They Better Cover The Seats With Plastic

File this under: news that made my nipples pass out. The New York Post (via Playbill) says that Hugh Jackmeoff and Daniel Craig will star in a Broadway play together later this fall. That theater is going to constantly smell like spoiled goat milk, hot dog water and discarded tuna cans.

Hugh and Daniel will both play cops (MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP) in A Steady Rain by playwright Keith Huff. The play is about "two Chicago cops whose friendship is tested by a domestic dispute they encounter in a poor neighborhood."

Okay, what is the title referring to exactly? Does it refer to a pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace in the rain pant-less? Or maybe it refers to a pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace in the shower shirtless? Or maybe it refers to a pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace while one of them is going pee pees?

It doesn't really matter. Just tell me if they will be selling a clean change of panties at the concession stand or if I have to bring my own?

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Alex222 on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:49pm.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Those 2 are so freaking hot. They should sell themselves & their sperm to the highest bidder.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:58pm.

I will so go see it....yowza!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:37am.

Older photos reveal that Daniel suffers from severe tinymeat - some might even call it 'micromeat'!!!!

And the fact that Hugh has refused to clearly show us the 'business' suggests that Hugh is likewise afflicted!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:05am.

LOVE your post, Mary OP, and it almost got our ovaries ovulating. But for us to be aroused at the image of two obvious homosexuals - no matter how hot - prancing about on the stage, well....would be nothing short of Lesbianism!
And we are NOT a Lesbian. We prefer Men...and only Men! Not fish, not sissies, but MEN!
Alas, there are probably no more than one or two of these left in Hollywood - and they are butt-ugly!

Submitted by JoMama on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 7:10am.

Between this post & the one on RPatz, I think my ovaries just exploded! I'm in HEAVEN!!!
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:50am.

Just wait till MK reads that Prince Harry is in NYC this weekend. His ass explosion is going to wipe out New York.

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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:03am.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:22pm.
Did someone say "Christian"??????

lizzieb,
Ok. Because I likes you, here's what imma do for you! You can stay at mah house, I'll stay at your place! I'll do that for YOU!!

Too kind. I'll bring my union jack jammies, some London gin and lots of tea. When you come to me could you bring that chocolate with peanut butter inside and some sunshine.
Cheers!

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Submitted by foosrock on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:00am.

I'll be so getting tickets to see this!. Talented, hot and British. Can't get better than that!!!.

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Submitted by JaneDoe on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:06am.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:21pm.

You know, you bitches read just like the commenters over at us weekly blathering on about rpatz. Just with better spelling and grammar.
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I wet myself only by looking their pics above..
Ok that sounded like the Rpattz fans' comments...but hey, wetting yourself is definitely better than hyperventilating..

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:41pm.
steroids
(as if it mattered)

True, Hysteria.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:41pm.

steroids

(as if it mattered)

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:49pm.

I'm betting we could actually halt the show!!

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:38pm.

Watching this play with Dlisted sluts would be the best experience ever. Question though..which would be the first of us to get removed by security?

Note to self...maybe I need to go to a "conference" in NY in the fall....

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:38pm.

Watching this play with Dlisted sluts would be the best experience ever. Question though..which would be the first of us to get removed by security?

Note to self...maybe I need to go to a "conference" in NY in the fall....

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:11pm.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:36pm.

Pffft...bitch, don't even try it...like you could out lunge the TIGERNESS...Oh, yeah...Ima gonna git me summadat fine ass man meat...Mmm'mmm...
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are they still making your fat ass buy two seats?

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:05pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:36pm.

Pffft...bitch, don't even try it...like you could out lunge the TIGERNESS...Oh, yeah...Ima gonna git me summadat fine ass man meat...Mmm'mmm...
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are they still making your fat ass buy two seats?

anyway my money is on the audience. you'll have to deal with more than just one aging flaming gay in a white striped suit if you maul Huge or danny.

I'd watch though.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:36pm.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:21pm.
So, hypothetically you understand... how far from the stage are the front row seats? Are they within lunging distance?
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Pffft...bitch, don't even try it...like you could out lunge the TIGERNESS...Oh, yeah...Ima gonna git me summadat fine ass man meat...Mmm'mmm...

