Jessica Simpson Is Going Back To Reality TV
Reality TV made Jessica Simpson a big star, so it's no surprise that she's shuffling back there in a bid to keep her name on your tongue (tastes like deep fried Crisco). UsWeekly says that Jessica and some friend will travel the world to see what different cultures see as beautiful. The show is called The Price of Beauty and her spokesbitch confirmed it, but wouldn't give up any details.
Some source said that Jessica and her friend will even try "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful. Picture Fear Factor."
Is there a place where they think getting your mouth sewn up makes you look more beautiful? If not, make it up and send Jessica there! Is there also a place where they believe throwing your father into a volcano turns you into an exquisite beauty? If not, make it up and send Jessica and Papa Joe there too!
If this crap ever makes it to air it could be a fun show to watch while playing a drinking game. Every time Jessica's dumb ass unwittingly offends someone of a different culture, drink a shot! Your liver would be raising a white flag after 10 minutes.
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I would like to extend a formal apology to every person of every culture she is about to bewilder and/or offend, here and abroad.
We will be sending you billions of dollars in aid to help facilitate the immediate reconstruction of your countries with no questions asked.
Again. Sorry.
the headline should have read
Jessica simpson is going back to reality....tv.
She sure wears some ugly clothes!
That looks says it all - "I just sharted"
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Looks like she's hiding two bald guys under that top.
another one who can just fuck of home!
she's a train wreck, and i wanna watch!
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They already have a show like this on National Geographic called "Taboo".
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Fuck this stupid, desperate, daddy humping piece of shit fame whore. This bitch isn't any better than Paris Hilton. Jessica will do anything to stay relevant and the only thing she needs to do is GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:55pm.
Biggest Loser?
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LMAO
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I just wonder at what point will the people that continue to promote her and keep losing money on her will finally get a clue and give up.
i hope she invites miley if she goes to japan
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:31pm.
Anyone notice that reality shows are becoming less and less real? The reality for Chestica would be crappy performances, crappy acting and an inability to sing or be intelligent.
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True.
Plus: Black belt burping competitions, teeth bleaching, loads of farting, tuna sandwiches, stroking Daisy, chewing gum, stroking tuna sandwiches, farting, kissing her dad. And farting.
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She's all class, this blow-up sex frog. ALL class I tell ya!
Biggest Loser?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:13pm.
Tiger - how about
Bobby Trendy,
Boy George
and
Richard Dean Anderson to balance it out?
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Done, and and....oh...McGyever?...meh...Ok, doner...Let's get this fucker to production...
Oh and we'll need Jess to pack on some ANS chunk...Oh and who's gonna be her Kimmy, Sugar Pie and HKS
Ok, I say...ROJO CALIENTE!..Stains...and Mark Geregos? Yep...Get this fucker rollin'...We got a winner here, folks....choo! choo! FULL STEAM AHEAD...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger - how about
Bobby Trendy,
Boy George
and
Richard Dean Anderson to balance it out?
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:59pm.
Who's "some friend"? A recreation of "The Simple Life" so who gets the Nicole part?
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Let's nominate some people.
Jon Gosselin (i hear he's going to be looking for work soon)
Richard Dean Anderson
Tory Spelling
Some slutty british chav
Joel McHale
Smokey from Lost
If MK went I'd buy a TV.
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*composing tiger self*...
FLAVA FLAVE
Brigitte Nielson
that HOT CHICK in Angel_I's avie
Bobby Trendy (Jess be lookin' a little ANSish..)
Cory Haim...or that other loser Cory
Foxy Brown
Boy George...
Frenchie from Rock of Love...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:59pm.
Who's "some friend"? A recreation of "The Simple Life" so who gets the Nicole part?
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Let's nominate some people.
Jon Gosselin (i hear he's going to be looking for work soon)
Richard Dean Anderson
Tory Spelling
Some slutty british chav
Joel McHale
Smokey from Lost
If MK went I'd buy a TV.
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A show full of Jessica's dumb face making expressions like the above and wearing really unflattering clothes sounds like the 13th pit of hell to me right about now.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:59pm.
Who's "some friend"? A recreation of "The Simple Life" so who gets the Nicole part?
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The rejects from Tila Tequila's show...or worse yet, Parasite's BFF search???? *retch*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who's "some friend"? A recreation of "The Simple Life" so who gets the Nicole part?
