Wednesday, May 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Workout Dog
Watch this dog do more exercise in 30 seconds than I have done all year. Seriously, if I did that many squats I'd black out and wake up minutes later with defibrillator peddles on my chest.
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I couldn't watch the dog doind squats because it would remind me I haven't squatted in weeks.
Submitted by quesadilla on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:57pm.
I'm kind of confused by how I feel about it too, because marriage in itself, isn't it an "invention" of religion, so wouldn't they want to call it something else anyway?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:50pm.
ElB...I beat you!
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You forgot the word 'off' - ha ha ha hahahhahah
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i think shes a Church-going virgin. Ther are some on this site you know!! :)
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You think she's never gone to church? Wow. Damn sinners.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:52pm.
Slutts! I was THIIIIIIRRRDDDDDD!! Happy with that!
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I think we should all quit pretending and just play the FIRST GAME!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:56pm.
Those quizzes are retarded! I took a What's your villainess name? It came back Putrid Enchantress! What am I hynotising my enemy with my stinky farts!!!!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:50pm.
ElB...I beat you!
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You forgot the word 'off' - ha ha ha hahahhahah
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i think shes a Church-going virgin. Ther are some on this site you know!! :)
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Where? Point em' out ElB, so we can shank em"
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:52pm.
Slutts! I was THIIIIIIRRRDDDDDD!! Happy with that!
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But you are the #1 DL clitty-litter maker in my teeny black ♥.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
In case you missed it the first time:
DLISTED STEW RECIPE
Dlisted Stew:
One pound chicken cutlets marinated in bug spray
Six cups crumbled cheetoes
One gallon panty pudding
Dash of butthole bleach
Four teaspoons of mom jean shavings
Sprinkle of Stains' drool
Squirt of jizz from random hooker
Mix all ingredients together and microwave for two hours for maximum consistency.
Serve warm inside rusty tennis cans or sock slots.
Variations encouraged.
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Ok, that dog is adorable.
louise- Of course the last part of her repsonse was "don't bother replying".
She went into this stupid ass crap about how I obviously don't listen to anything she says and how can I expect her to confide in me any more if I'm going to use what she says against her.
What?????? So having an opinion on someone doing bullshit stuff means I'm using it against her? Because nobody else she knows has the balls to tell her that the reason people think she's lazy and delusional is because she comes across as lazy and delusional???
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:51pm.
IN THE FIRST TEN!!!!
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Lucky!!! I hate it when I'm arrive at #258
OPEN POST!!!
Cute dog, now bare with me sluts.
The ruling on Prop 8 got me thinking about some of the arguments used to justify second class citizenship.
So, here is a question for all of you.
If animals evolved to match human intelligence and were tax paying citizens who understood and willingly consented to marriage (animal with animal or animal with human), would you be for it or against it?
I do not believe that homosexuality or anything besides heterosexuality leads to bestiality, I just want to see the reasoning behind conclusions based on context.
For the record Prop 8 sucks and I am for marriage equality. However, I run the other way when someone mentions marriage or kids.
But please answer I am interested to see what you guys have to say.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:52pm.
Yah they'r always the martyrs. I have a friend that will spend hundreds of dollars on designer shit but can't pay a phone bill. She complains how stressed she is with the kids yet they are gone at least 1 weekend a month!
I get a weekend to myself once a year! I pay my bills and buy stuff for myself only if the bills are paid! Fuck you!!!!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
THAT DOG IS AN AWESOME HAWT SLUTT!!!
the trainer sounds like she's orgasming as she says up.
In my boredom, I was doing one of those stupid quizzes on FB. This is the second GD quiz that told me my celebrity personality is Adoptalina.
*shanks self in kidney*
*pushes upward*
*bleeds out*
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:50pm.
ElB...I beat you!
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You forgot the word 'off' - ha ha ha hahahhahah
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i think shes a Church-going virgin. Ther are some on this site you know!! :)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:52pm.
Did you respond back to her?
I need new music to listen to anyone got any suggestions? (no gaga crap either! lol)
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
CHARLES MANSON
THE MORE HE GETS HIS GLUTTEOUS MUSCLES WORKED UP THE MORE BEEFY IT WILL BE IN HIS RICE BOWL. THE BEATLES SONG IN THE BACKGROUND WAS A GENTLE TOUCH.
BING!, said the microwave.
Cute dog.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:50pm.
ElB...I beat you!
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You forgot the word 'off' - ha ha ha hahahhahah
Lord, I thought this would never happen!!
Didn't anyone tell them it's rude to play with their food like that?
Loving this dog and questioning why I don't excersise?!?!?!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
For anybody who read my long ass rant on my friend yesterday... She flipped her SHIT at the email I sent her. I didn't pull punches and basically told her that the reason nobody is responding to her and are starting to pull back is because she has no responsibilities, does the bare minimum, is doing nothing to better her situation and complains the whole way about how shitty her life is.
And of course the response was a typical martyr "how can you be so mean, must be nice on your high horse" victim BULLSHIT.
Ugh. YOU WORK 32 HOURS A WEEK, HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND EVERY WEEKEND, LIVE WITH YOUR MOM AND ONLY PAY YOUR OWN BILLS WHICH INCLUDE $15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT AND YOU WON'T GET A SECOND JOB SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! How can someone who works that little and stays up all night watching TV be tired?
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Slutts! I was THIIIIIIRRRDDDDDD!! Happy with that!
asian people sure do love training animals to do odd things. between that and their obsession to make robot women, something tells me they are a very bored people
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Okay, Sugaroo...
Where's the recipe, baby?!?
IN THE FIRST TEN!!!!
OOOOOPEEEEEEENNNNNN POOOOOOOSSSSSSSSST!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ElB...I beat you!
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.