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:21pm.

So, hypothetically you understand... how far from the stage are the front row seats? Are they within lunging distance?

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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:21pm.

"(MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP)"

This... is perfection. No words.

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Submitted by cMal on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:14pm.

Hugh. Jackman. Pure. Sex.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:04pm.

Are single right now MK? Cuz all these panty pudding posts make me think so.

Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:02pm.

MK you just made me a 100 times happier with "MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP" line. I wish I were a gay man so I could marry your cute ass!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by Douchebaggery on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:32pm.

Michael K is the funniest motherfucker alive. If I was gay, I'd totally hit it.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:22pm.

Did someone say "Christian"??????

lizzieb,
Ok. Because I likes you, here's what imma do for you! You can stay at mah house, I'll stay at your place! I'll do that for YOU!!

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:07pm.

@sheeps: thanks....:)
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:42pm.

onward christian soldiers!

Tee hee. Nice avie!

Submitted by backfat on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:48pm.

I am so overwhelmed at the very thought of this.

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:42pm.

onward christian soldiers!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:33pm.

No! The £/$ exchange rate means that if I came(to see the show) I would have to live in the bins. Unless some kind dlister put me up.......

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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:05pm.

I really don't find Jackman all that, but I love me some Daniel Craig... man chi chis and all...

Submitted by suze on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:41pm.

Submitted by BisbeeChris on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:56pm.

Throw in Ryan Reynolds and I would die a happy and contented woman.

It's Suze, like in booze.

Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:33pm.

Missed you madam s.

I've been around a bit lately: job hunting is grueling and I need my D fix when I can get it!

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:29pm.

Ahhaha... hey guys!

Mizro! Long time, no see woman. xo

Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:29pm.

CHARLES MANSON
WHO LOOKS MORE NATURAL? I WOULD SAY THEY BOTH FUCKING DO. BOTH HUGH AND WHATS HIS FUCKING NAME HAVE SHORT TORSOS SO IT IT PROBABLY A DRAW.

Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:27pm.

madam s: hello and *guffaw*!

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:26pm.

Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:21pm.
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Haha...oily bo-hunk...I would prefer Jake Ryan over these two.

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Submitted by Basement Baby on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:25pm.

A couple of over-muscled closet cases is nothing to cream over. I'd rather spent the night grooming my pet cockroaches. I built a little ranch for them next to the worktable.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:25pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:20pm.

Bondi and the Bahamas?

Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:25pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:20pm.
I must be more lesbian than I even suspected, because being so completely uninspired by both those men I found myself guessing which oceanic water is behind them. I'm thinking North Pacific on the left and South Pacific on the right. Which probably makes me nerdier than I suspected, as well
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Ahahahhaa! Maybe your looking for brains and not so much brawn? : )

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:20pm.

I must be more lesbian than I even suspected, because being so completely uninspired by both those men I found myself guessing which oceanic water is behind them. I'm thinking North Pacific on the left and South Pacific on the right. Which probably makes me nerdier than I suspected, as well.
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no dear, that's the Juan de Fuca Straight in both shots.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:21pm.

You know, you bitches read just like the commenters over at us weekly blathering on about rpatz. Just with better spelling and grammar.

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Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:21pm.

Wow. Big switch from the previous post. We went from skinny puppy to oily bo-hunk.

My taste is more to this side of the fence, though I do prefer a little smaller man-tittays.
My hubby is a little closer to Craig, but I think he wants the bulk like Wolverine. His quote: "I don't want to sound gay or anything, but that Jackman guy looks like he's got a good regimen. I wonder what his protein intake is?" Meh. Like I care how they get that way.

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:20pm.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:16pm.

Sluts

"when I look at John Travolta - grease IS the word!"

my how times have changed... sigh.

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Submitted by modianos on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:12pm.

ok now i have to go watch layer cake! then ill prolly need a shower...
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Submitted by gnarlyone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:12pm.

Craig is much hipper than Huge Jackmanenoff
....and doesn't do bad broadway showtunes written
by hacks from downunder

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:08pm.
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Hehehehe...Paul Gross is somewhat of a sexy bitch tho'.

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