's picture

BRITNEY IS A RANCID PIECE OF FECAL MIST SPRAYING FILTH OF A MOTHER. A FAT WHALE STUFFED INSIDE HOOKERWEAR AND PARADED ON STAGE LIKE A FREAK TO MAKE MONEY FOR HER TRASH FAMILY. CUNT COULD ONLY DREAM OF LANDING AN ACTUAL HUMAN LIKE ADNAN AS A BOYFRIEND. SHE AND HER REDNECK TRAMP LITTLE SISTER SHOULD BOTH DIE IN A THIRD GRADE GEOGRAPHY CHALLENGE AND HER CHEST-SLAPPING FAS BABIES CAN LIVE WITH THAT MOOCHING HIDEOUS-HAIRED FAT SPERM WRANGLING HOODRAT FOREVER!

*EDITED FOR BITCHETTE

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bitchette's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:43pm.

i don't appreciate your use of the term wigger. :P

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zomay's picture

I would be really happy for the rest of my life, if the media promised to not talk about Brit and her vagina. Brit and her monthly friend. Or Brit and strings.

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M.E.'s picture

Isn't her tour close to being over??? Is she actually going to finish it??

M.E.'s picture

Stoney, don't you be going soft on me bitch! NO EXCUSES for Shitters!

Migraine Sally's picture

*hands Stoney her fruit cup, laced with anti-psychotics*

Happy Hour's picture

Tia Flujo Gorda
bahaahahahah...

we call it my comadre....

Stoney's picture

*checks self into institution*

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EastEndGirl's picture

Jesus Christ Stoney. Did you just say something nice about Shitters?!

For shame.

christine the hoff's picture

M.E.
you have arrived. another troll says so.
her sheets? ugh please. it's lunchtime.

she is beyond gross. not only can't she raise her kids, she can't be trusted to look out for her own panty pudding.
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Fucka doodle-do.

Stoney's picture

On the other hand, it does have to suck that even when your tampon leaks the whole world hears about it, lol.

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M.E.'s picture

Hoff, what can I say. That spider yesterday must have been the Omen.

M.E.'s picture

bitchette - I know!! How do you NOT notice?? I mean HELL, you can FEEL it coming out.

Ugh! Bitch is just a swamp whore.

Imagine what her bedsheets must look like.

*barfs*

christine the hoff's picture

jesus christ my nine year old son would be able to take care of homself.
it's troll o'clock already? M.E., you bitch!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Ginalicious's picture

Hey! Leave us "fat chicks" outta this, Stoney. ;)

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bitchette's picture

how many clothes did she ruin before someone noticed???
this doesn't make any sense to me. besides the fact that a fuckin' 13 yo girl can take care of herself better, there are sooo many people around and checking every damn thread and wrinkle, i don't know how this could've happened- at least to more than one outfit.

Laurel- put your helmet on hun. we don't want you to get yourself hurt.

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M.E.'s picture

Yes, blame me, it's always my fault!!

;)

Migraine Sally's picture

Thats right Migraine.

EVERYTHING is M.E.s fault!
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I know. Yet......I can't quit her. I ♥ her awful!

snowpiece's picture

Sally: LMAO at Kandoo wipes!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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EastEndGirl's picture

Thats right Migraine.

EVERYTHING is M.E.s fault!

Migraine Sally's picture

Snowy, Stoney, et al.

Blame M.E. She has some kind of Pied Piper of Trolls action going on.

M.E.'s picture

Oh how I love how people *coughtrollscough* sit here and bitch at us for posting, yet......they are doing the exact same thing.