Justin Gaston Is A Natural Born Comedian
You know Justin Gaston? He's the panty model who gets paid to let Miley Cyrus nibble on his hair and braid his bushy brows with her tongue. Yeah, that one. Well, he had some kind of video interview with Details Magazine and this shit is beyond! This is what I imagine Christopher Guest's dreams look like. I wasn't even making out with my bong while watching this and I walked away feel like my tongue was going to fall out.
But you know Miley thinks he's like the smartest man since Orville Redenbacher. Which he totally is! I mean, here's a few quotes from the video that will make your brain twitch:
On who will play him in a movie:
"If Ashton Kutcher played me. Like, he would be a funnier me. He's a pretty funny guy. But I'm going to say Johnny Depp, just cause I like Johnny Depp and we're just going to get crazy, like. Like Johnny Depp's going to play an older me. Like when I'm older. Cause he's a really cool actor and then I'll seem really cool."
On who he would like to trade lives with:
"I'd like to be one of those lap dogs that just get petted all day. Cause they just have the best life. They wake up, they get fed and they get attention all the time. I like attention. I don't like to be by myself, so I want to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?"
Um. Isn't he already like one of those little dogs? I bet Miley makes him crawl on all fours around the house with a pink ribbon in his hair. I would! I would also lay in his lap and stroke his brows while he tells me what's hurting his purdy little brain. He'd tell me all about the white shirt he's wearing that was woven by God himself and carried down by the angels.
And it gets better! Justin has Psalm 7:8 tattooed right above his butt cheek. It says: "Judge me, O Lord, according to my righteousness." Justin explained it, "I don't want to be judged—so I put it on my body in an attempt to become that bold."
Dude is either as dumb as a butt plug or he is a comic genius! Actually, I'm pretty sure he's both! I think I'm in love....
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good gosh o golly MK... I could tell you were a fallin for that boy......... watch out baby! that little boy will break your old crusty heart! (but, we'll still love and adore you!!!!!!!)
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I have a dollar says Johnny Depp has never heard of this douche
I can finally see what draws Chipmunks and him together. Have you seen her idiotic interviews? Both must have the funniest conversations. To be a fly on the wall....
I'm now convinced that there is no way these two are getting it on. They're way too stupid to figure out how sex works.
don't know if anyone watched the show "glee" on fox last week. but during the scenes when all the football players are in the background this guy is among them. check it out... as if you cared
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:33pm.
what a cruel joke it is on humanity to be pretty and a completely empty head...
LOL. It is a curse, but I have learned to deal with it. Seriously, I have sometimes wondered if I would trade my tad of intelligence and normal looks for killer looks/bod and airheadedness.
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Some men follow rainbows and I'm told
Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:18pm.
Like like like like like.
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i never knew guys said Like that fucking often. he's a valley girl.
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Bless his heart.
@ sexecution
Please, he doesn't even have an IQ in the double digits.
what a cruel joke it is on humanity to be pretty and a completely empty head...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She loves him for his mind.
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"Like snakes, tarantulas, and Spencer Pratt, they can't help how they look." Sugaroo
Woo Hoo! I finally have made it to the 1990's and have internet on my home computer. I see some familiar avies! Hello Mike and Madam S.
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Some men follow rainbows and I'm told
Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
He kind of looks like a young Bill Ray Cyrus which is really gross.
He makes my head hurt, like the guy is such an idiot, like.
I had to stop when he pronounced the "t" in often.
OMG!!!! I'm like literally snorting into a paper bag!!! This dude has made my bed...ehhh...life!!! He is so amazingly breath-taking that I like screamed!!!
My husband does not mind, he's 75, like me.
I will be totally nonproductive, like, but I have to sing 'Baby, what you want me to do' by Van Morrison.
He really is a Greek yoghurt, sorry, Adonis!!!
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, at least he wouldn't be talking smack about god and angels and shit. I will say his lips a sizzling! kiss me baby..... all over!!!
Shirts sent down from heaven with angels... and we're not supposed to be mean to him? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? There is no way this guy has a triple digit IQ, no way, even with the angels, he's a doof. Busted Grillage is the only thing be him and abject poverty. I wonder if he has dreams about bad teefs and bit off dicks, now that would make some sense.
Get him some Fleet stat!
He is totally full of shit.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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OH DEAR LORD IM GOING DOWN.
Play him in a movie... Boy please!
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OMG!!!
heez, like, so, like, dreeeemy. like, yea. i tink GOD, like, mde him and, like, snt him down 2 beautifulise thiz world with his beooty and smartnessness.
xoxo
SHA!
(Read in best Miley Cyrus voice)
Well now we know what he talks about with chipmunk grrrl.
That boy is a mimbo!
Seems like a sweet harmless little tard though.
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Like like like like like.
Like.
And how did MK not make one comment about those catepillars trying to mate on his forehead?
Pretty turns ugly when its that dumb and weak.
..please, he'd be that lap dog who spends all day licking his nuts, barking at himself in the mirror, and chasing his tail. And I'm gonna need people to stop getting Bible verses tatooed on thier bodies, I'm pretty sure God does not like this foolishness!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I can see the stupid in his eyes.
It crawls upon my eye balls like a smelly ruber glove.
He's hollow, like and , like, non-describt.
are you sure it isn't Whackeen Phonics playing a role?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
If, as some suggest, ignorance is bliss... then that dude must be freaking mind-blowingly euphoric at all times.
And I find it creepy yet exactly as I would suspect that he looks nearly identical to her father. Even the hair and the posture.
Also... nothing says I Love Jesus more than the ol' crucifix with the shirt unbuttoned to your navel.
Justin, baby, please keep your mouth closed at all times. Reason number one, your open mouth makes you look very much like a possum. Reason number two, you're an incoherent mess!
If he screwed Miley, he's marked for life.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Well! I've never heard of him before, but he's a pretty little thing!! I could use a lap dog that cute!
-Einah