Chris Brown Sued!
Chris Brown received a special gift today in the form a lawsuit filed by some dude named Robert Rosen. Robert claims Chris Brown's bodyguards beat him something good at an L.A. Fitness last March.
Radar says that on March 13th, Chris and his friends were playing basketball when Robert decided he wanted to get a few pictures of him. Chris' bodyguards immediately stepped in and told him to flutter away. But when Robert tried to leave, he says an L.A. Fitness employee blocked him and started to manhandle him. This led to Robert falling down stars (HA: Why is picturing people fall down stairs so fucking funny?). Instead of giving him a helping hand, Chris Brown's bodyguards whooped his ass. Chris trained them well.
Robert is suing both Chris and L.A. Fitness for assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, premises liability and false imprisonment. Robert is asking for Chris to sing him an acoustic version of "I'm Sowwy," followed by a kiss on the cheek and a basket full of fluffy bunnies. Of course not. Robert wants money money money money money money MONEY!!!!!!
It doesn't seem like Chris himself ever brought down his fist on Robert's face or body, but he's the one being sued. Maybe Chris ordered his bodyguards to pelt that bitch? Or maybe Robert is just taking advantage of the whole Ike & Tina '09 situation and thinks he can make quick a dollar. It's the American way! Hey, it's either get a job at Arby's to pay the bills or sue a bitch.
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I am so tired of looking at his ugly face. Can we just use humorous facsimiles from here on out?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:00am.
I can't wait for the headline, "Chris Brown Beaten to Death by Umbrella."
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Ha ha, I can just imagine someone beating on him with an umbrella and singing 'Umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay' LOL
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Yea, all Chris Brown's fault. If you are going to sue someone you might not want to make a video where you say the guy was innocent and that it was your fault you broke your leg. Might get in the way if the case goes to trial. Just saying...
Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:20am.
His body guards beat him down?? Why didn't CB just do it himself, being that he is so handy with his hands.
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Because it wasn't a woman?
Team Paparazzi!
Team Karma!
Please let this happen, oh, let that pap-douche win this! a small karma id due with that woman beater.
I hope this loser suing him is counter sued for fraud and filing a frivilous law suit. I'm tired of reading about people that invade other people's privacy getting sensitive because they get the 'what for'. Are there any other witnesses that saw CB's people beating him down? Is there a U Toob video of it?
Buck off, wanker!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I can't wait for the headline, "Chris Brown Beaten to Death by Umbrella."
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'm tired of hearing about paparazzi suing. They are invasive and if they get close enough to get beat, they probably deserve it. Get a bigger lense, jerk! Unless Robert is just a 'fan'...
Whether true or not............this makes my fucking day!
It sounds like Rosen ran away and fell. Small case, small dollahs.
Suck hairy scrote and DIE, Chris.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
He should start dating Justin Gaston. I bet they are soulmates.
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Is this real life?
That nurse Jackie ad scares me. Oh, and Chris Brown is a douche.
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good one snoogle, i was thinking the same thing!
i think many of us are in agreement here that this picture of brown is offensive to all the senses?
A punk bitch is always gonna be a punk bitch.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
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IT WOULD BE UNWISE IF YOU TRY TO BITCH FIGHT WITH A GUY IN A CAR WHO IS ABOUT TWICE AS STRONG AS YOU AND WEIGHTS ABOUT 70 MORE POUNDS YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS FUCKING KICKED. THE WAY THE NICKEL ROLLS IS SHE GOT ALL KINDS OF FUCKING BITCHY WITH HIM AND TOOK THE CLAWS TO HIS FUCKING FACE SO OF COURSE SHES GOING TO GET HER ASS KICKED.
*channeling my inner Kanye* CHRIS BROWN IS THE NEW IKE TURNER
In the above pic...Chris looks like he would REALLY like to take it up the ass...
And I'm the type of bitch who would REALLY like to do that for him...
(did anyone see that 70s porn movie "The Opening of Misty Beethoven...you haven't??? YOU MUST!!! Well think to the most infamous scene in that movie...the threesome at the end...but imagine it WITHOUT the lube and a MUCH BIGGER STRAP-ON!!!)
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Sick of seeing this fucker's face..he has the same man/child ridiculous look as Nick Cannon. How is it they get any play?
Once again: FUCK LITTLE IKE!!!!
Is Bow Wow working at LA Fitness now? He seems to be CSs yes bitch.
I can't stand looking at his picture this early.
His body guards beat him down?? Why didn't CB just do it himself, being that he is so handy with his hands.
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I'd love to pop him one and wipe that smug look off his fug face.