Is it just me, or does it look like she's queefing glitter in this picture?
I am a pretty tough sell. Takes very little to catch a mental side-eye...but, I like this one. She is vapid. I know this. I always wind up rootin' for her.
NOTE: I rooted for Brittany a couple of time, too. It was not received well by my fellow sluts.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
UGH - why won't this stupid sow go away already???!!!
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Wasn't "Fat Actress" already a tv show? I'm thinking they should call this "Big Fat Fame Whore"... which incidentally would make an amazing title for John Mayer's autobiography.
Yawn.
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I can't imagine her doing anything "fear factor-ish"... Except it would be fun to convince her runny cow shit slathered all over your face is the "new" Proactive beauty treatment.
I'd like to see that commercial.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
the reality of jessica is that her 15 minutes has been up for awhile and she can't tell time...this dummy will embarass herself and america all over the world...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:14pm.
Melted butter on ice cream?
I'm liking the thought of that. A LOT!!!!
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Bon appetit! ;)
Melted butter on ice cream?
I'm liking the thought of that. A LOT!!!!
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If Jess wants to do another reality show, why not get IVF and squirt out 8 kids? That will keep her relevant for another 10 minutes at least.
Great. As if the rest of the world doesn't hate Americans enough. One visit from her ignorant ass, they'll unleash Hell on us with rocks and garbage.
She just continues to make an ass out of herself! The sad part is.............someone gets paid to do this. ie: Pappa Joe
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:57pm.
Wouldn't the slime make a conserve and keep her mummified? Would she look like Joan Rivers then?? :o)
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Or Spencer Pratt.
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Good one!!!!
It seems he oozes wallpaper slime.
Back to Jessica.....
I just found an article that decribes "neck stretching, body sacrification, genital mutilation and skull deformation" as some weird foreign procedures to be pretty.
I hope she'll get everything done at once.
Oh, and I saw a documentary about Japanese people breaking and re-attaching their legs so they are taller. Jess has to do that too!!!
MIZRO? Are you still in the hizzy?
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Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:14pm.
mike: *shaking fists at the sky* you're right.
The "pelvic thrust" move in a dress like that just makes her look ginormous.
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It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:57pm.
Wouldn't the slime make a conserve and keep her mummified? Would she look like Joan Rivers then?? :o)
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Or Spencer Pratt.
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Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:57pm.
I swear, anyone can get a fucking reality show these days, it's utterly ridiculous. Are we to blame? Hmmm....I wonder!
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Sadly, I think I am. I watch way too much reality TV.
I swear, anyone can get a fucking reality show these days, it's utterly ridiculous. Are we to blame? Hmmm....I wonder!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:51pm.
Maybe she wants to eat the paste and then we'll be rid of her. Death by paste! Yu-mmy.
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Wouldn't the slime make a conserve and keep her mummified? Would she look like Joan Rivers then?? :o)
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 -
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No idea....I've never given it much thought.
But apparently Paris Hilton said, that she doesn't drink milk anymore because now she knows where it comes from (!!!).
My cousin does not drink milk because she had no idea it came from the cow's "bobies" bitch however can eat a gallon of ice cream without blinking..
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Tehehe! Viva ice cream. :D
I guess some people just live in denial about this....maybe?
My Canadian exchange partner (from school)'was on a diet' and ate this 0.1% fat ice cream WITH MELTED BUTTER ON TOP.
Still looks like a whale that girl....
hahah, who knew dreamboat pete was a closet tranny?
it's always the wife who's the last to know.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:51pm.
Maybe she wants to eat the paste and then we'll be rid of her. Death by paste! Yu-mmy.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:40pm.
What does Paris want with wallpaper anyway?
I hope plaster herself in it and roll down a hill.
Because they are so deluded and far far from real life I sometimes think that they have no idea what they're talking about and don't make things up. Ah well....
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:42pm
ha ha . your awie in that CTH is drag?
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Well - it's originally CTH cholarized but I just gave him (her) Gosslein hair to finish it up:)!
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Ahhaha TITS!
That is so wrong. But so reasonable at a mere $29.89.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:42pm
ha ha . your awie in that CTH in drag?
Yet another shitfest to add to the TV lineup, and another attempt to stay relevant. Sad really. I kind of like the premise, but there is no way I could stand watching her every week.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:47pm.
angel, here and lluving your avvie~
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*sigh* Good! I just saw on the other thread! I din't want you to miss it:)
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