Wednesday, May 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Workout Dog
Watch this dog do more exercise in 30 seconds than I have done all year. Seriously, if I did that many squats I'd black out and wake up minutes later with defibrillator peddles on my chest.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:58pm.
Shaking my head. The best thing that could happen to her is her parents kicking her out. It would make her grow up at least a little.
My only big regret in life is that I didn't move out of my parents house sooner. Being self-sufficient really makes you grow up fast.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:07pm.
I'm so sorry, honee! :-(
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Sugaroo you bitch!
I'm off white carbs and reading that shit just made me get reallllll hongray!
stoney: I like my stew with a side dish of GREEN BEANS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Flatsy on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:08pm
They're perennials, that's all I have in my garden, you can find them in the bushes and whatnot spot at the nursery, they bloom bright pink flowers in the spring and just stay leafy for the summer. I've had mine for about 3 years, so they're mature.
The Cocoa mulch is awesome, it goes along way.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by quesadilla on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:57pm.
If animals evolved to match human intelligence and were tax paying citizens who understood and willingly consented to marriage (animal with animal or animal with human), would you be for it or against it?
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For it, c'mon who wouldn't want to have sexy times one or two unicorns, even if you didn't like it, it would make for great bragging rights. And I also find that little gecko on the Geico commercials appealing, oh and that elephant on last month's CT contest seemed to know his way around, plus he had that large trunk. And they also have to be male animals, I can't get it on with female animals 'cause that would be fucking sick.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
M.E., I didn't forget that part! It's in there!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:08pm.
STSU!!!
Belated birthday wishes.
Thanks I've been drinking since yesterday1 I think I'm still drunk, I'm kind of numb, so everything is fine.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
If this is not discrimination, then what is?
I, as the only female employee at my work place, have found out that all my male collegues are paid 1.5 times of what I get.
Normal or because my boss is nearly 80 (and yes, he's at work every day) and he's got 'traditional' views?
I'm torn between furious and confused.
Did that happen to anyone else?
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:51pm.
Okay, Sugaroo...
Where's the recipe, baby?!?
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Roo's Stuffed Taters
All ingredients to your own taste:
Big baking potatoes
Bake at 450 until done (do not cover in foil so the skins are crispy)
When done, use a spoon to scoop out the insides into a bowl.
Add to the bowl: cut-up room temp butter, Half and Half, chopped scallions, real bacon pieces (no Bacos allowed), fresh shaved broccoli, cut-up small chunks of sharp white cheddar, pepper and roasted garlic.
Use a hand masher (not a mixer) to break up and mix it all, leaving in lumps of potatoes. Heap back into skins and drizzle melted butter over the tops and sprinkle on parmesano-reggiano and ground cumin or chili powder over them. Bake uncovered at 350 for 20 mins.
You can also do: ground turkey, Italian sausage, sour cream, crabmeat, avocado, red onion and even chunky peanut butter. Not all in the same potato, but use different combos. If you use the peanut butter, don't mix that with anything but the bacon and/or onions. I know it sounds revolting, but you'd be surprised how good it tastes!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
If this is not discrimination, then what is?
I, as the only female employee at my work place, have found out that all my male collegues are paid 1.5 times of what I get.
Normal or because my boss is nearly 80 (and yes, he's at work every day) and he's got 'traditional' views?
I'm torn between furious and confused.
Did that happen so anyone else?
Snowy- sweet! I love to prove him wrong. ;P I think I have something goin on tonight, but it is already set to record.
Is it too late to add some of Susan Boyle's plucked eyebrow hairs to the Dlisted stew?
And some scabs from Wino?
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:05pm.
Hey sluts!
What a loser!! Sorry smurfy...
Stoney - you forgot the most important part of teh Dlisted stew.
It's going to be served in TENNIS CANS!
i am not for inter-species marriages.
and ISMU- tell the girl you can't be friends with her anymore till she can recognize truth and reality. or at least be fun.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
STSU!!!
Belated birthday wishes.
*handing you a pineapple-tini*
I would totally marry my dog,he's fucking awesome, he's everything you'd want in a partner.
smart, handsome, loyal, sensitive and he doesn't ask for sex or give a shit if I smell bad.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:04pm.
And my Wieglias are blooming right now, GORGEOUSNESS!
What are Wieglias? I need to look into cocoa shell mulch.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:03pm.
I think the doggie in the video must have had the same problem because he was leaning against the wall while he did it. Awesome training!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
ISMU: I think one of my biggest pet peeves is when people complain but don't do anything about their situations. I've come to the conclusion that they don't want to change their lives because they thrive on getting sympathy from others. And heaven forbid they make a change for the positive - what will they have to bitch about?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:01pm.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm? I once saw a Great Dane that oddly turned me on! But marriage, I don't think it would have worked between us!
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TEAM KIEFER!
@ KD
weren't marriage-like agreements practiced before present day religions were established? either way let's assume they would want to call it marriage.
snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:05pm
THANK U!!!
It's so purdy now. I also got some hanging Fuschias, if they do what they're supposed to do all will be right in teh Brandi garden times...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:05pm.
Nope :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
OH!!! So do you guys remember, that for the last 3 weeks I've been keeping track of my bookkeepers comings and goings (her hours) and following up to see how many hours she paid herself for?
Well, In three weeks she's paid her self in excess of 14 hours and 53 minutes.
*shock face!
And this bitch makes over $35 a hour.
That is almost $500 a month.
I am SOOOOOO stabby.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:05pm.
Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry beesh!!!!!!!
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dramaqueen- She'll be well on her way to stepping if she doesn't come out of it with some perspective. I will wholeheartedly apologize for hurting her feelings and being so harsh but not for doing what I thought needed to be done out of love and concern. If she was making the right choices on her own, I wouldn't have had to say anything. And if a nice, gentle nudge had sent her on her way, I wouln't have been such a firebreathing hosebeast about it but she hasn't taken any hints.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
KD: no worries, SYTYCD is on tonight, another two hour audition show, tell your BF I said so! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
You forgot the word 'off' - ha ha ha hahahhahah
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Jazzy...I expect this behavior from the King of debauchery, but not you....you have made me so proud.
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Don't be proud. It's just the hangover talking.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:05pm.
YOU LIE!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
Didn't anyone tell them it's rude to play with their food like that?
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I know, huh. The Chinese are particularly VICIOUS in their treatment of dogs. Chained with a 1 ft. long thick aZZ chaing to a damp concrete hut. The dogs are so fearful and STARVED for affection. But their skinned alieve for food. DOn't make me bring back a video proving it.
GDit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISMU- it is true, most people choose to coddle the lazy, delutional and immature ones just because they don't want to come across as "mean". I mean, seriously, people should say something because they care, you know, like tough love. Not that it ever does any good, but we can hope.
@ quesadilla
if animals would evolve to match human intelligence, then, to me, they would be 'human'. because our intelligence and the ability to reflect about ourselves is what makes us human, i mean, we are also animals somehow. i'm not that good in english but i'm trying to explain now ^^: having a feeling of identity, like to experience yourself, having an "I" is what defines us as humans. so i hope you got what i mean :D
so if animals evolved to that, they should be allowed to marry people
let's make a science fiction movie about it
with a chihuahua as the president or something
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:58pm.
In case you missed it the first time:
DLISTED STEW RECIPE
Hahahaha! You fool!!!!! :)))))
Hey sluts!
guess what I got for my B-day yesterday?
Absolutely fucking nothing!, not even a Phone call
Guess what else happened?
I'm Single :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Brandi: I'm a jellis H8ter of your garden!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:58pm.
In case you missed it the first time:
pasta for sketti kettah and a small vial of my avvie's blood.
What's wrong with gays raising kids, hetero couples have sex, it's an acepted given. I prefer that ALL couples with kids (single parents too)_ keep the sex on the low key down load, you know?
NO kid needs their parent's sexuality to be out there.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:02pm.
And have grandios ideas to sound ambitious to people and selfishly impose it on others!!!
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Crazy - I only take the ones that I think will make me laugh. But instead it made me stabby.
I would totally marry my cat. He's a great guy.
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I spent my holiday weekend in the garden.
It isn't big or anything but it looks purdy now. I mixed Cocoa Shell mulch and Black mulch together cuz Cocoa Shell mulch is spensive and now I get wafts of chocolate in my house.
And my Wieglias are blooming right now, GORGEOUSNESS!
My random open post contribution.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've been trying to get one of my dogs to "sit pretty" like that FOREVER, but the boy has no balance. He can hold the pose for about 3 seconds, then he starts wobbling around. Once he even fell over :)
In other news, why the FUCK is Bristol Palin on the cover of People?! Every time I see that damn mag my soul cries.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Stoney,
I add to the pot:
The bitter tears of a thousand JJloonies
Crazy- Seriously. No accountability, no responsiblility and no balls to DO something to change her circumstances.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
I'm trying to figger out what muscle group the man is working with his hands behind his head.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:01pm.
ISMU: I recently cut someone similar out of my life. Couldn't take the negativity any more. I'm so fucking tired of people who refuse to take responsibility for their own actions!
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I call them "family"
ISMU: I recently cut someone similar out of my life. Couldn't take the negativity any more. I'm so fucking tired of people who refuse to take responsibility for their own actions!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
You forgot the word 'off' - ha ha ha hahahhahah
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Jazzy...I expect this behavior from the King of debauchery, but not you....you have made me so proud.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by quesadilla on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:57pm.
OPEN POST!!!
Cute dog, now bare with me sluts.
The ruling on Prop 8 got me thinking about some of the arguments used to justify second class citizenship.
So, here is a question for all of you.
If animals evolved to match human intelligence and were tax paying citizens who understood and willingly consented to marriage (animal with animal or animal with human), would you be for it or against it?
I do not believe that homosexuality or anything besides heterosexuality leads to bestiality, I just want to see the reasoning behind conclusions based on context.
For the record Prop 8 sucks and I am for marriage equality. However, I run the other way when someone mentions marriage or kids.
But please answer I am interested to see what you guys have to say.
I agree with animals and humans marrying. I saw a goose today with a great pair of legs, yep, i'd hit it!